I saw a flyer on a bulletin board at school asking for high-functioning aspergers/autism people to participate in some kind of experiment, and all I could think was, that sounds like a great place to meet girls.
My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.
back on topic - All contacts will dry your eyes out to an extent, eye drops for contacts help that >_<
I'm currently wearing contacts, and they dry out after about 10 - 11 hours. I also use the drops, and they rock... Out loud...
Also, I think the large eye contacts are on one hand pretty cool and would probably work on a select few individuals and on the other hand gonna look weird on some and are a fan boy/girl thing that will probably be more annoying than cool in the end...
I'd buy 'em and probably reject them in the end...
=__=' My sig was 22 pixels too tall, so this is here instead...
If you're talking about me then you basically just failed, really hard.....i dont even like women.../gay.
I'm just saying it in general, not just you =D. over 50% of my white friends have an asian fetish X(. your gay?! sweet =). asian girls are annoying as hell to me, but i gotta admit the pictures are kinda cute.
Anybody else got Vienna Core? Well... that's a pretty low number =)
In all seriousness though, I think it's a going a bit too far. Yeah, they look cute and all, but it's not really something that you absolutely need.
I guess for each his own; everyone has different tastes.
Whee, transform ourselves because we feel we aren't beautiful enough already. Roffal.
People do realize that those eyes are simply a portrayal of how a person's eyes affected the artist, right? At least that's a good part of it.
I guess most people don't have much subtlety and like to take the metaphor as literally as possible.
Kinda like bible freaks.
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Originally Posted byjewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
Originally Posted byMrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted byAll_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."
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