The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

[fido123]

Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

Using a gun wouldn't be wise for most of you. I doubt that any of you know how to use a gun without hurting yourself.

1. Spread feet out to shoulder width
2. Hold gun out with both arms extended
3. Squeeze trigger and allow for recoil

Somthing like this? If half retarted gangsters can do it I think us people with %1000 finger co-ordation can.

[freakysnots]

Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

Probably run away?

[fastfingers65]

Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

1. Spread feet out to shoulder width
2. Hold gun out with both arms extended
3. Squeeze trigger and allow for recoil

Somthing like this? If half retarted gangsters can do it I think us people with %1000 finger co-ordation can.

Half retarded gangsters dont do all 3 of those steps.

Btw its coordination

[fido123]

Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

Half retarded gangsters dont do all 3 of those steps.

Btw its coordination

My laptop is broken and my parents use IE Q_Q...woe is me

[hoochan]

Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

you guys are playing too many video games

PS-"We exist together now. 2 corpses in 1 grave..."

[T3hDDRKid]

Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

Using a gun wouldn't be wise for most of you. I doubt that any of you know how to use a gun without hurting yourself.

You presume a lot, to make assumptions about people you don't know. Guns are easy to use. Rifles can have an annoying amount of recoil, but easily manageable if you hold them right. I personally like shotguns, though.

Besides

1. Find turret
2. Right bumper
3. Hold B button
4. Cheapest weapon in game

[ninjaKIWI]

Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

If you can find yourself in an alley backed into a corner, it would not be difficult to slice zombies down one by one with a sword before they could get to you.

THIS
IS
ZOMBIES!

[ninjaKIWI]

Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

Dumbass. you'd get so ****ing tired. What a terrible suggestion.

First, you barricade yourself in a school or prison, then you have sex with as many females as possible. You take the resulting babies, and lure the zombies to one side of the school/prison. Then, you sneak out the other side.

you suck, don't you know the story of the 300 spartans? that's exactly what they did, idiot.

[Dimitri13]

Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

******.

That's a ****in movie. Not reality with zombies.

[Popsicle Pirate.]

Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

******.

That's a ****in movie. Not reality with zombies.

Sigged.

[Specforces]

Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

With the right supply of weapons and a few other individuals that have the same abilities that I do, I think I would survive for a couple of months in a zombie infested world. I just don't think it's that feasible. There are plenty of other factors never addressed in zombie films that would make it impossible to survive in that world. (RE Zombies created by a virus, that is)

Thankfully, no real zombie will exist anytime soon, that we know of...

I just don't think a world like that would be worth living in, but it sure as hell would be fun to live in it for a day, with unlimited health and ammo...

[ninjaKIWI]

Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

******.

That's a ****in movie. Not reality with zombies.

The 300 spartans was real, dumbass.

[Tibs]

Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

i like how everyone is saying what zombies can and cant do as if theyve seen one

[Dimitri13]

Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

The 300 spartans was real, dumbass.

But that's not how it actually happened, titface.

[fastfingers65]

Re: The Official FFR Zombie Survival Guide

titface.

Your real smart.