What is wrong with AOL people?

[lightdarkness]

I win.

alulka3000: hey
alulka3000: whos dis?
lightdarkness42: Hey, who is this?
alulka3000: ali... r u gabys friend?
lightdarkness42: yes
alulka3000: ohh ok wuts ur name?
lightdarkness42: Jay
alulka3000: kool
lightdarkness42: Yes... cool.
alulka3000: yeahhh
alulka3000: so wuts up
lightdarkness42: Not too much.
alulka3000: fun fun
lightdarkness42: Indeed
alulka3000: yes indeed
lightdarkness42: Is there a point to this conversation?
alulka3000: yes of course there is dont be silly!!!!!!!!!
alulka3000: so how old are you?
lightdarkness42: 15
alulka3000: kool
alulka3000: grade 9?
lightdarkness42: "kool" is not a word in the english dictionary, if you are refearing to the word "cool" try using that instead.
lightdarkness42: I am in 10th grade.
alulka3000: sorrie its a habit
alulka3000: ohh yeah i 4got, in the states its 0th grade not grade 0
lightdarkness42: You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
alulka3000: hey now, thats not very nice
lightdarkness42: I thought it was.
alulka3000: well i am so sorrie you are mistaken
lightdarkness42: Me?
lightdarkness42: I'm mistaken?
lightdarkness42: At least I can type with proper grammar.
alulka3000: ewww who wants to tyoe wid gramma?
lightdarkness42: Someone who isnt an internet n00b.
alulka3000: god dats gay and it takes up too much tyme
lightdarkness42: Really?
lightdarkness42: Do you think you are gaining something by typing with "internet liygo?
alulka3000: no ish just fasta
lightdarkness42: No
alulka3000: well it iz fo meeh
alulka3000: u got a problem?
lightdarkness42: If you were to take typeing classes in school, you could type like me, 110 words per minute.
lightdarkness42: Yes, i do have a problem.
alulka3000: well my school doesnt have a fkn typin class
alulka3000: dats jusst gaye
lightdarkness42: Wow, your trying to shorten your typing, yet you use an EXTRA lettter in a word.
lightdarkness42: That is very sad, i must say.
alulka3000: lol
alulka3000: wel im sorrie if it bothers you
lightdarkness42: Now... When you said "lol" did you really laugh out loud?
lightdarkness42: I highly doubt you did.
alulka3000: no i didnt but i did just now lol
lightdarkness42: Wow, you blocked my friend, you should quit the internet, imediatly
alulka3000: who
alulka3000: image dude?
lightdarkness42: That dude, is in fact, a dudett
alulka3000: ohh ryte
lightdarkness42: WOW
lightdarkness42: HOW MUCH LONGER DOES IT TAKE TO TYPE RIGHT
alulka3000: sorrie i thot she wuz sumone else
lightdarkness42: ALT F4
lightdarkness42: CTL ALT DELETE
lightdarkness42: REFORMAT YOUR HARDDRIVE
alulka3000: no thnx maybe sum other tyme
alulka3000: god, gaby sures got sum odd friends
lightdarkness42: / -r c deltree
lightdarkness42: NOW
alulka3000: huh?
lightdarkness42: goto start
lightdarkness42: run
lightdarkness42: type in cmd
lightdarkness42: then, type /-r c deltree
lightdarkness42: kthxbai
alulka3000: im confused
lightdarkness42: Just do it
lightdarkness42: I'm sending you a cookie
lightdarkness42: You will like it
alulka3000: no waye
lightdarkness42: It's baked with love
alulka3000: dont send meeh shyte
lightdarkness42: Dude, how are you typing a word faster, by adding more letters.
alulka3000: its just a habbit
lightdarkness42: It's a bad habbit to have.
alulka3000: well im so sorrie
lightdarkness42: Quit the internet... if you add letters to words, to type them faster, you must have some kind of mental retardation, and should not be given access to the InterWeb
alulka3000: ur strange
lightdarkness42: NO. Your strange
lightdarkness42: I dont get someone who adds letters to words to make them shorter
lightdarkness42: It defies all the laws of physics
alulka3000: i never said shortert
alulka3000: i said faster
alulka3000: its just fasta fo meeh to type lyke dat
lightdarkness42: QUIT THE INTERNET AND LIFE WHILE YOUR AT IT
alulka3000: no thanx
alulka3000: i like my lyfe
lightdarkness42: Listen, the i key is 2 keys away from the y key
lightdarkness42: its not faster
lightdarkness42: its just dumb.
alulka3000: w/e
lightdarkness42: "whatever"
lightdarkness42: its not that hard
alulka3000: am i suppsed to care wut tink?
lightdarkness42: Yes
lightdarkness42: I am the god of the internet
alulka3000: ur gay
lightdarkness42: No, i am striaght, thanks for asking
alulka3000: okay, well n e waize, just tell gaby i say hi okay? thnx!!!! bye
lightdarkness42: Congragulations! You've won a Webby, for the most retarded conversation ever!
alulka3000: lol trust meeeh this is nuthing
lightdarkness42: Want to know whats funny?
alulka3000: wit ppl i hate i annoy dem so much its hilarious
lightdarkness42: Tomarrow, you will have about 300 people IM'ing you, because i'm posting this on my website
lightdarkness42: You will love it
alulka3000: ic
lightdarkness42: I see
alulka3000: im sure i will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lightdarkness42: ITS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD
alulka3000:
alulka3000: god wuts up ur ass 2dae
lightdarkness42: Fecese
alulka3000: go do yourself a favour and get a life...
alulka3000: Ohh, please tell Gaby I say hi.

