What really turns you on?

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  • #256
    FFR Player
    OrganisM
    • Oct 2006
    • 2644

    Re: What really turns you on?

    People are so confused. Their incredulity at girls on the internet surpassed the possibility that there might be gay mens too.

    Peanut butter nutella wankfest. Now we just need some strawberry syrup and a few Norwegian transvestite Siamese midgets and we're set.
    .

    Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
    "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
    because the venom gets into the blood stream which
    spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
    changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

    Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


    Originally Posted by
    MrRubix[link]:
    "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

    Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
    "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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    • #257
      The Chill Keeper
      funmonkey54
      • Oct 2007
      • 4127

      Re: What really turns you on?

      Originally posted by Temote
      No, Lito, I'm a guy.
      You're gay?!?!?!

      I didn't know that. I thought Flipsta, L0ne, and footbull were the only queers.
      Wow am I behind. Gotta flip up ma gay-dar a notch.

      EDIT:

      Originally posted by OrganisM
      People are so confused. Their incredulity at girls on the internet surpassed the possibility that there might be gay mens too.

      Peanut butter nutella wankfest. Now we just need some strawberry syrup and a few Norwegian transvestite Siamese midgets and we're set.

      Looks like we're set babe.



      Last edited by funmonkey54; 02-7-2009, 01:19 PM.

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      • #258
        nah
        Quigly
        • Jan 2008
        • 3506

        Re: What really turns you on?

        Originally posted by OrganisM
        People are so confused. Their incredulity at girls on the internet surpassed the possibility that there might be gay mens too.

        Peanut butter nutella wankfest. Now we just need some strawberry syrup and a few Norwegian transvestite Siamese midgets and we're set.
        I have the strawberry syrup covered.


        Couldn't find the siamese midgets, sorry. I'll keep looking. =P
        nah

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        • #259
          FFR Player
          OrganisM
          • Oct 2006
          • 2644

          Re: What really turns you on?

          Yeah, they're a bit hard to find. I think we'll have to Photoshop a few. :\
          .

          Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
          "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
          because the venom gets into the blood stream which
          spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
          changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

          Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


          Originally Posted by
          MrRubix[link]:
          "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

          Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
          "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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          • #260
            nah
            Quigly
            • Jan 2008
            • 3506

            Re: What really turns you on?

            Oh thanks funmonkey.
            nah

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            • #261
              FFR Player
              Xx{Midnight}xX
              • Aug 2007
              • 8548

              Re: What really turns you on?

              Any girl who can be mean or violent. Definite turn on.

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              • #262
                FFR Player
                NFD
                • Nov 2007
                • 4715

                Re: What really turns you on?

                Originally posted by funmonkey54
                You're gay?!?!?!

                I didn't know that. I thought Flipsta, L0ne, and footbull were the only queers.
                Wow am I behind. Gotta flip up ma gay-dar a notch.

                EDIT:




                Looks like we're set babe.



                You forgot me. Bulges are hot.

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                • #263
                  The Chill Keeper
                  funmonkey54
                  • Oct 2007
                  • 4127

                  Re: What really turns you on?

                  Originally posted by NFD
                  You forgot me. Bulges are hot.
                  Haha. I literally put you at first, then forgot if you really were or not, so I removed you because I thought you would get mad if you weren't. So I didn't risk it.

                  And to Quigly, I have amazing skills with the search engines. Hence my ability to find that picture. I am pretty sure it is the only one on the internet. Took an obscure search engine that searches foreign sites only. WOO.

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                  • #264
                    nah
                    Quigly
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 3506

                    Re: What really turns you on?

                    I praise you.
                    *bows down*
                    nah

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                    • #265
                      FFR Player
                      OrganisM
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 2644

                      Re: What really turns you on?

                      This will be a day to remember. D:
                      .

                      Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                      "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                      because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                      spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                      changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                      Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


                      Originally Posted by
                      MrRubix[link]:
                      "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                      Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                      "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                      • #266
                        FFR Player
                        NFD
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 4715

                        Re: What really turns you on?

                        Also footbull can't be gay. We don't want him.

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                        • #267
                          TWG Veteran
                          rzr
                          • Oct 2007
                          • 7609

                          Re: What really turns you on?

                          Footbull's a queer? That explains a lot.

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                          • #268
                            huehuehue
                            nuclearsamurai
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 1211

                            Re: What really turns you on?

                            But NFD just said he's not.

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                            • #269
                              FFR Player
                              NFD
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 4715

                              Re: What really turns you on?

                              Cuz we don't want him.

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                              • #270
                                Call me Massive Swallow
                                FFR Simfile Author
                                Redorigami
                                • Oct 2005
                                • 3162

                                Re: What really turns you on?

                                You gays and your gay
                                Originally posted by TheRapingDragon
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                                Originally posted by spreadNv
                                Got dibs on La Camp.
                                Oh right, Im not any good.
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