Kirby Vs. Jesus Vs. Godzilla

[Omeganitros]

And taking away his powers renders him completely... well, powerless. If we're going to do that, then we have to take away both Kirby's powers, and Godzilla's size/giga-breath. Make the playing field level, then we'll see who goes down.

We didnt take all his powers, just his invincibility.

[Kilgamayan]

Well, then, logically he could bring his invincibility right back.

[Laser123454321]

Lets say that given the fact that Jesus is the son of god and that Godzilla is a nuclear lizard as well as
the fact that Kirby can streach to infinite ammounts........

If we were using Kirby Super Star rules then he could swollow jesus and then summon him as an helper then swollow up Godzilla and steal his magma breath and burn a hole in his crotch.

If these were Godzilla movie rules then Kirby would talk with Jesus for about ten minuets then swollow jesus asorbing his Requiem power then summon angels from the heavens to wisk jesus away then as Godzilla showed up so would Rohdan MegaGodzilla and perhaps Godzukie. Then as Kirby had asorbed the powers of Both rodan and megaGodzilla to get roulet and get Cook at the sametime Defeting Godzilla but also curing world hunger.

If we were following Biblical rules well....

"um... yeah, okay... start there, dad. *kaboom*"

[Moogy]

I will prove how Kirby wins.

Kirby is awesome.

Jesus may or may not be awesome.

Godzilla is definitely not awesome.

As you can see, Kirby is the obvious victor.

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

Kirby is off da hook

[Privateer]

Whoever voted Godzilla is my hero.

[evilbutterfly]

Jesus cant sin. beating up on cute video game characters is a sin. therefore, http://kirby.ytmnd.com

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

Jesus cant sin. beating up on cute video game characters is a sin. therefore, http://kirby.ytmnd.com

Godzilla is a cute video game character also.
STALEMATE.

[evilbutterfly]

u are obviously blind. Godzilla isnt cute. hey, how did Godzilla get killed in the movies? i mean, humans could take him out, and Kirby can obviously kill the humans, so wouldnt that mean that Kirby could just watch old Godzilla movies and find his flaws and then exploit them? in Kirby's games, he has no flaws. well, if he has a flaw he can just suck up somebody who has a fix for it. Godzilla cant upgrade, making him inferior

[taybirdy]

I agree with Kaykyukid.. It's JESUS for cryin' out loud!
He'd be like "hey, Dad.. Little help?"
and the God'd be like "sure thing" *SMITE*
and then Kirby and Godzilla would be down for the count.

[Chrissi]

Kirby wins! Jesus loses, if you assume that Jesus cannot call upon friends/fathers/angels. Godzilla nails Jesus to a cross and swallows the cross with Jesus attached. Kirby and Godzilla duke it out but Kirby wins because he's kirby!

[Squeek]

A competition between fictional characters eh... there's a book about one, movies about another, and TV shows / games about the third. Let's look at this theoretically.

Theoretically, books over 1,000 pages are too long to care about. That takes care of that one.
Theoretically, movies with unintenional crappy dubbing are bad. And Godzilla is a crappy name. No more of that one.
Theoretically, Kirby has games where you can play as him and do cool things like flips and dances while the kirby theme plays in the background. And you can see his show so when you get tired of the best / cheapest character in Super Smash Brothers: Melee, you can see him do stuff for you instead of you moving him.

It's all about teh Kirbeh. http://www.deviantart.com/view/5936562/ (I rule)

~Squeek

[Arch0wl]

I skimmed through most of this topic so sue me but

Godzilla is definitely not awesome.

I would just like to ALERT YOU SIR

that Godzilla is one of Ana's favorite movies.

k

alright.

k.

good.

[evilbutterfly]

who the hell cares what Ana likes? Kirby wins, end of story

[Ignite]

Kirby! I still have the NES game