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There once was a man. He never knew how to get any action. This made him very depressed. So he decided to kill his libido. This caused a massive hurricane, which devestated the entire coast of Eastern Asia. The government forced the civilians into concentration pits. Inside these concentration pits the guards stimulated the young hot prepubescent lesbian girls. These filthy, slutty guards with massive, throbbing livers began to radiate lethal electromagnetic particles that damaged whales' brains. Rarely has anything this tragic occurred outside of the infamous massacre in Lebanon. So the horny people decided that it was time to retaliate. They gathered weapons, and as they attacked the death toll rose like a pyramid. The Jew's impact caused Catholics to call the ultimate Priest of molestation and scientific research, Maxissimo and Bill Pullman fused with Jesus Christ Superstar and the entire cast of The Never-ending Story. Ultimately, the Catholics began raiding the Jewish Metropolis for MIA. The hopeless civilians marched towards untimely destruction, while the damaged whales' brains continued to deteriorate. Nothing could be done. There was one entity who could save the number of hopeless peasants. Or even Team Rocket. Unfortunately, this was impossible beacuse noone sucked as a disguised giraffe attacked the nation. The sausage of Mongolia bounced quickly over towards the Restaurant KFC. Once the weinersnitzel wiggled its way into the Lesbians' beds the minute the civilians groggily expired. When the inexperienced incompetent bloke tried to escape from The Pitt of Agony he was chastised with great, powerful waves of gamma-radiation emitted by high-powered electro-magnetic rose-tinted cyborgs. These cyborgs knew that if they fired their flamboyant projectiles at the big ugly mecha rabbits that consumed all the super nutritious snacks, such as carrots and bran-flavored fruit ****tails the rabbits would destroy everything and kill what everyone thought was a divine, yet Jesus decided that it was time for a rabbit genocide. Jesus armed himself with a machine gun full of delicious apricots, which was covered with dried tomatoes and granola bits when suddenly a giant phallus came. The cyborgs were very sextastic and covered by phallic cucumbers and positively-charged ions as big Cartman's fatness in the left side of his enormous gullet. This caused the cyborgs to attack the entire western side of Province Town Galleria. After the battle, Willy Wonka decided to rebuild his Oompa Loompa concentration camp. The goal of this camp was to appease R. Kelly's hunger for conquest and young easy lolitta. Unfortunately, the camp didn't fly easily into the Mammon of Lavos. This Mammon of Lavos was vastly defended by Zeal and her utter Sexslave of eternal masturbation. This narrative was becoming very inane because all posters used absolutely ridiculous and incoherent posts. In time this trend would begin to show that Gary and Coleman have two times the vestigal spiritual organs that any canadian could conjure up with a vaginal surgery befitting Sir Cunningham. This entire surgical team was unprepared for the vast vaginal capacity of the family Bush. This incited the Irish Republican Army to begin screwing-over the pitiful British spies and 007's right-hand man, 007.5, the less sextastic version of the Famed Penis of orgazmic ice cream sandwiches. Speaking in canadian french, the infamous Richard Simmons aided Phyllis Diller in felatio and screwing the Pope while Kofi contemplated using a U.N as a front for pirate parcheesi. The Turkies and Soviets prepared to invade Canada but the preperations of war were inadequate due to Canadian laziness and the mounties. Ultimately, the saga of pointless posting would create a vortex that would waste time and effort that they could have been spending time masturbating. Unfortunately, the foreskin would have mutated into green leather. This would have caused an avalanche that would be comparable to the retarded animalistic instincts of the Spotted green lizard people, however the difference between Sub-Zero and Scorpion is unobtrusively special catchphrases. Sometimes anal penetration represents a psalm from Psy's Codex lafolie. After the collision between Barney and the Evil seven GI-Joe's unfriendly turtle, Steve, someone had consumed lumpy anal chunks of extraordinary fish and chips. Soon the destructive forces will erase all of our work and progress. After Thursday's massacre at the YMCA, police arrested four juvenile troublemakers that killed and cannibalized the 12 victims. Experts were trying to examine bodies when they all were shot by A mutant wombat. This action resulted in Satan acknowledging RRG's dominance in placating virgin margaritas. Then, out, about, the gaily colored octopi, a venerable crab who adored semen and retarded animal babies
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