How Would You Like to Die?

[MoofleDeedums]

Re: How Would You Like to Die?

I want to be killed by a deranged serial killer who stuffs their victims full of confetti!

Ahem...I want to die in my sleep. The boring old fashion way.

[purebloodtexan]

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Death by snoo snoo!

So you want to shatter your pelvis?

[LLaMaSaUceYup]

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Death by snoo snoo!

Ahahahaha, Futurama I'm guessing? ;P

DEATH BY SNOO SNOO

[Kynosaur]

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Playing Fury of the Storm on pad, dying in shock from passing it

[NFD]

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I want to drive a bus full of nuns off a cliff in Portugal, :3

[purebloodtexan]

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I want to drive a bus full of nuns off a cliff in Portugal, :3

I came.

[MystictheHedgehog]

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Getting killed by something insignificant...like a squirrel attack or something.

Or a stingray.

[Tokzic]

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Considering that I'm a Touhou fan...

Death by some loli or some loli in Gensokyo...

...that way I'll end up in the netherworlds with some loli before I'm judged by some loli

that's what i heard, at least

[jellygod]

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i would want to be smacked by a baseball bat, kidnapped, and then slowly torturted for hours with my fingers, toes, and body parts being sliced off every couple of hours, while i bleed profusely all over the floor. ps. (not really) probably shot in the head, might as go as quick and as painless as possible.

[lxDestinyxl]

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I want to be owned by Jackie Chan. I saw his house over in Hong Kong.

[NFD]

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Maybe get hit with a dented golden aluminum baseball bat from some 6th grader on golden skates.

[tuv]

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Vampires

[ddr_f4n]

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that's what i heard, at least

Hmm...you seem to describe that perfectly for me. Now others can definitely understand my death!

[Xx{Midday}xX]

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Forget my stupid personality's way of dying. Drown? That's retarded.

A perfect death would mean that you don't live on in reality under any definition of the word "existing". Just because one dies doesn't mean that one is erased from reality. People have memories. People leave physical memorial items such as graves. People withhold innate emotions that last a lifetime.

So, in order to achieve a perfect death, one must wipe. Completely wipe the world of everything that identifies the past, present, and future of that one's life. This involves mass murder. Killing everyone who knew you, everyone who knows you, everyone who will know you.

One may say that the above three apply to everyone, because everyone has to know everyone else under indirect circumstances. However, that is not necessarily true. The people who know the people who know the one in question may not know the one in question. Hence, the people who know the people who know the one do not have to be affected. Only the people who have direct and indirect contact with the one have to be killed.

In essence, a perfect death means the death of the one in question and everyone else that had involved themselves with him in one way or another. A very hard feat to pull off, yes, but not entirely impossible.

Why would people want to do this? There are quite some several people who have traumas in their past, people who want to "redo" whatever happened to the past. It's impossible to change the past, but it most certainly is possible to erase it. The way I mentioned it above. People would only go this far to enact the perfect death only under extreme circumstances where their desire to change the past outweighs the amount of lives needed to be sacrificed for it. They also have to be intelligent enough to commit such an act, strong enough to withstand the impact of committing such an act, and most of all, ready to commit suicide.

There are many people who have tried. No one has brought up an incident large enough to have it recorded. And the people who have successfully committed a perfect death wouldn't have it recorded for us to remember. So, I'm quite certain that there have been a few successful ones out there in the world. Unknown, like the criminal would want it to be. If we were to name any successful ones, they wouldn't be successful anymore.

To erase your existence means more than to just end your life. You must erase "you" out of everything in existence.

Mass murder. Mass murder. Mass murder. Then suicide. Kill everyone who knows me, destroy everything that remembers me. Then suicide.

I will die. I will be the apocalypse.

That's how I want to die. I would do it, but obviously I don't have the intelligence, or the strength.

[tuv]

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With hard work you can! You just gave me my ultimate goal in life... NOW YOU MUST DIE!!!