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  • tangomango
    FFR Player
    • May 2007
    • 1134

    #16
    Re: Hammy's Subscription Giveaway

    I've had a bad rep with squirrels. It's almost like I have been cursed with a spell that makes things happen between me and squirrels. Here are some things that have happened to me.

    I once tried feeding a squirrel a nut. I lured the squirrel close to me, and before I could even toss the nut, it jumped on my leg, refusing to let go until I shook it off. Another time, I was eating my lunch outside, a squirrel leaped onto the table that I was sitting in and tried to eat my sandwich. One other unfortunate thing that happened was when I was walking with some friends of mine. One of them gave a squirrel a nut, and as the squirrel stuffed the nut inside it's mouth, it choked and died. Hopefully, if you, a McSquirrel, grant me a 3-month subscription, my ill-fortune with your fellow squirrels will be gone forever.

    I tried xD.

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    • Redorigami
      Call me Massive Swallow
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Oct 2005
      • 3162

      #17
      Re: Hammy's Subscription Giveaway

      I've entered every contest I could to win a subbie, to no avail.

      I've never had one in my life, but have played FFR consistently for going on 3 years, gotten my average rank to 60, my overall rank to 56, have earned a total of over 300k credits (though most were gambled away), have played near 39,000 games of FFR, gotten my multiplayer level up to 18, have been an active member of the forums with almost 2,000 posts, and have a grand total score of 13,407,694,975.

      I've even managed to play enough and improve my skill enough to reach T3.

      People assume I've had a subby all the time mostly because I seem like the kind of FFR supporter that would have one, but I sadly have no means of buying one for myself.

      Go ahead, someone top that.

      Psh bitches. Hammy keep in mind that I was the first to make a post like this, so at least I'm not copying
      Last edited by Redorigami; 08-17-2008, 08:58 PM.
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      • Clipso
        FFR Veteran
        • Mar 2007
        • 86

        #18
        Re: Hammy's Subscription Giveaway

        I've been a member of FFR for 1.4 years, and I've wanted to buy myself a subby for quite a while now. The only problem is I have no way to pay (no credit card, and parents say no.)

        I spend A LOT of time (too much time, if that's possible) playing FFR, nearly 24,000 game plays in 1.4 years. I haven't been active on the forums during my time here, but I've been trying to get more involved in the community recently.

        I've referred quite a few users to FFR, my profile says 14.

        And finally...
        I donated 20k credits
        I donated 50k credits
        At the time, that was almost all of my credits. Those numbers might be off by a bit, but I remember giving about 70k total, leaving me with just enough credits to play Pants.

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        • ruferddude
          FFR Veteran
          • Oct 2004
          • 165

          #19
          Re: Hammy's Subscription Giveaway

          EDIT: I removed my post because instead of nominating myself I changed my mind to nominate Redorigami instead. Read post #53.
          Last edited by ruferddude; 08-19-2008, 08:18 AM.
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          • AniMeowzerz
            #TeamAnimal
            • May 2006
            • 318

            #20
            Re: Hammy's Subscription Giveaway

            Oh, I have a reason :0

            If I don't get a subscription, 10 baby squirrels will be killed with my bare hands.
            C:

            So therefore, I get a subscription, 10 McSquirrels shall survive. 8D

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            • User1176756

              #21
              Re: Hammy's Subscription Giveaway

              Well... My subby will exprire in October. I play this game alot, noticing my overall rank proving it. I'm doing my best to support this site by coming up with ideas to make FFR better. I've also attempted to put get 2 files in the queue! I've also helped alot of people out on getting better at FFR! Most of the people I've talked to have gotten better than me! One person had me passed for quite a bit but I fought back! I will continue to help people out until the far away day that I eventually retire! When my subbie expires, I am gonna go really nuts! I may not be a very good at FFR, I may not be the greatest supporter, and I may not be the most popular person on here, but I'm doing my best to help this site out by following the rules on the forums, getting some of my friends into FFR (even if they don't like it) and answering any questions that I could possibly enter!

