The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

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  • fido123
    FFR Player
    • Sep 2005
    • 4245

    #31
    Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

    Originally posted by fastfingers65
    Using a gun wouldn't be wise for most of you. I doubt that any of you know how to use a gun without hurting yourself.
    1. Spread feet out to shoulder width
    2. Hold gun out with both arms extended
    3. Squeeze trigger and allow for recoil

    Somthing like this? If half retarted gangsters can do it I think us people with %1000 finger co-ordation can.

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    • freakysnots
      八一
      • Aug 2004
      • 2904

      #32
      Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

      Probably run away?

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      • fastfingers65
        Banned
        • Sep 2006
        • 1124

        #33
        Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

        Originally posted by fido123
        1. Spread feet out to shoulder width
        2. Hold gun out with both arms extended
        3. Squeeze trigger and allow for recoil

        Somthing like this? If half retarted gangsters can do it I think us people with %1000 finger co-ordation can.
        Half retarded gangsters dont do all 3 of those steps.

        Btw its coordination
        Last edited by fastfingers65; 10-4-2007, 03:57 PM.

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        • fido123
          FFR Player
          • Sep 2005
          • 4245

          #34
          Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

          Originally posted by fastfingers65
          Half retarded gangsters dont do all 3 of those steps.

          Btw its coordination
          My laptop is broken and my parents use IE Q_Q...woe is me

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          • hoochan
            woah shrooms
            • Nov 2005
            • 3838

            #35
            Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

            you guys are playing too many video games

            PS-"We exist together now. 2 corpses in 1 grave..."

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            • T3hDDRKid
              FFR Player
              • Jun 2006
              • 754

              #36
              Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

              Originally posted by fastfingers65
              Using a gun wouldn't be wise for most of you. I doubt that any of you know how to use a gun without hurting yourself.
              You presume a lot, to make assumptions about people you don't know. Guns are easy to use. Rifles can have an annoying amount of recoil, but easily manageable if you hold them right. I personally like shotguns, though.

              Besides

              1. Find turret
              2. Right bumper
              3. Hold B button
              4. Cheapest weapon in game
              Originally posted by MalReynolds
              it just goes with what I said

              what brought this country together?

              desegregation

              we need to segregate again so we can DEsegregate and everyone will feel good again

              let's start with baseball

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              • ninjaKIWI
                plain old ugly ass dumbas
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Aug 2006
                • 3305

                #37
                Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

                Originally posted by magirocker
                If you can find yourself in an alley backed into a corner, it would not be difficult to slice zombies down one by one with a sword before they could get to you.
                THIS
                IS
                ZOMBIES!
                Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
                "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
                "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
                "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
                "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
                "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
                "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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                • ninjaKIWI
                  plain old ugly ass dumbas
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 3305

                  #38
                  Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

                  Originally posted by Dimitri13
                  Dumbass. you'd get so ****ing tired. What a terrible suggestion.

                  First, you barricade yourself in a school or prison, then you have sex with as many females as possible. You take the resulting babies, and lure the zombies to one side of the school/prison. Then, you sneak out the other side.
                  you suck, don't you know the story of the 300 spartans? that's exactly what they did, idiot.
                  Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
                  "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
                  "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
                  "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
                  "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
                  "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
                  "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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                  • Dimitri13
                    FFR Player
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 701

                    #39
                    Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

                    ******.

                    That's a ****in movie. Not reality with zombies.


                    Originally posted by Tibs
                    Originally posted by arsonistsgetallthegirls
                    changing Antarctica into a desert
                    good thing theres lots of sand under all the ice

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                    • Popsicle Pirate.
                      FFR Player
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 72

                      #40
                      Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

                      Originally posted by Dimitri13
                      ******.

                      That's a ****in movie. Not reality with zombies.
                      Sigged.
                      Originally posted by Dimitri13
                      ******.

                      That's a ****in movie. Not reality with zombies.

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                      • Specforces
                        Yes
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 5028

                        #41
                        Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

                        With the right supply of weapons and a few other individuals that have the same abilities that I do, I think I would survive for a couple of months in a zombie infested world. I just don't think it's that feasible. There are plenty of other factors never addressed in zombie films that would make it impossible to survive in that world. (RE Zombies created by a virus, that is)

                        Thankfully, no real zombie will exist anytime soon, that we know of...

                        I just don't think a world like that would be worth living in, but it sure as hell would be fun to live in it for a day, with unlimited health and ammo...
                        Check Out My Music

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                        • ninjaKIWI
                          plain old ugly ass dumbas
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 3305

                          #42
                          Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

                          Originally posted by Dimitri13
                          ******.

                          That's a ****in movie. Not reality with zombies.
                          The 300 spartans was real, dumbass.
                          Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
                          "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
                          "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
                          "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
                          "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
                          "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
                          "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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                          • Tibs
                            FFR Player
                            • May 2006
                            • 5235

                            #43
                            Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

                            i like how everyone is saying what zombies can and cant do as if theyve seen one

                            Metal covers of vidya game songs

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                            • Dimitri13
                              FFR Player
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 701

                              #44
                              Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

                              Originally posted by ninjaKIWI
                              The 300 spartans was real, dumbass.
                              But that's not how it actually happened, titface.


                              Originally posted by Tibs
                              Originally posted by arsonistsgetallthegirls
                              changing Antarctica into a desert
                              good thing theres lots of sand under all the ice

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                              • fastfingers65
                                Banned
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 1124

                                #45
                                Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

                                Originally posted by Dimitri13
                                titface.
                                Your real smart.

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