The "I'm never going to have kids" thread

[vashthestampede0987]

If I ever have a kid...I'll raise em' like they did in "Big Daddy"

Adam Sandler-Great comedian and awesome father lol

[stretchypanda]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6727845/

Makes me want to hurt people.

[evilbutterfly]

I'm not much of one for most kids. If there was a little boy who acted just like I did when I was a kid, I'd be fine with it. I was the most low-maintenance kid ever. Just give me a Ninetendo and I won't bother you for hours. If I'm not doing chores, take the Nintendo away till I did them. Hell, my parents potty trained me with the NES. "Noah, if you don't go pee in the toilet RIGHT NOW, no more Nintendo!" Few minutes later and I had done it. If my kids are anything like myself, I'll love them.

But my wife will hate me for it. When she's trying to get the kids to go to bed, I'll be chiming in when they say, "awww, mom, just one more game!!" I'll be a crazy guy. My kids will love me for playing with them all the time, but my wife will probably hate me for not doing anything else.

[Moogy]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6727845/

Makes me want to hurt people.

What the fuck?

[stretchypanda]

What, exactly, are you confused about?

[dinnerroll]

What Moogy said.

[Kilgamayan]

was showing the child off to people at a cafe

Someone had a hankerin' for a California sandwich.

[jazzmosis]

I want to eventually have a kid, but definitely not right now. I think that for the most part young people want to be free and the thought of a kid is, well.. scary at their age. (16-22, I'm talking here). Right now I find some kids extremely annoying, but then I look at the mother/father and realize that maybe it's not the kid's fault... maybe.

I'm pretty sure I'd be a slack father.. maybe not when the kid is young, but when they get to 13-ish, I'll be pretty lax so long as they don't break my three rules: No drugs, no smoking, and don't drink yourself beyond stupid... which links to don't drive drunk.

Otherwise, live your life. You break one of my rules though, you'll have no help from me. I'd rather my idiot kid stay in jail for dealing smack then bail his/her ass out... how else are they going to learn a lesson? "Oh I messed up but dad saved me from prison.. his punishment won't be as bad a prison".. hell no. Maybe being molested by some fat, bald, hairy man will teach you drugs are wrong.

Jazz.

...rather out there right now.

[Freak83]

Kids annoy me so much. I have the worst problem with them. They love me, and it's annoying as hell. If there's a room filled with 50 people, guess who they come to to play with them? You guessed it! It's always me! And of course no-one thinks to get them off me, they just think "Oh thank god he can look after them and they won't bug me." Meanwhile my evening is ruined and I am not a babysitter.

[dmleet]

I have a baby stepbrother. He's 1 and a half years old, and he's the devil of my life. But, still, I hate my 12 yr-old stepbrother even more.

[CypherToorima]

I want to eventually have a kid, but definitely not right now. I think that for the most part young people want to be free and the thought of a kid is, well.. scary at their age. (16-22, I'm talking here). Right now I find some kids extremely annoying, but then I look at the mother/father and realize that maybe it's not the kid's fault... maybe.

I'm pretty sure I'd be a slack father.. maybe not when the kid is young, but when they get to 13-ish, I'll be pretty lax so long as they don't break my three rules: No drugs, no smoking, and don't drink yourself beyond stupid... which links to don't drive drunk.

Otherwise, live your life. You break one of my rules though, you'll have no help from me. I'd rather my idiot kid stay in jail for dealing smack then bail his/her ass out... how else are they going to learn a lesson? "Oh I messed up but dad saved me from prison.. his punishment won't be as bad a prison".. hell no. Maybe being molested by some fat, bald, hairy man will teach you drugs are wrong.

Jazz.

...rather out there right now.

=O

I feel the same way, but I probably wouldn't let them drink at all. I don't want my kid to drink and make a bad decision and become a parent(Probably not at age thirteen, more like sixteen, but still)

[jazzmosis]

=O

I feel the same way, but I probably wouldn't let them drink at all. I don't want my kid to drink and make a bad decision and become a parent(Probably not at age thirteen, more like sixteen, but still)

Maybe so, but there's a point that your kids are going to drink regardless of what you say. If you don't promote it but rather tell them to drink responsibily then it just seems like a better idea, and perhaps they'll actually listen because you're not outright banning something, you're just giving pointers.

[AZN_Kaibigan07]

Lil kids are okay, I guess, but i'm a reeeeeaaallllllly impatient person. I'm 16 and I get annoyed whenever my 5-year-old half-bro begins to talk. I think it'd be ok to have a kid when i'm older, but i'm gon need a wife that'll help me keep my sanity or calm me down if i'm about to wring my kid's neck.