I pissed my pants in a blockbuster when I was six.
Originally Posted by Afrobean Come on, guys, this isn't rocket surgery
Originally Posted by MrRubix I may be an ass, but I'm usually a very correct ass.
Originally Posted by rushyrulz I'm like, totally in love with like, Justin like Bieber. I like don't just like, like him.. I like, like like him. Like totally.
My friend once spent the night, I woke up in the middle of the night and my pants where down and he was on top of me D:
never takled about it since. i think he's gay, since he said he was just trying to pull a joke on me.
(yeah right?)
Ha, Let's see...a few months back after my birthday I had gotten about 2k+ cash so I went to the mall by myself on a little shopping spree. While I was in some weird store I went to go try on some pair of jeans and the dressing room doors were those weird ones where you have to flip a switch for it to go blurry so they wont see you. Well, apparently mine didn't work and I ended up showing my bare ass to everyone in the store and I didn't even know until I walked out and some lady told me in spanish. I was so embarrased ._.
Tu ass es muy caliente Liz, :3
I guess when in January I went to a friend's birthday party, and fell asleep sitting on the couch, I got a lapdance from this guy, who the whole party, my girlfriend at the time and I thought was a girl. Til he hugged me when we left and had a chubby.
I fell asleep in my friend's parent's bedroom, he left, his parents came in and started to get undressed for sexual intercourse, woke me up halfway, and said "wtf who r u" and i ****ing ran.
I don't do a lot outside of the internet.
Can't think of much, but there was this one time when me and a friend shared earbuds and sang Cascada's Every Time We Touch at the top of our lungs on the school bus in the 8th grade. Both of us are bass singers. xD
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