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  • Evan_28
    FFR Player
    • Mar 2008
    • 122

    #136
    Re: Interesting things to throw at people

    i say... a poisoned cookie!

    *goes away*

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    • purebloodtexan
      FFR Player
      • Oct 2006
      • 2845

      #137
      Re: Interesting things to throw at people

      1) Footwear
      2) A keyboard
      3) Cutlery
      4) A loaf of bread
      5) Parts of a tree
      6) A brick
      7) An arrow, spear, dart, or dart with a suction cup
      8) Vehicles
      9) Used condoms
      10) A cat
      11) Jet fuel
      12) Shurikens
      13) Glass bottle
      14) A phone book
      15) Pickles
      16) Incendiaries
      17) Chairs
      18) Guitars
      19) French fries
      20) Sandwiches
      21) Geometry books
      22) Bite-sized candy
      23) Ketchup in any shape or form
      24) Tampons covered in ketchup
      25) Pubic hair
      26) Old gum
      27) Cacti
      28) Cookies
      29) Bagels
      30) A mud ball
      31) Danmaku/Bullet hell
      32) Mayo, pretending that it's something else
      33) Video game consoles, including handhelds
      34) A television
      35) A rotting fetus
      36) Mans0n
      37) Suicide For Dummies
      38) Compter parts, particularly the monitor.
      39) A piggy bank
      40) Acorns
      41) Feces
      42) Body part(s)
      43) Douchebags
      44) Frozen air
      45) Cell phones
      46) Pencil
      47) Eraser
      48) Washing machine
      49) Tomato and tomato paste
      50) Speakers
      51) Dirt
      52) Yellow snow (and not the lemonade)
      53) Pee-filled water balloon
      54) Bike
      55) Skateboard
      56) Jewelry
      57) Carpet
      58) Toy house
      59) Tile
      60) Ceiling fan
      61) Potato(es), raw, baked, and mashed
      62) Pornographic media of any kind
      63) Furbies
      64) A frozen eggroll
      65) Feeding dishes
      66) A fire hydrant
      67) Cards
      68) Soda can, both opened and unopened
      69 (giggity!)) A rock
      70) Roadkill
      71) A ninja
      72) mp3 player
      73) Violin
      74) Lamp
      75) Water bottle
      76) Picture frame
      77) Rodents
      78) An internet router
      79) A cheerio
      80) A vase
      81) Flashlight components
      82) Tablets/pills
      83) A meat tenderizer
      84) A Katamari ball
      85) Partially melted chocolate
      86) Hammer
      87) Forum staff
      88) Konami products
      89) A CD
      90) Gogurts
      91) Chocolate pudding
      92) Soup packages
      93) A wormhole
      94) Feces with needles planted in them. Once they create a wound in the body, the bacteria will plague

      them with disease. That is incredibly metal.
      95) Cheez Whiz
      96) Rubix Cube(s)
      97) A school desk
      98) A plunger
      99) A live baby
      100) A large, bacteria-infested, rusty razor
      101) A concrete shoe
      102) Live crustaceans
      103) A beach cooler
      104) Cancer (It was too good to pass up)
      105) A polleaxe
      106) Pubic lice
      107) Rohypnol
      108) A urinal cake
      109) String cheese
      110) Primary school kids
      111) George Bush
      112) A loaded pistol (not very logical, but interesting)
      113) Maid outfits.
      114) Tootsie rolls
      115) Madmatt
      116) A DVD player
      117) $100 bills (Again, not logical, but interesting)
      118) A chocolate Easter Bunny's head
      119) The head of the Easter Bunny itself
      120) A poisoned cookie
      Last: A giant bag of all of these items.


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      • inflames07
        FFR Player
        • Jan 2007
        • 470

        #138
        Re: Interesting things to throw at people

        I skipped the last 7 pages.

        But instead of throwing at people, it's fun to get gummy bears wet and throw them to walls. My friends and I went to a restaurant and just covered the ceiling with gummy bears and walked out.



        Originally posted by jewpinthethird
        Sex kills time and it's free.

        Instead of taking her out to a movie and buying her popcorn, bend her over the arm of a couch. It's very economical. Just make sure you are using the proper protection, because then it can become VERY, VERY GOD DAMN UNECONOMICAL if she pops a baby 9 months down the road.

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        • purebloodtexan
          FFR Player
          • Oct 2006
          • 2845

          #139
          Re: Interesting things to throw at people

          Did we already mention Jolly Ranchers?


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          • Crashfan3
            FFR Player
            • Nov 2006
            • 2937

            #140
            Re: Interesting things to throw at people

            I can think of lots of things to throw at people.

            Glass bottles, grenades, furniture, tranquilizer darts, Hillary Clinton, poop, outdated computer parts, dildos, lit fireworks, ball bearings, ice cubes, babies and small children, baseball bats, cannon balls, wrenches, silverware, tires, milk jugs, nails, javelins, sand bags, water balloons, engines, gay people, cows, an ant farm, angry cats, democrats, ty77le77r77, NES cartridges, rocks, sticks, belts, knives, burning wax, saw blades, lemon juice, rotten tomatoes, mouse traps, teeth, various rodents, bars of soap, and a DVD player.

            Thing in bold would be hilarious.

