*knock knock*
*opens door*
Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
Um, ok. May I help you?
Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?
You forgot to cover Stepmania 3.95 and it's Online capabilities (SMO) as well as the ITG Roll support (3.9 does not support them).
Also, should've mentioned that you can modify your Stepmania speedmods to suit your liking through metrics.ini so you don't need to stick with the defaulted ones. Oh and there's different theme and noteskin support.
it hurts reading the messges we sent to each other in the past on facebook. i have been up since 4 in the morning after going to bed at 1. i thot we would stay together forever. wen u were over here that night and said have u ever been in love before and i said no. then i asked u and u said yes and that im the only one that u love. at that time i was exploding with warmth. now i am the complete opposite of the feeling. i jus want this pain to go away and b able to accept the fact that we r jus friends now. knowing that is painful. i know ur in pain too. i jus wanna know wut happened. we were doing so good. i wish i could jus get back to feeling like that again. mayb u were jus scared of losing me later on so u felt to break thing up earlier on so the pain wouldnt b as bad. but the love for u couldnt get stronger towards you. i hope u do talk with me evryday as u said u would in a txt to me. i thot my life couldnt get ne worse but it did wen u txted me u jus wanted to b friends. i lost my job, car, and now my tru love, u. dont ever stop being who u are bc u are absolutely perfect. thats y this is so hard for me as it is for you. i hope we always stay in touch. i wanna stay in touch with u for the rest of ur life. and wen u feel ready i wna hear from u in a message about how u feel about this situation. i think that will help out the both of us. writing this to u is def helping me out. im hoping u read this entire message too. im gna miss the simple things like jus sayn hello to u, u calling me a dumbass. u holding my hand, us jus falling asleep by each others side. me buying u donuts. to put all these ifs on the side wut is certain is i will always love u forever. and wen i have another relationship if my gf asks me have i ever been in life i cn say yes thanks to u. our relationship we had for each other will allow me to say that. i dont know if i can love another person like i do for u. i jus wanna do things rite. i wanna b able to say goodbye to our relationship rite which is in person. im hoping i can do that with you today. all i need is 5 minutes of your time, unless today will be too painful to do that. it will be for me too but it will def help things out in the long run. i believe there is a reason for everything and i have been trying to figure out the reason why my parent moved to attleboro. and meeting u and falling in love with u is the reason why it happened. without moving i would have never met the girl of my dreams. and you are definitely that girl. you will always be worth it to me. you are a hel of a person. i know i dont know everything that has happened to you in your past, but fron wut i do know your a strong person for having to go thru wut u went thu. but in the future if u have any problems im here for you. i will be your rock and your anchor. you need something and i will provide you with what you need. if anyone ever gives you problems let me know and ill help u take care of it. im glad i met u and got to know you. hopefully we will both end up doing the right thing wutever that may be. there wont be a day that i wont think of you. you will be in my prayers forever. i only wish the best for you. i dont really the proper way to end this deep, emotionally, truthful message towards you. ill jus end it like this, i will always love you forever and always. o yeah, message me back. promise that u will messgae me back. i love you, my only true love.
Originally posted by darkshark
Everyone sucks at this game. The second you think you're good is the second you stop trying to get better.
Originally posted by aperson
i had a mri the other day it was the best song i heard in years
Originally posted by Sprite-
More of a joke than the time I deleted all the credits on the site.
Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
yeah my goldfish think im a riot they do this thing where they turn upside down and float to the top of the tank
i guess their alcohol tolerance isnt as high as mine
48.Overnight, have the stained-glass windows replaced with new ones depicting comical, erotic, or death-related imagery. Send the bill to the pastor.
49.Write on the bathroom wall: “The eyes of the LORD are upon you!!!”
50.Spread the word that there’ll be a rave party at the address of the church next Saturday at midnight
(things to do if you're a non-Christian at Sunday church)
"I'm gonna sing the Doom Song!" "Doom, da doom doom da doom, doom...doomy doom, da doomy doomy doom..doom da doom doom...The End!"
(lyrics to the Doom song)
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