most retarded moments EVER!!!

[gabgabo]

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LOL

[RB_Dreamscanner]

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I wouldn't call this very retarded, but after fapping i decided to look down and i shot in the face. Ew.

[Ice wolf]

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I fell over the railing of our stairs.



I was on the top step...

[IAAW]

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Fell over the railing of our stairs.



I was on the top step.

One of my cats did exactly the same thing. The cat thought she could fly.

[rushyrulz]

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One time, I tripped down the stairs. I went 1, 2, 3, forgot the fourth step, and slipped. Numbed my right leg a bit, but I was fine.

Ya, same happened to me, but it was up the stairs
>.<

[ddrmaxextreme2]

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today these kids were talking about bets and stuff and this kid said to another kid named tylor "hey...Ill give you $50 to walk up to three random girls and say hi...wow your a** is big" long story short he did it and got his $50 and a girl came back with about 4 of her friends and they all picked him up and threw him in a trash can O.O.


"why does everything that happens at our school involve a trash can and a kid?..."

[bender5]

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One time my friend got high and started running around. He thought he was being chased and he ran through a glass sliding door. To this day he still has scars on his face

[purebloodtexan]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDgFgrx6sCQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waxbEHYeAUk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlTTDhTIr6Y

That's only what the students at my school have put on Youtube. Look in Jawajedi's profile for more.

-Ultimate nutshots. A video of choreographed nutbashes involving school band members (myself included). If you choose to be on the recieving end, you get whatever money/products my friends had at the time.

Unfortunately, a freshman (Which is hated by nearly 1/3 of the school band, by the way) lied about the video, and we got in trouble and were forced to remove it.

-Me and Joe celebrate New Years by lighting fireworks every year. The first year that I was handling actual mortars, I put them in different bases. They rose no more than five feet from the ground. Joe chose to stay in cover, but I ran like hell. His parents were mortified, but we were laughing like crazy.

Just the past New Years, we put random crap in the bag (Screamers, firecrackers, spinners, lots of crap) and lit it on fire by match and a can of "Off!" bug repellent (Nearly torched our asses). We had to light it multiple times, and the last time, multiple screamers almost hit us. Maybe if I find a way to get the footage from my camera phone onto the computer, I'll show you the footage.

-I was in daycare, I guess I was eight years old. I was pretty pissed off at my parents and counselors, so I took some whiteout and basically tagged up the entire room. We had a nice little talk, and the counselors felt like my parents didn't need to know...and they still don't >= 3.

More to come if I remember any stupid crap that I've done.

[Kekeb]

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There was a food fight at my high school once, it somehow lead to someone throwing a trashcan and breaking a girls' nose. She never came back to our school...

[purebloodtexan]

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-When I used to hang out with John, I gave him $10 to get on all fours and bark at atleast four people.
-In the band lock-in last year, I went on the bungee run. I got to the point where I could run no more, jumped, and nearly broke my neck when the rope jerked me back.
-We were changing after a morning band practice (marching band), and JB mentioned going to Taco Bell. Out of nowhere, we all started shouting random Spanish phrases/words (There were 10+ people in the bathroom). Evan walked in, and said that he could hear them 50 yards away from the bathroom.

Meh, there's still more, but it's bedtime.

[fastfingers65]

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You live a pretty fun life texan. lol, funny videos.

[purebloodtexan]

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-When we're at a football game and we see an airplane, me, Ian, and about 1/3 of the trombone section shout "ALIENS!" one after the other.
-Remember how I said we got in trouble for the nutshot video? Patrick was grounded for the entire school year -- before the school year even started.
-Bill is one of Natasia's friends. He's gay, and Chris is creeped out by him every single time he comes near him. Bill sees this, and constantly touches him in weird places. It's funny as hell. I keep trying to tell him to share the love, but he just won't give in to his inner emotions...
-Brandon was filling out a sheet for his job (Subway), and one of the questions asked, "If the new shift didn't come in, and you're alone, what would you do?" He wrote, "Masturbate nervously." He still has the job.
-While we were getting ready for a football game, Louie was about to walk outside, and says "I'll kick the door in style." He does 'this is Sparta," all that crap. Unfortunately, he didn't see that Kenny was right outside the door, and he got hit right in the head. Alex saw all of this, and when I walked out of the bathroom I had to ask why he was laughing his ass off.

[Engler]

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You strike a deep pang of envy into my soul, pureblood. You seem to have a very fun life.

[demonllama6124]

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i have a friend who was dared to rape a grill outside the cafeteria. after he jumped off, he sat back down and the SRO walked over to him and asked if he was ok. he laughed, said yeah, and the cop walked away.

[Tex :)]

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lol, I was using a urinal at my school and the guy in the stall next to me was repaeting a commercial for a discount betty crocker baking set, AS LOUD AS HE COULD. I don't know if he was special ed or not but still, I would have pee'd my pants if I wasn't already going! haha!