1) Footwear
2) A keyboard
3) Cutlery
4) A loaf of bread
5) Parts of a tree
6) A brick
7) An arrow, spear, dart, or dart with a suction cup
8) Vehicles
9) Used condoms
10) A cat
11) Jet fuel
12) Shurikens
13) Glass bottle
14) A phone book
15) Pickles
16) Incendiaries
17) Chairs
18) Guitars
19) French fries
20) Sandwiches
21) Geometry books
22) Bite-sized candy
23) Ketchup in any shape or form
24) Tampons covered in ketchup
25) Pubic hair
26) Old gum
27) Cacti
28) Cookies
29) Bagels
30) A mud ball
31) Danmaku/Bullet hell
32) Mayo, pretending that it's something else
33) Video game consoles, including handhelds
34) A television
35) A rotting fetus
36) Mans0n
37) Suicide For Dummies
38) Compter parts, particularly the monitor.
39) A piggy bank
40) Acorns
41) Feces
42) Body part(s)
43) Douchebags
44) Frozen air
45) Cell phones
46) Pencil
47) Eraser
48) Washing machine
49) Tomato and tomato paste
50) Speakers
51) Dirt
52) Yellow snow (and not the lemonade)
53) Pee-filled water balloon
54) Bike
55) Skateboard
56) Jewelry
57) Carpet
58) Toy house
59) Tile
60) Ceiling fan
61) Potato(es), raw, baked, and mashed
62) Pornographic media of any kind
63) Furbies
64) A frozen eggroll
65) Feeding dishes
66) A fire hydrant
67) Cards
68) Soda can, both opened and unopened
69 (giggity!)) A rock
70) Roadkill
71) A ninja
72) mp3 player
73) Violin
74) Lamp
75) Water bottle
76) Picture frame
77) Rodents
78) An internet router
79) A cheerio
80) A vase
81) Flashlight components
82) Tablets/pills
83) A meat tenderizer
84) A Katamari ball
85) Partially melted chocolate
86) Hammer
87) Forum staff
88) Konami products
89) A CD
90) Gogurts
91) Chocolate pudding
92) Soup packages
93) A wormhole
94) Feces with needles planted in them. Once they create a wound in the body, the bacteria will plague
them with disease. That is incredibly metal.
95) Cheez Whiz
96) Rubix Cube(s)
97) A school desk
98) A plunger
99) A live baby
100) A large, bacteria-infested, rusty razor
101) A concrete shoe
102) Live crustaceans
103) A beach cooler
104) Cancer (It was too good to pass up)
105) A polleaxe
106) Pubic lice
107) Rohypnol
108) A urinal cake
109) String cheese
110) Primary school kids
111) George Bush
112) A loaded pistol (not very logical, but interesting)
113) Maid outfits.
114) Tootsie rolls
115) Madmatt
116) A DVD player
117) $100 bills (Again, not logical, but interesting)
118) A chocolate Easter Bunny's head
119) The head of the Easter Bunny itself
120) A poisoned cookie
Last: A giant bag of all of these items.
But instead of throwing at people, it's fun to get gummy bears wet and throw them to walls. My friends and I went to a restaurant and just covered the ceiling with gummy bears and walked out.
Originally posted by jewpinthethird
Sex kills time and it's free.
Instead of taking her out to a movie and buying her popcorn, bend her over the arm of a couch. It's very economical. Just make sure you are using the proper protection, because then it can become VERY, VERY GOD DAMN UNECONOMICAL if she pops a baby 9 months down the road.
1) Footwear
2) A keyboard
3) Cutlery
4) A loaf of bread
5) Parts of a tree
6) A brick
7) An arrow, spear, dart, or dart with a suction cup
8) Vehicles
9) Used condoms
10) A cat
11) Jet fuel
12) Shurikens
13) Glass bottle
14) A phone book
15) Pickles
16) Incendiaries
17) Chairs
18) Guitars
19) French fries
20) Sandwiches
21) Geometry books
22) Bite-sized candy
23) Ketchup in any shape or form
24) Tampons covered in ketchup
25) Pubic hair
26) Old gum
27) Cacti
28) Cookies
29) Bagels
30) A mud ball
31) Danmaku/Bullet hell
32) Mayo, pretending that it's something else
33) Video game consoles, including handhelds
34) A television
35) A rotting fetus
36) Mans0n
37) Suicide For Dummies
38) Compter parts, particularly the monitor.
39) A piggy bank
40) Acorns
41) Feces
42) Body part(s)
43) Douchebags
44) Frozen air
45) Cell phones
46) Pencil
47) Eraser
48) Washing machine
49) Tomatoes and tomato paste, both fresh and rotten
50) Speakers
51) Dirt
52) Yellow snow (and not the lemonade)
53) Pee-filled water balloon
54) Bike
55) Skateboard
56) Jewelry
57) Carpet
58) Toy house
59) Tile
60) Ceiling fan
61) Potato(es), raw, baked, and mashed
62) Pornographic media of any kind
63) Furbies
64) A frozen eggroll
65) Feeding dishes
66) A fire hydrant
67) Cards
68) Soda can, both opened and unopened
69 (giggity!)) A rock
70) Roadkill
71) A ninja
72) mp3 player
73) Violin
74) Lamp
75) Water bottle
76) Picture frame
77) Rodents
78) An internet router
79) A cheerio
80) A vase
81) Flashlight components
82) Tablets/pills
83) A meat tenderizer
84) A Katamari ball
85) Partially melted chocolate
86) Hammer
87) Forum staff
88) Konami products
89) A CD
90) Gogurts
91) Chocolate pudding
92) Soup packages
93) A wormhole
94) Feces with needles planted in them. Once they create a wound in the body, the bacteria will plague
them with disease. That is incredibly metal.
95) Cheez Whiz
96) Rubix Cube(s)
97) A school desk
98) A plunger
99) A live baby or small child
100) A large, bacteria-infested, rusty razor
101) A concrete shoe
102) Live crustaceans
103) A beach cooler
104) Cancer (It was too good to pass up)
105) A polleaxe and other variations of the spear or javelin
106) Pubic lice
107) Rohypnol
108) A urinal cake
109) String cheese
110) Primary school kids
111) George Bush
112) A loaded pistol (not very logical, but interesting)
113) Maid outfits.
114) Tootsie rolls
115) Madmatt
116) A DVD player
117) $100 bills (Again, not logical, but interesting)
118) A chocolate Easter Bunny's head
119) The head of the Easter Bunny itself
120) A poisoned cookie
121) Gummy bears, both wet and dry
122) Jolly ranchers, both wet and dry. Even if you miss, it might land on someone's car. That's where
the real fun begins.
123) Grenades
124) Other furniture that wasn't mentioned above
125) Hillary Clinton
126) Sex toys
127) Fireworks, bottle rockets
128) Ball bearings
129) Ice cubes
130) A baseball bat
131) A cannon ball
132) A wrench
133) Tires
134) Milk jugs
135) Nails
136) Sand bags
137) Water balloons
138) engines
139) Homosexuals
140) NES catridges
141) Bovine creatures
142) Art farms
143) Democrats
144) Burning wax
145) Saw blades
146) Lemon juice
147) Mouse traps
148) Teeth
149) Soap, body wash, and any other variants
150) Any other politicians not mentioned above
Last: A giant bag of all of these items.
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