Kirby Vs. Jesus Vs. Godzilla

[NeoDarkHeart]

kirby could eat him. he'd puff up huge, but he'd sh!t him out in the form of a bigass star, gaining his strength and firebreathing... if godzilla breathes fire.

but he could just suck up jesus and keep apocolypse-ing godzilla.

[Moogy]

This is assuming that we're using the "Kung-fu" expansion pack for Jesus, and god mode is OFF.

[Omeganitros]

Jesus? Psh. Hank J. Wimbleton took him on, Kirby and Godzilla would have no problem with Jesus.

[NeoDarkHeart]

rofl madness kicks ass.

and yeah! that was when jesus had a sword and a legion of zombies, even.

[Privateer]

God mode is OFF? Wow, Godzilla would majorly win.

[jewpinthethird]

Jesus is all powerful, so therefore he could destroy kirby in a instant as well as Godzilla. Jesus would win, no contest.

If he is so powerful, then why did he let the Romans kick his ass hardcore-like?

[ImEric12]

Kirby totally kicks everyone ass always no matter what. Now get the fuck out of my house.

[NeoDarkHeart]

jesus doesnt have powers of ultimate destruction. he's only the SON of god. he has apocolypse, and even that is just him going down to earth and saying "um... yeah, okay... start there, dad. *kaboom*"

[Sinjin]

Jesus is all powerful, so therefore he could destroy kirby in a instant as well as Godzilla. Jesus would win, no contest.

If he is so powerful, then why did he let the Romans kick his ass hardcore-like?

Kung Fu expansion pack hadn't been invented yet.

I'm thinking Kirby and Jesus would form an alliance against Godzilla, and then Kirby would stab Jesus in the back reality show style.

[NeoDarkHeart]

yeah. godzilla's definitely the weakest link.

[deltro300111]

Moogy would win

suck up XD

[Privateer]

I'm the only Godzilla vote! :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Kilgamayan]

That should tell you somethin', eh? Get with the winning team.
ie kirby

[Treffpunkt]

You're forgetting that Jesus has legions upon legions of angels at his dispense...

And taking away his powers renders him completely... well, powerless. If we're going to do that, then we have to take away both Kirby's powers, and Godzilla's size/giga-breath. Make the playing field level, then we'll see who goes down.

Actually, I'd still say Jesus because Godzilla is played by a 5'2" Asian man, and Kirby is a video game character...

[Musical_Master]

You're forgetting that Jesus has legions upon legions of angels at his dispense...

And taking away his powers renders him completely... well, powerless. If we're going to do that, then we have to take away both Kirby's powers, and Godzilla's size/giga-breath. Make the playing field level, then we'll see who goes down.

Actually, I'd still say Jesus because Godzilla is played by a 5'2" Asian man, and Kirby is a video game character...

Winner.