most retarded moments EVER!!!

[ddrmaxextreme2]

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I saw 2 girls 1 cup...long story short...

I AM FOREVER BLIND!!!

[FallenXxRaven]

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-One time I decided it would be a good idea to drink a half pint carton of milk, fold it over, and stomp on it in my school cafeteria. My friend, who was ont he other side of my school though someone shot a gun. I got in loads of trouble
-Somehow, someone managed to fill about 10 condoms with helium in my cafeteria. The administration had no idea what to do. God I love my cafeteria.
-Also, one time some kids poured laxitives into all the ketchup dispensers. Good thing I dont like ketchup.

[purebloodtexan]

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Last Friday (before the lock-in), me and my friends got bored at lunch and started throwing ketchup packages on the wall. We found it rather funny because they looked like someone just got shot in the head. One of them backfired and sprayed all of us (and stained my PS3 shirt = /).

[TS_SonicMaster]

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More stuff that happened last week/this week so far:

-Threw oranges at clocks
-Set school clocks to different times, teachers all ran down to the offices
-Played the youtube video of Grandma's Kisses (the swear word nsfw spoof)
really loud in the middle of the cafeteria
-Blocked the cafeteria with trashcans/desks/seats from auditorium (I have no idea who got these out or how)
-Paintball sniping off the roof onto cars, along with snow/ice balls
-A group of us ran through the halls pulling all the girls' pants down, we were so bored
-Shutdown computers in the office from a remote classroom
-Trashed the nurse's office
-Broke a cafeteria window
-Broke the railing off the indoor-track on the 2nd floor of our bigger gym
-Broke a couple of the stone steps on the 8-9 side of the school

[Crashfan3]

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Today I found out what a few seniors are gonna do at graduation this year. They're going to get some equipment (mic's and concert speakers as well as strobe lights and smoke machines) and put on a mini-concert of "Crank Dat Soulja Boy". (They're already practicing for it now.)

[purebloodtexan]

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Today I found out what a few seniors are gonna do at graduation this year. They're going to get some equipment (mic's and concert speakers as well as strobe lights and smoke machines) and put on a mini-concert of "Crank Dat Soulja Boy". (They're already practicing for it now.)

Gee, that song isn't annoying or overrated.[/sarcasm]

[xharumoni]

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I recently had a rather stupid conversation with my friend:
I asked, "What is Sonic The Hedgehog?"
She anwsered, "A game, duh."
I said, "No, what kind of animal is he?"
"A hedgehog!" xD;;

[Professor Raine]

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TS is crazy. @_@ Awesome nevertheless.

I guess my most retarded moment is when I tried to jump over the orchestra pit in the auditorium. I hit my head on the railing in the audience on my way down and fell into the orchestra pit, landing on my ass. >.<

I got to miss school for a while at least. ^_^;

[purebloodtexan]

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A few months ago (In what I believe was his Pre-AP Algebra II class), my friend Jacob tried to jump over the desk -- by "desk" I mean those retarded ones attached to the chair. He ended up doing a front-flip and ran into the wall.

[fastfingers65]

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I have a new one; my mom was driving me on my paper route, car comes out of no where. I jump back, it was inches away from hitting me. My mom was freaking out for about 2 hours.

[ddrmaxextreme2]

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A few months ago (In what I believe was his Pre-AP Algebra II class), my friend Jacob tried to jump over the desk -- by "desk" I mean those retarded ones attached to the chair. He ended up doing a front-flip and ran into the wall.

=D do you go to LCHS ? also same thing happened today in Algebra 2. XD

[ddrmaxextreme2]

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funny thing happened at my school before the desk of doom was revealed.

today these two kids got into a fight because some other random kid decided to shout out loud "I pearced your mom last night klayton!!!" and he sounded like this other guy. Klayton heard this and bieng the dumbass he is he ran and tackled the guy at lunch time (he tackled the wrong guy). Funny thing was that this went on for like 5 minutes and NO ONE CAUGHT THEM. I will post pictures.

[purebloodtexan]

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=D do you go to LCHS ? also same thing happened today in Algebra 2. XD

No, Stony Point High School. It's just north of Austin, Texas.

[dood gone krazee]

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One time at my friends birthday party, it was kinda late, we were all around a bonfire. (it was only like 9:30 or so)

we were really bored, decided to dare my friend Spencer into doing something crazy.

We told him. "Spencer, we'll give you ten bucks if you strip down all you have on, run around the bonfire, then jump over it."

He said alright, we had the ten bucks, we didnt think hed do it.

He did.

He ran behind a little shack, came out with nothing on, running around the bonfire. disgusting sight.
All the while, my friend John sneaks behind the shack where Spencer's clothes are, takes his clothes, and runs into the house, closing all doors, windows, etc. Everyone else runs in, excpet Spencer, he stays out to get his clothes on. Finding out we took them, he got really mad.
Little did we know some girls were walking towards the house the whole time. Lets just say they havent said a word to Spencer since then.


Soo many other things too many to name, such as in the middle of a Band Concert, my friend Steven stands up in his Tux, and yells. "Stevie Hot Time! Ready To Masturbate!!!"

He starts strippin. X_X

[Cenright]

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I don't know how you people get away with some of this stuff. The only thing I can remember is using mousepads as frisbees and having a mousepad projectile fight.

I never did much like you people, I was more trusted. That was probably why I had access to a master key to the school a lot of the time.