*knock knock*
*opens door*
Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
Um, ok. May I help you?
Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?
My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
WHY DO I LIKE THIS ALBUM. Compared to their previous two albums this is nothing. They have pretty much completely removed the electronic parts and experimentation. They no longer have free-form songs, all songs have structure; verse, chorus, verse. Even the album cover is horrible in comparison.
Yet still I listen. Still I enjoy. I mean they are still an amazing band compared to a lot of stuff. I guess catchy would be the term more than anything. Meaning eventually I'll go back to their better stuff or other groups again, but for now this is winning out.
I blame their new producer. The same guy who produced Marilyn Manson, Disturbed, and others.
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