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  • Nyokou
    （￣ー￣）
    • Apr 2005
    • 4246
    #16
    Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

    Pft, teenage relationships? No thanks.
    Twitter | Instagram | Snapchat: Nyokou

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      • ShazzaTiger
        FFR Player
        • Jan 2006
        • 12
        #17
        Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

        He's fun to play with.

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          • Problems
            FFR Player
            • Apr 2005
            • 513
            #18
            Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

            it's easy.

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              • xObserveRx
                FFR Simfile Author
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Aug 2003
                • 1148
                #19
                Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                chloroform and rags are wonderous.
                Come Play The Werewolf Game!

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                  • ll sephirothll
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 204
                    #20
                    Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                    she likes to give dome.

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                      • Neonatrias
                        MAЯISA
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 919
                        #21
                        Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                        We clicked. <3

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                          • MRichards
                            FFR Player
                            • May 2006
                            • 91
                            #22
                            Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                            Money

                            Long snout
                            Last edited by MRichards; 09-10-2007, 03:27 AM.

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                              • x6tence
                                FFR Player
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 273
                                #23
                                Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                                Originally posted by MrRubix
                                Because who can possibly resist?
                                haha thanks for stealing

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                                  • OrganisM
                                    FFR Player
                                    • Oct 2006
                                    • 2644
                                    #24
                                    Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                                    My e-penis is ****ing huge.

                                    EDIT: 1,000th post.
                                    Last edited by OrganisM; 09-10-2007, 06:12 PM.
                                    .

                                    Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                                    "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                                    because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                                    spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                                    changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                                    Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                                    Originally Posted by                                     MrRubix[link]:
                                    "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                                     Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                                    "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                                      • championanwar
                                        Ask Nuro! x3
                                        FFR Simfile Author
                                        FFR Music Producer
                                        • Jun 2004
                                        • 2588
                                        #25
                                        Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                                        I don't know, im Anwar!

                                        Originally posted by aperson
                                        all of 65dos are dumb an noticable because their idea of 7/8 is 4/4 with one beat cut off the end
                                        aperson: yo shikari if u c thom yorke
                                        aperson: plz tell him 2 start usin consonants again
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                                          • Pascow
                                            smoke 'em if ya g0t 'em.
                                            • Mar 2007
                                            • 78
                                            #26
                                            Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                                            Originally posted by ll sephirothll
                                            she likes to give dome.
                                            i'm in the same boat.
                                            ;/ hi.

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                                              • rade0110
                                                FFR Player
                                                • Dec 2004
                                                • 1253
                                                #27
                                                Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                                                It beat my hand.
                                                Originally posted by Synthlight
                                                Everyone uses quotes from Synthlight in their signature. So I'm making this one up to fit in.

                                                Cheers,

                                                Synthlight

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                                                  • JurseyRider734
                                                    lil j the bad b-word
                                                    • Aug 2003
                                                    • 7506
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                                                    because im jurs
                                                    Originally posted by Arch0wl
                                                    I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                                                    Originally posted by Afrobean
                                                    Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                                                    the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                                                    Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                                                      • argo15
                                                        FFR Veteran
                                                        • May 2006
                                                        • 1863
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                                                        Because i'm not jurs.

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                                                          • Dimitri13
                                                            FFR Player
                                                            • Jun 2004
                                                            • 701
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                                                            love, duhhhh


                                                            Originally posted by Tibs
                                                            Originally posted by arsonistsgetallthegirls
                                                            changing Antarctica into a desert
                                                            good thing theres lots of sand under all the ice

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