''I am matter... I am antimatter... I can see your past... I can see your future... I consume time... And I will consume you!'' 2nd Place D1 : The Slayerific Phantominaizer New Year Tourney! 1st place D2 : FFR Classics Short and Sweet Tourney
"Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
"Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
"Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
"That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
"Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.
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