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  • Litodude
    FFR Player
    • Feb 2006
    • 4548

    #16
    Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

    Originally posted by virus003
    okay lito, help me out with this lol


    k so, there's this girl i really like, she's a cheerleader, she doesn't know i exist, what should i do



    i will love you forever if you solve this
    Introduce yourself and tell her how you feel, that way you can develop a backbone and social skills.
    Originally posted by t-rogdor
    i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

    dude
    out west?
    the fuck kinda location is west?
    am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


    Originally posted by lurker
    remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever

    http://imgur.com/a/Ww9g3

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    • BabyViperx3
      FFR Player
      • Apr 2008
      • 444

      #17
      Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

      My daughter's sperm donor refuses to get a job D:<






      R.I.P Jellygawd<3

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      • Litodude
        FFR Player
        • Feb 2006
        • 4548

        #18
        Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

        Originally posted by BabyViperx3
        My daughter's sperm donor refuses to get a job D:<
        Call child services, file a lawsuit, and have his parents or legal guardian pay child support otherwise they will take all of his possessions if the parents/guardians refuse.
        Originally posted by t-rogdor
        i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

        dude
        out west?
        the fuck kinda location is west?
        am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


        Originally posted by lurker
        remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever

        http://imgur.com/a/Ww9g3

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        • BabyViperx3
          FFR Player
          • Apr 2008
          • 444

          #19
          Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

          Originally posted by Litodude
          Call child services, file a lawsuit, and have his parents or legal guardian pay child support otherwise they will take all of his possessions if the parents/guardians refuse.
          He's too busy with TS. Rofl. I went to court last year for cs. $50 a month. |: Not enough to raise a toddler.






          R.I.P Jellygawd<3

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          • virus003
            FFR Veteran
            • Feb 2008
            • 1822

            #20
            Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

            Originally posted by Litodude
            Introduce yourself and tell her how you feel, that way you can develop a backbone and social skills.
            but dude it will make me seem like a creeper

            Originally posted by XUioX
            too hard and too long.. the rest of it was easy though.
            Originally posted by roundb0x
            i still have photos of my dad dickfeeding me when i was like 5
            Originally posted by who_cares973
            stop back seat modding its annoying

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            • chidori!
              FFR Player
              • Jun 2007
              • 1603

              #21
              Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

              How does i get out my artblock

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              • Litodude
                FFR Player
                • Feb 2006
                • 4548

                #22
                Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

                Originally posted by BabyViperx3
                He's too busy with TS. Rofl. I went to court last year for cs. $50 a month. |: Not enough to raise a toddler.
                Schedule another court date and demand a W-2 for proper wage garnish and ask your family, friends, or local women's health center (probably going to be at a hospital) for help in raising your child.

                Originally posted by virus003
                but dude it will make me seem like a creeper
                It won't.
                Originally posted by t-rogdor
                i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

                dude
                out west?
                the fuck kinda location is west?
                am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


                Originally posted by lurker
                remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever

                http://imgur.com/a/Ww9g3

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                • Litodude
                  FFR Player
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 4548

                  #23
                  Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

                  Originally posted by chidori!
                  How does i get out my artblock
                  Listen to light music before you sleep, take a brisk walk to a place you've never been, or smoke salvia.
                  Originally posted by t-rogdor
                  i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

                  dude
                  out west?
                  the fuck kinda location is west?
                  am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


                  Originally posted by lurker
                  remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever

                  http://imgur.com/a/Ww9g3

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                  • virus003
                    FFR Veteran
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 1822

                    #24
                    Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

                    Originally posted by Litodude
                    Schedule another court date and demand a W-2 for proper wage garnish and ask your family, friends, or local women's health center (probably going to be at a hospital) for help in raising your child.



                    It won't.
                    thanks bro ilu



                    should i do it in real life or on facebook 8)

                    Originally posted by XUioX
                    too hard and too long.. the rest of it was easy though.
                    Originally posted by roundb0x
                    i still have photos of my dad dickfeeding me when i was like 5
                    Originally posted by who_cares973
                    stop back seat modding its annoying

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                    • BabyViperx3
                      FFR Player
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 444

                      #25
                      Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

                      Total mind **** rofl. Are you googling everything?






                      R.I.P Jellygawd<3

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                      • Kibblre
                        Caelondia Represent
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 1984

                        #26
                        Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

                        How do I properly stimulate the clitoris?
                        Какой идиот придумал Бутерброд с дикобраза? Он хулиган и бездельник.

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                        • Litodude
                          FFR Player
                          • Feb 2006
                          • 4548

                          #27
                          Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

                          Originally posted by virus003
                          thanks bro ilu



                          should i do it in real life or on facebook 8)
                          Get her a cute snowglobe when you introduce yourself face-to-face.
                          Originally posted by t-rogdor
                          i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

                          dude
                          out west?
                          the fuck kinda location is west?
                          am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


                          Originally posted by lurker
                          remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever

                          http://imgur.com/a/Ww9g3

                          Comment

                          • Oni-Paranoia
                            No fucks
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 2440

                            #28
                            Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

                            Originally posted by BabyViperx3
                            Total mind **** rofl. Are you googling everything?
                            He's doing "research".

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                            • Crashfan3
                              FFR Player
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 2937

                              #29
                              Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

                              I'm going to basic training in 3-4 months and I'm mentally unprepared.

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                              • Vendetta21
                                Sectional Moderator
                                Sectional Moderator
                                • Aug 2006
                                • 2745

                                #30
                                Re: Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

                                How will the humans win?

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