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              • WolfXhunter
                Forum User
                • May 2006
                • 535

                #22
                Re: Hammy's Subscription Giveaway

                Uhm...
                because i always wanted a subbie? :> and i dont have a paypal :<.
                Btw i wont give you nuts ;D ill give you a cookie
                Last edited by WolfXhunter; 08-17-2008, 09:24 PM. Reason: i forgot to add the cookies :<

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                • Gibson63
                  FFR Veteran
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 1319

                  #23
                  Re: Hammy's Subscription Giveaway

                  heh.. cause my subby is ending in maybe 20 days =S... i just lost my gf... , had a gay summer... so i hope this could help me cheer up a bit


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                  • Zamiax
                    FFR Player
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 231

                    #24
                    Re: Hammy's Subscription Giveaway

                    I'm not really sure of a good reason for wanting a subby and well I have been playing for over a year and i have recommended FFR to several friends and ive been doing alot to try to advertise FFR so the website would do better. I'd pay for one myself but I dont have Paypal and my parents cant get me one because now they only have just enough to by with 5 kids. I f i did get a subby I would try to do more to get people to join FFR.
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                    • Azafreak
                      Retired
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 759

                      #25
                      Re: Hammy's Subscription Giveaway

                      I want a subscription because i would like to use all the usefull features to help me improve. And to have an FFR email, it's more professional =D looool ..
                      Last edited by Azafreak; 08-17-2008, 09:38 PM. Reason: OSTI DFRANCAIS A MARDE

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                      • AmreKept
                        FFR Player
                        • May 2008
                        • 43

                        #26
                        Re: Hammy's Subscription Giveaway

                        Ok, I would like to start off by saying, thank you for your generous offer. It's not everyday you get a chance like this. If I am selected I will be very happy, for you see, I may not have been a member for long, but I already love FFR. I've always pondered what it feels like being a subscriber and now I have a chance. Subscribers just seem to radiate awesomeness unparalleled. If I become a subscriber I will feel that awesomeness. I have other reasons too. Like, the blue name (common, it's blue! Who doesn't like blue?) will add to the awesomeness. I might even earn some respect among the community, and I will strive to better at FFR but I also hope to make new friends, and maybe enemies, too.
                        Also, an ad-free FFR will be heaven, practically. Maybe I'll be able to play better and expand my appreciation for FFR even further. Thank you for your time.

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                        • Mookage
                          FFR Player
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 227

                          #27
                          Re: Hammy's Subscription Giveaway

                          I should get a subscription because I love FFR and want to support it. Unfortunately I am only 14 and paying for it is a bit of an issue. I have the money, just no way of getting it to FFR. My mom won't pay because she doesn't like putting her credit card information on the internet even though I've assured her it is safe. I don't have a Paypal because I'm only 14, and for the same reason I have no credit card of my own.

                          Thanks for your consideration and kindness to the users as a whole Hammy.

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                          • Kanako Yasaka
                            FFR Player
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 93

                            #28
                            Re: Hammy's Subscription Giveaway

                            I would enjoy a subscription because I truly want to support FFR. This site has done so much for me in the month I've been here and I've given it nothing in return as I don't have access to a credit card/ paypal account. If I had a subscription I would enjoy knowing that I, (although indirectly,) am helping FFR. I would also enjoy everything this site has to offer, it would just make it that much more amazing.
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                            • PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR
                              Threat Emulation
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • May 2004
                              • 5184

                              #29
                              Re: Hammy's Subscription Giveaway

                              Originally posted by Sprite-
                              Well then in that case, I also share that reason :P
                              Wait wait wait wait... you too?

                              Originally posted by Lightdarkness
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                              • Breakdown16
                                FFR Veteran
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 1938

                                #30
                                Re: Hammy's Subscription Giveaway

                                I have always tried to the best of my ability to help others on the forums. I've demonstrated the best possible conduct that I could, never flaming or insulting others. I am also an avid FFR player, and I will use the subscription to its fullest extent. I would deeply appreciate the subscription and will not let it go to waste.


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