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            • omgitznpv
              cohoooooon
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Aug 2005
              • 6980

              #141
              Re: Interesting things to throw at people

              ty77le77r77 DEFINITELY.
              Originally posted by DossarLX ODI
              What's the point of using drugs anyways? I heard they help you relax but that's pretty much it. (Not talking about medicines)

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              • purebloodtexan
                FFR Player
                • Oct 2006
                • 2845

                #142
                Re: Interesting things to throw at people

                1) Footwear
                2) A keyboard
                3) Cutlery
                4) A loaf of bread
                5) Parts of a tree
                6) A brick
                7) An arrow, spear, dart, or dart with a suction cup
                8) Vehicles
                9) Used condoms
                10) A cat
                11) Jet fuel
                12) Shurikens
                13) Glass bottle
                14) A phone book
                15) Pickles
                16) Incendiaries
                17) Chairs
                18) Guitars
                19) French fries
                20) Sandwiches
                21) Geometry books
                22) Bite-sized candy
                23) Ketchup in any shape or form
                24) Tampons covered in ketchup
                25) Pubic hair
                26) Old gum
                27) Cacti
                28) Cookies
                29) Bagels
                30) A mud ball
                31) Danmaku/Bullet hell
                32) Mayo, pretending that it's something else
                33) Video game consoles, including handhelds
                34) A television
                35) A rotting fetus
                36) Mans0n
                37) Suicide For Dummies
                38) Compter parts, particularly the monitor.
                39) A piggy bank
                40) Acorns
                41) Feces
                42) Body part(s)
                43) Douchebags
                44) Frozen air
                45) Cell phones
                46) Pencil
                47) Eraser
                48) Washing machine
                49) Tomatoes and tomato paste, both fresh and rotten
                50) Speakers
                51) Dirt
                52) Yellow snow (and not the lemonade)
                53) Pee-filled water balloon
                54) Bike
                55) Skateboard
                56) Jewelry
                57) Carpet
                58) Toy house
                59) Tile
                60) Ceiling fan
                61) Potato(es), raw, baked, and mashed
                62) Pornographic media of any kind
                63) Furbies
                64) A frozen eggroll
                65) Feeding dishes
                66) A fire hydrant
                67) Cards
                68) Soda can, both opened and unopened
                69 (giggity!)) A rock
                70) Roadkill
                71) A ninja
                72) mp3 player
                73) Violin
                74) Lamp
                75) Water bottle
                76) Picture frame
                77) Rodents
                78) An internet router
                79) A cheerio
                80) A vase
                81) Flashlight components
                82) Tablets/pills
                83) A meat tenderizer
                84) A Katamari ball
                85) Partially melted chocolate
                86) Hammer
                87) Forum staff
                88) Konami products
                89) A CD
                90) Gogurts
                91) Chocolate pudding
                92) Soup packages
                93) A wormhole
                94) Feces with needles planted in them. Once they create a wound in the body, the bacteria will plague

                them with disease. That is incredibly metal.
                95) Cheez Whiz
                96) Rubix Cube(s)
                97) A school desk
                98) A plunger
                99) A live baby or small child
                100) A large, bacteria-infested, rusty razor
                101) A concrete shoe
                102) Live crustaceans
                103) A beach cooler
                104) Cancer (It was too good to pass up)
                105) A polleaxe and other variations of the spear or javelin
                106) Pubic lice
                107) Rohypnol
                108) A urinal cake
                109) String cheese
                110) Primary school kids
                111) George Bush
                112) A loaded pistol (not very logical, but interesting)
                113) Maid outfits.
                114) Tootsie rolls
                115) Madmatt
                116) A DVD player
                117) $100 bills (Again, not logical, but interesting)
                118) A chocolate Easter Bunny's head
                119) The head of the Easter Bunny itself
                120) A poisoned cookie
                121) Gummy bears, both wet and dry
                122) Jolly ranchers, both wet and dry. Even if you miss, it might land on someone's car. That's where

                the real fun begins.
                123) Grenades
                124) Other furniture that wasn't mentioned above
                125) Hillary Clinton
                126) Sex toys
                127) Fireworks, bottle rockets
                128) Ball bearings
                129) Ice cubes
                130) A baseball bat
                131) A cannon ball
                132) A wrench
                133) Tires
                134) Milk jugs
                135) Nails
                136) Sand bags
                137) Water balloons
                138) engines
                139) Homosexuals
                140) NES catridges
                141) Bovine creatures
                142) Art farms
                143) Democrats
                144) Burning wax
                145) Saw blades
                146) Lemon juice
                147) Mouse traps

                148) Teeth
                149) Soap, body wash, and any other variants
                150) Any other politicians not mentioned above
                Last: A giant bag of all of these items.


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                • heezay
                  FFR Player
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 95

                  #143
                  Re: Interesting things to throw at people

                  really sharp paper to inflict as many paper cuts as possible

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                  • JenovaSephiroth
                    pink dragon irl
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 828

                    #144
                    Re: Interesting things to throw at people

                    Mr. Saturn.

                    Pwaah. Pwaah.

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                    • NathanNguyen
                      FFR Player
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 2

                      #145
                      Re: Interesting things to throw at people

                      Hmm how bout throwing Cow utters and Baby alligators?

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                      • Misa_Amane
                        FFR Player
                        • Oct 2007
                        • 119

                        #146
                        Re: Interesting things to throw at people

                        NEVER i mean NEVER throw paper hornets w/needles attached.
                        bad idea...

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                        • moches
                          FFR Player
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 3996

                          #147
                          Re: Interesting things to throw at people

                          Books.

                          Food.

                          Plastic utensils.

                          Pencils.

                          Erasers.

                          Dodgeballs.

                          Medicine balls.

                          Chris Crocker.

                          Chris Crocker's hellspawns.

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                          • poleaxe
                            FFR Player
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 341

                            #148
                            Re: Interesting things to throw at people

                            How about giant lego battleships?
                            Or submarines? Hmm...
                            Buffalo, clowns, monkey feces, and indentured servants!

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