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#256

02-7-2009, 12:11 PM

Re: What really turns you on?

People are so confused. Their incredulity at girls on the internet surpassed the possibility that there might be gay mens too.

Peanut butter nutella wankfest. Now we just need some strawberry syrup and a few Norwegian transvestite Siamese midgets and we're set.

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Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
"If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]:
"Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
"My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."
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#257

02-7-2009, 12:13 PM

Re: What really turns you on?

Originally posted by Temote

No, Lito, I'm a guy.

You're gay?!?!?!

I didn't know that. I thought Flipsta, L0ne, and footbull were the only queers.
Wow am I behind. Gotta flip up ma gay-dar a notch.

EDIT:

Originally posted by OrganisM

People are so confused. Their incredulity at girls on the internet surpassed the possibility that there might be gay mens too.

Peanut butter nutella wankfest. Now we just need some strawberry syrup and a few Norwegian transvestite Siamese midgets and we're set.

Looks like we're set babe.

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02-7-2009, 12:17 PM

Re: What really turns you on?

Originally posted by OrganisM

People are so confused. Their incredulity at girls on the internet surpassed the possibility that there might be gay mens too.

Peanut butter nutella wankfest. Now we just need some strawberry syrup and a few Norwegian transvestite Siamese midgets and we're set.

I have the strawberry syrup covered.

Couldn't find the siamese midgets, sorry. I'll keep looking. =P

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02-7-2009, 12:18 PM

Re: What really turns you on?

Yeah, they're a bit hard to find. I think we'll have to Photoshop a few. :\

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Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
"If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]:
"Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
"My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."
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02-7-2009, 12:21 PM

Re: What really turns you on?

Oh thanks funmonkey.

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02-7-2009, 12:23 PM

Re: What really turns you on?

Any girl who can be mean or violent. Definite turn on.
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02-7-2009, 12:39 PM

Re: What really turns you on?

Originally posted by funmonkey54

You're gay?!?!?!

I didn't know that. I thought Flipsta, L0ne, and footbull were the only queers.
Wow am I behind. Gotta flip up ma gay-dar a notch.

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Looks like we're set babe.

You forgot me. Bulges are hot.
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02-7-2009, 12:43 PM

Re: What really turns you on?

Originally posted by NFD

You forgot me. Bulges are hot.

Haha. I literally put you at first, then forgot if you really were or not, so I removed you because I thought you would get mad if you weren't. So I didn't risk it.

And to Quigly, I have amazing skills with the search engines. Hence my ability to find that picture. I am pretty sure it is the only one on the internet. Took an obscure search engine that searches foreign sites only. WOO.
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02-7-2009, 12:45 PM

Re: What really turns you on?

I praise you.
*bows down*

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02-7-2009, 12:52 PM

Re: What really turns you on?

This will be a day to remember. D:

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Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
"If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]:
"Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
"My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."
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#266

02-7-2009, 12:54 PM

Re: What really turns you on?

Also footbull can't be gay. We don't want him.
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02-7-2009, 12:57 PM

Re: What really turns you on?

Footbull's a queer? That explains a lot.

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02-7-2009, 12:59 PM

Re: What really turns you on?

But NFD just said he's not.
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#269

02-7-2009, 01:01 PM

Re: What really turns you on?

Cuz we don't want him.
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#270

02-7-2009, 01:03 PM

Re: What really turns you on?

You gays and your gay

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