Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

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  • revolutionomega
    FFR Veteran
    • Mar 2006
    • 2240
    #181
    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

    I have a penis + boobs
    "AW MAN, WE SUCK AGAIN!"
    - Rob Schneider, The Waterboy (1998)

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      • Tenniswrestler
        FFR Veteran
        • Mar 2005
        • 299
        #182
        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

        cause makeout+bj = peace
        i have no sig

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          • Kekeb
            davai
            • Dec 2006
            • 2765
            #183
            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

            Oh shi-

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              • Serialization
                FFR Player
                • Jul 2006
                • 105
                #184
                Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                They are expensive






                .................................................
                i have a new person every week lol (swinger?)

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                  • rules_the_school
                    FFR Player
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 46
                    #185
                    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                    Guitar Hero

                    Fat kid rules the world. And space.

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                      • Bangcrashboom
                        The Lulz, Do It For Them
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 1055
                        #186
                        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                        they waste my cash...

                        Originally posted by Bolth mannn
                        Bangcrashboom lets make our manboobs touch.

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                          • GamerShadow
                            FFR Player
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 2534
                            #187
                            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                            FFR
                            Note to self Finish.

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                              • MRichards
                                FFR Player
                                • May 2006
                                • 91
                                #188
                                Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                Homicidal fits

                                She got haxed

                                Genital warts

                                Monastery rules

                                Extreme flatulence

                                Prefer badgers



                                Or most accurately:
                                I'm married - they'd find out...

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                                  • Schizo_Sakura_911
                                    FFR Player
                                    • May 2007
                                    • 1
                                    #189
                                    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                    i dont want one!

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                                      • NarutoFoxDemon
                                        FFR Player
                                        • Oct 2006
                                        • 1181
                                        #190
                                        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                        Because I'm cool like that.

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                                          • shatteredgravity
                                            FFR Player
                                            • Apr 2007
                                            • 95
                                            #191
                                            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                            this thread is surprising me for some reason how long its going on

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                                              • revolutionomega
                                                FFR Veteran
                                                • Mar 2006
                                                • 2240
                                                #192
                                                Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                                gnomes live in my pants.
                                                "AW MAN, WE SUCK AGAIN!"
                                                - Rob Schneider, The Waterboy (1998)

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                                                  • adlp
                                                    FFR Veteran
                                                    • Jul 2006
                                                    • 1757
                                                    #193
                                                    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                                    vagtastic voyage

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                                                      • callum_jackman
                                                        FFR Player
                                                        • Feb 2006
                                                        • 15
                                                        #194
                                                        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                                        Free porn on the internet

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                                                          • mead1
                                                            Cerebellumberjack
                                                            FFR Simfile Author
                                                            • Aug 2003
                                                            • 3960
                                                            #195
                                                            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                                            my back's on my dick

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