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"If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
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"Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"
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Re: reasons for breakup?
I feel this fits here quite well:
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Her parents aren't entirely stable, and she usually deals with it well. Somewhere in the middle of our relationship, she somehow became parasuicidal and practically emo. I spent half of my relationship thinking of a way to let her go and I had to lie about it.
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lol two of my ex's broke up with me because "I want to be single". Only to end up going up with some asshole who ended up breaking their hearts in one way or another.
I can't say I didn't kind of find it funny when I heard about stuff like that
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"It's not you, it's me."
"I need to get my grades up."
"I think you can find someone better than me."
Yeah, terrible.
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First post was such an unorganized mess that I couldn't bring myself to read it, so hopefully this is on topic.
I like a certain girl, but she's ****core christian. After two years (lol) I got sick and tired and ended it. I think I talked about her once or twice in some of my really early posts here, but that's irrelevant.
Now just waiting for someone who fits me better.
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she dumped me for a guy that lives in europe.. and im in canada.. /fail
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I've never gotten dumped :X
But that's because I've only had 4 girlfreinds, the longest was 2 months and she started acting like a bitch, so I dumped her.Comment
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She told me that god told her to distance herself from me to avoid going to hell. No joke.Comment
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I dumped my most recent gf for being a ditz, even though she was a hot ditz.Originally posted by fastfingers65Comment
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I broke up with ym gf, on uh last thursday or some ****, but now i wanna get back with her. hopefully ill be able to see her this weekend.Comment
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Seems that Chrisianity takes up most of the reasons.
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I broke up with MalDON because he kept denying our love for each other, but I want him back... his manly tusks... his bucket... hawt.Removed a .gif image so your total signature size isn't well over 1MB. Keep this in mind for the future.
5th Official FFR Tournament Scores (Division 5)Round 1: Novo Mundo (AAA)Round 2: 4 Chord Touhou (AAA)Round 3: October (1.0.0.1)Round 4: Silly Symphony (1.0.0.0)Round 5: Hardkore Atomic (4.0.0.1)Round 6: Blue Rose (2.0.0.0)Round 7: La Dump (Eliminated for being lazy.)
Originally posted by smartdude1212EA will wander into his house with twenty minutes remaining in the round, load up FFR, realize he needs to ****, go to do so, discover he's hungry, whip up a gourmet meal, return to FFR with five minutes to go, play la camp once, and missflag on the 2154th arrow because scythe of 13 is watching him
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