most retarded moments EVER!!!

[goat6707]

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some students here at the university, part of the comm2301 theater class, got the the top of the UC building, a three story, flat-topped building, and made woman screams and gun shots.

[abbiemonGoesRaWr]

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none really besides the whole bawwwwwwwwww i'm ugly stuff

Oh wow. Whoop-dee-doo. Just that one thing. purebloodtexan has a better reason to hate me if he still wanted to but at least he's keeping his cool with me.

Thread topic...
8th grade, 2 years ago, there was an ice cream truck passing by and we bought one of those stink bomb pouches. Put it in my friend's backpack while he wasn't paying any attention to us at all. As I was walking up to give him back his bag with the stink bomb in it, it started popping early and he guessed what happened. Told the office and the 3 of us had to pay $25... b.s though. Don't mind paying; but we have deeper reason as to why it shouldn't have been that much, .-. ; I still talk to the guy though. x]

[purebloodtexan]

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Oh wow. Whoop-dee-doo. Just that one thing. purebloodtexan has a better reason to hate me if he still wanted to but at least he's keeping his cool with me.

Just an FYI: Don't praise me every time I come in and stop someone from being an ass, or else the regulars will think that I'm starting to hit on you or something.

On topic: We've never had a regular end-of-the-year in middle school.

6th grade: 8th graders accidentally detonated a stink bomb that they had set.
7th grade: Some idiot lit a fire in the bathroom, and we had to sit outside in the heat for atleast two hours. I seriously thought that I was going to die from the heat, although it seems rather foolish now.
8th grade: A 7th grader died from complications in his kidney.

[abbiemonGoesRaWr]

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Just an FYI: Don't praise me every time I come in and stop someone from being an ass, or else the regulars will think that I'm starting to hit on you or something.

Lol. I know.

Oh and g4z33b0. I only mentioned that I personally think that I'm ugly because the topic said something like "explain why you don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend in less than 5 words". I wasn't even complaining about it, simply just using it as a reason to answer the thread topic.

And I can't think of another significant retarded moment right now. =\ lol

[purebloodtexan]

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Remember my story about Cooper? Well, we often poke at him about the incident when we're bored.

-He said that his sack split on the left side, so (atleast according to him) he technically has three testicles. They're now named Pablo, Pete, and Ephraim.
-On the ride home from one of the football playoff games (we were in charter buses), I was playing with one of the toys I got from the Fuddruckers arcade. It was a squishy ball with netting around it, so it caused multiple bubbles at once. Not too far away from the school, I accidentally squeezed it too hard, causing it to burst. Without thinking, I said (rather loudly) "Aw, ****! My ball ruptured!"

Later on, I showed it to Cooper and said "I believe this is yours." I also made a few blue balls jokes, considering that the ball was blue.

[skishmonkey72]

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This is someone from my class, not me. It is really funny though. I rofled so hard.

http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=1609330372411167530&q=CS+gets+pwned+in+RL&total=3&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

Warning: profanity/foul language in video. As if anybody cared, but I should still warn people anyways.

[Crashfan3]

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@purebloodtexan: Ew. Third testicle. I think I'm gonna be sick.

One time one of my friends thought he'd go Tarzan off a 20-ft-high rock into Quartzville creek. The water was about 4 feet deep where he landed. Yeah, long story short, he can't swim very well anymore.

Also, there's a kid at my school named Jordan who seems to enjoy pain. (Picture of him might still be on my profile.) He laughs at the following: getting shoved into lockers, getting kicked in the balls, being thrown to the ground, getting punched in the face...

Oh, and another time, one of my friends though he'd play chicken with an 18-wheeler. And he wasn't in a car. The truck swerved, missed my friend, took out a parked car, kept going. XD

[Telvanni_guard]

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Back when I was in high school there was always a time to get dressed into your PE clothes. After that you'd go out in the hallway where two drink machines were. Very often we'd get bored. So out of the blue one day a friend said, "There's a portal in the drink machine. You just have to run into it real hard." Being the psycho/want-to-be-stuntman that I am, I ran body first into the thing. Did it a few times actually. I felt like a retard for doing it, but hell it was fun. Let loose the boredom until the PE teacher finally realized what the hell the sound was and asked to stop. Fun guy that one.

I can't even remember how this started but one day I let someone from school punch me in the head. Top of the head with knuckles first. I have a very hard head. Used to punish my sister by making her punch me in the head when we were younger and she was aggrivating me.

In total, I probably got punched about.. 20 times or so and about 3 books to the head. Nothing really hurt... made my head itch like crazy after a good knuckle shot though. There's one I remember specifically. It was a QB for our High School and he asked if he could punch me in the head. So I said sure, why not. So he rears back and brings his fist straight down on me head.

Someone was even recording the thing and when I watched the replay, his fist comes down full force and there's this loud thwack sound. Aside from the horrible itching I didn't feel much pain. I'd think it was odd if there wasn't at least some pain from having a big man like his knuckles smacked into the top of your head. The only reason I remember it standing out is because about the next day his knuckles were really bruised. Think it hurt him more than me.

[Problems]

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=D

<3.

[famouslastw0rds]

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- Played the penis game in Lit haha good times
- "Accidently" spilled water on my math teachers laptop haha that was a good one but i got in so much trouble..
- Tripped and fell down a staircase while asking someone out that was embaressing....

[purebloodtexan]

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Wow, Sean is a jackass...

Just today in Spanish II, he got kicked out of the class. The teacher made the biggest mistake of not monitoring him, and he went outside, knocked on the window, and posted a sign that said "Mrs. Wright takes a dildo up the ass!" five minutes later.

[Crashfan3]

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Wow, Sean is a jackass...

Just today in Spanish II, he got kicked out of the class. The teacher made the biggest mistake of not monitoring him, and he went outside, knocked on the window, and posted a sign that said "Mrs. Wright takes a dildo up the ass!" five minutes later.

Wow. I want to go to your school.

Oh, and I just remembered, last month, while we were doing swimming in the school pool, one klutzy kid was walking out to sit on the edge of the pool like we always do before class starts, slips, falls in, knocks another kid over on the way in. Then he hits someone, and that someone hit someone. About 13 people fell in, two or three of them just from laughing.

[purebloodtexan]

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Wow. I want to go to your school.

Oh, and I just remembered, last month, while we were doing swimming in the school pool, one klutzy kid was walking out to sit on the edge of the pool like we always do before class starts, slips, falls in, knocks another kid over on the way in. Then he hits someone, and that someone hit someone. About 13 people fell in, two or three of them just from laughing.

Well, they did stop calling us Stoner's Joint (A pun on "Stony Point") for the last time.

How about this for a black stereotype: During summer band, I was done with my lunch (we get an hour in the afternoon to eat), and I was sitting around with Evan and some other members, just playing through our old songs. I smell chicken, and I turn around to see Neil (who's bordering on a supremacist mind-frame) holding a piece of fried chicken to my face. I actually try to bite it out of his hands, only for him to pull it away just in time. I chased him down until Benford caught us and told us to stop.

[PinKiwi]

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Running around naked ...during a church service, yeah got sum comments from the priest but otehr then that uh good timez o.o (it was a dark and i was stupid enough to go do it lololol)

[ddrmaxextreme2]

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SysRq

=D

SysRq...your such a dumbass...must I say more?