VashtheGunman7
Junior Werewolf Game II- Pokemon a'Go-Go- DAY 7 HUMANS WIN
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sorry this is so quick but VashtheGunman7
Originally posted by Arch0wlI'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use
Originally posted by AfrobeanJust that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.Comment
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it is sad but true. we have been all put on. i cant believe they screwed me over like this. the people who i believe are the wolves are people who have looked almsot too smart. they have played us all perfectly. they make everyone believe that they are human and that we arehumans. its bs i feel bad that we humans got screwed. they will try to tell u this is wrong. they have played us so perfectly. they were the first to vote me. and u all led.. im almost sure about this. it is just a hunch. i have some proof but not enough i wnat u all to think this through.u must be careful now around these two they have screwed me over guys if humans have to win u have to be careful of who u talk to. BANGComment
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VashtheGunman7, you are lynched.
The group finished voting, after much deliberation.
"Vash, we as the majority have decided that you are a member of Team Rocket," said Lupin levelly.
Vash shook his head. "I keep telling you guys, I'm NOT a wolf! Why won't you listen to me?"
"Sure you are," said deltro. "We think you are. And that's as good as fact! Mind over matter!"
"What?" asked Vash incredulously. "That makes no sense whatsoever!"
Ignoring Vash's pleas, the group turned to each other. "Now... how shall we dispose of him?"
"We should turn him over to the proper authorities. They'll know what to do with him!" suggested Tasuke.
"Nah, let's do this ourselves," said patron_viridantis.
"Hey, look! A knife shop!" exclaimed ddrruler excitedly.
The group all ran over, grabbed knives out of the store (without paying OMG!!!) and then proceeded to stab VashtheGunman7to death.
As they did so, the TV-14 (yes it had changed to 14) symbol above them changed to a TV-M.
"What the f***?" asked Omeganitros.
"That's very inappropriate language for a..." Tasuke trailed off as he looked at the symbol. "Oh, what the hell. Never mind."
"Ok, now what?" asked Gamepro.
"Well, we'd better go find that house in that picture," suggested Chromer.
"Ok. I don't have any better plan," shrugged slackygorgeking.
"Where do we find that house, then?" asked kickassbuddy.
"In.....uh.... San Francisco!" shouted DDRadicted.
And off they went.
People participating:
Wayfaerer_
kickassbuddy
Gamepro17616
DDRadicted
deltro300111
ddrruler
Chromer
Lupin_the_3rd
JurseyRider
patron_viridantis
Tasuke
Omeganitros
slackygorgeking
Catalyst248
Wolves, guardian, seer, and psychic, I need your picks.Comment
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Attack of the Pokephiles!
The group arrived in San Francisco, weary from their travels. “So how far was that exactly?” asked Omeganitros.
“Don’t know, don’t care,” replied Deltro. “Hey, I wonder what they have in this city!” He looked around as the group trudged through the streets.
Suddenly, they found out exactly what San Francisco had to offer them- in the most unpleasant way possible. Suddenly, a guy jumped out from an alleyway in front of them. Lupin yelled in shock. The man was holding a Pikachu, which he threw at the group.
“What the hell?” yelled ddrruler, as the Pikachu bounced off his hands and went flying at slackygorgeking. Slacky caught it, but quickly threw it at Gamepro. This game of hot potato continued for a while, eventually ending up with the Pikachu right back in the man’s arms.
Once the group had recovered from the initial shock, they got a better look at the man- and didn’t like what they saw. Both the man and his Pokemon were smiling extremely unwholesome smiles.
“Touch my Pikachu. He’s very lonely,” he said, pointing to the genital region of his Pokemon.
“Ewww!” yelled JurseyRider. “You want us to molest your Pokemon?! That’s totally disgusting!”
“Everybody’s doing it,” the guy replied, a little startled by the fact that they didn’t know this. “Just look.” They did so, and wished that they hadn’t. Almost every person in this part of town was stroking, touching, or performing other vulgar sexual acts with a Pokemon- and right in public, too!
“Aaaaaahhh!” screamed Catalyst. “What kind of a place is this???”
“You’ve wandered into the land of the Pokephiles!” the man said, still with that unwholesome grin on his face. “Now, why don’t you calm down and touch my Pikachu!”
“NO. No. That’s okay,” said Wayfaerer calmly. “We’re not like that.”
“Look, I’m touching my Pikachu! Why don't you?” the man said. The unwholesome grin grew even wider as he….
“Oh my God! I don't think the watchers even had a warning!” said Chromer, averting his eyes from the disgusting sight. They watched again as the icon in the upper-right hand corner changed to… TV-MA-S.
Both the man and his Pikachu seemed to have calmed down somewhat now. “Okay, fine. You don’t have to pleasure it. (Here there was a flicker of the unwholesome grin.) Just pet it. It IS very lonely.” The Pikachu put on his best cute face.
“Well… okay,” said Omeganitros grudgingly. “It is kind of cute, after all. He reached down and stroked the Pikachu’s head.
Without warning, the Pikachu leaped up and sank its teeth into Omeganitros’s leg. “AAAAA!” he screamed, as he felt blood shooting out. “STD’s! STD’s!” The Pikachu left his leg and jumped up to his neck, severing the jugular in one neat chomp. The Pikachu continued biting into him, until eventually Omega lay still on the ground.
“Oh my God!” yelled Deltro. The group helped the man quickly restrain the Pikachu. The man was ashen-faced by this time, not having expected anything of this sort to happen.
Soon the ambulances were on the scene, along with several police cars. The ambulances took Omega away (even though they all knew there was nothing they could do).
“So what just happened to the Pikachu?” asked kickassbuddy.
“I don’t know,” said the detective. “Wait a second…”
He showed them a small needle mark on the Pikachu’s back. “This is fresh. I’d say it happened only five minutes ago. This Pikachu was injected with something called Cocktail- it’s an extremely potent mixture of many different drugs.”
“So one of us drugged that Pikachu so it would attack Omega,” said ddrruler grimly.
“Indeed, it looks that way. And so it appears there is still a Team Rocket member among us. We should have another majority vote.”
And the vote started again.
48 hours to vote- or around there. Let's say 7 PST on Thursday. Instalynch at 7.
Thank you all for waiting- apparently we have had some trouble with inactivity.
Wayfaerer_
kickassbuddy
Gamepro17616
DDRadicted
deltro300111
ddrruler
Chromer
Lupin_the_3rd
JurseyRider
patron_viridantis
Tasuke
slackygorgeking
Catalyst248Comment
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I think that by now, if the seer is still alive, they should bring their alliance together with any humans that they have seered.
If the seer has seered 1 human and one wolf, have the one known human contact me so we can start to organize something. I am in contact with the psychic, and combined, could prove powerful.
If the seer has seered 2 wolves, either risk confiding someone close to you that you trust, or keep your mouth shut for another night
If you have seered two humans (most likely the case), by all means, contact them, form an alliance, and have a human contact me. Once again, I am in contact with a psychic, and knowledge of true humans is desperate at this stage in the game.Comment
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As much as I'd like to prove my humanity to you, it doesn't really matter if I'm even a wolf or not. As long as it is public knowledge that somebody is definitely human, it is extremely important to the game.That kinda sounds like you wanna stay popular in the crowd, so you don't get caught. I'm not sure if you'd be a wolf again, 2 times in a row.Comment



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