Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!
Happy B-day man, save me some cake
and yeah PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR, happy B-day as well =)
Happy B-day man, save me some cake
and yeah PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR, happy B-day as well =)
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Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!
happy b-day hammy!Comment
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Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!
z0mg hammy
HAPPY BDAY ^,^Comment
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Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!
Thanks everyone.
And yeah! Happy birthday to PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR as well! Let's take a moment to go back a year to his old b-day thread, back when no one knew who the hell I was. Woot!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAMMY!
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
A HAPPY NINETEENTH TO YOU!
*attempts to think of a happy line ending with a word rhyming with "you"*
*fails*
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAMMY!
Anyone order male strippers in cake? No? Darn.
*streamers*
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dammit y'all beat me.
The story of Hammy.
Age 0: Hammy is born. Promptly loses nuts. Thus begins Hammy’s epic quest to find his personal holy grail – his nuts.
Age 2: Hammy finds fingers; mistakes them for nuts; learns a valuable lesson.
Age 3: Temporary setback as it is mandated that Hammy must learn to go poo in the potty before continuing his search for his nuts.
Age 6: Hammy forced to put quest aside daily to instead attend school. Is in and out of guidance counselors’ offices due to poor grades from doodling nuts during math.
Age 8: Hammy learns to ride a bike. Delighted, he quickly runs away from home in search for his nuts. For some reason mother finds fault with this and retrieves him.
Age 10: Nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts. Nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts; nuts nuts nuts, nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts.
Age 12: Discovers the internets ability to aid him in tracking down his nuts.
Age 13: Is quickly sidetracked by mountains of internet porn. It’s true what they say about there being porn of everything. Ew… nut porn.
Age 16: Finds FFR, pwns.
Age 18: For some reason trusts a random 22 year old guy he met on the internet and enlists his aid in finding his nuts. Weird jackass makes sarcastic comment about testicles, is quickly pwnt.
Age 19: With his friends at his side, Hammy stands courageous in the face of danger. He is confident that he will indeed one day, perhaps soon, find his nuts.
btw hammy, find your way to my place soon. presents are to be had.Back to "Back to Earth"
Originally posted by FoJaROriginally posted by FoJaROriginally posted by MalReynoldsComment
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Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!
Well, birthday suits are nifty as well! Bare squirrels > male strippers, for surenezz.
Woot! STREAMERS!
EDITZOR: Oh man Chazzy, that was hawtness. =PBest FGO: Time To Eye{3-0-0-0}
Best SCORE: Husigi Usagi Milk Tei {16-1-2-8}
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Hahaha. That was beautiful, Chaz. XDComment
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In all seriousness Hammy, your friendship means the world to me. You trusted some random jackass from the internet and helped him when he was lonely and lost in a new city. You even helped that random guy put together a tv stand within a week of knowing him. Your openness and willingness to let me into your world after such little time is unprecedented and it really makes me feel special. You've made this transition in my life happier than I could have imagined. Thanks, bud.
Oh, and I found something that you might find hilarious. This was part of an ad on the El in Chicago when I went home for the weekend:
Back to "Back to Earth"
Originally posted by FoJaROriginally posted by FoJaROriginally posted by MalReynoldsComment
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Very nice of yah Chaz. =3 Hahaha! Lucky you had a camera then too. xPBest FGO: Time To Eye{3-0-0-0}
Best SCORE: Husigi Usagi Milk Tei {16-1-2-8}
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Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!
Yay happy birthday Hammy! :] I'm sorry I can't think of anything creative to say right now. D:
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Happy Birthday Hammy, and thanks
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Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!
Okayyyyy, this is my official Happy birthday post.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!@!!@63463632
obligatory orange.
Seriously though, I hope you have a good one.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Hammy!
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear nuts...er, Hammy,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
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Best: Sonata Quasi Una Fantasia
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