Auto response from lightdarkness42: raven sheild


alulka3000: better????????????????????????????????

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

To bad during that conversation you used your instead of you're like 4 times.

[lightdarkness]

Heh, like she was going to notice?

[superjohn]

superjohn016: Hey you're pretty g@y
alulka3000 signed off at 10:37:57 PM.

*I'm blocked.


SecretSNofJohnS (10:38:47 PM): Didn't he tell you you would have 300 people IM you saying you are g@y? hah.
alulka3000 signed off at 10:38:56 PM.

*Once again, blocked.


FloridaJohn016 (10:42:17 PM): Damn alulka3000 you're pretty damn rude. And you told Lightdarkness42 that he was rude. You're a freakin hypocrite
alulka3000 signed off at 10:42:24 PM.

*And guess what? Blocked again.


This just goes to show you the rudeness of people on AIM/AOL (except, of course, for me. And all the other FFR ppl out there....like...all of you reading this...)

Right. Lame.

[Chrissi]

Trillian, Moog? I use Gaim.

[GuidoHunter]

DeadAIM's where it's at.

Anyway, AOL is teh suck, and only idiots don't realize that fact and therefore use it. It was fine about six years ago when it was the best thing around for dialup connections (then again, I was in junior high, so I didn't really know much better), but now it's the bottom of the barrel. I actually have a friend who has high-speed connection and STILL uses AOL. It's ri-goddamn-diculous.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[qualy]

How do you get random people to IM you? I wanna do stuff like that too! :<

[GuidoHunter]

Usually, they're complete accidents. I had it done a couple of times to me, and it's always fun to play along. I asked some girl to homecoming once when she thought I was some guy she knew.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Specforces]

People read my profile and figure that it is fun to bother me.

Specforces

[zildjian133]

i think i made a girl commit suicide once cuz she thought i was her boyfriend and i was like fuck off i hate you now go die in a ditch somewhere, she sounded serious and she never signed on again...........ummm............oops

[lightdarkness]

I get many IM's from users at FFR, but i am nice to them

The random ones, that people at my school give out, are the ones i bash.

[Chrissi]

pwned. IRC is a virtual pick-up bar! Who cares if I'm single or not??

<Volvo_driver2> hi
<Chrissi> Um hi.
<Volvo_driver2> how u doin?
<Chrissi> Good.. who are you?
<Volvo_driver2> saw ur name
<Volvo_driver2> wanted to meet u
<Chrissi> All right.
<Chrissi> Based on my name? Wow. Didn't think it was that attractive a name. :P
<Chrissi> And I mean attractive as in it attracts people to me, making them want to talk to me.
<Volvo_driver2> exactly
<Chrissi> Exactly what? My name is attractive?
<Volvo_driver2> ur a woman
<Volvo_driver2> thats a start
<Chrissi> Um... I guess you could say that.
<Volvo_driver2> im a man
<Volvo_driver2> i like the combo
<Chrissi> Uh... all right...
<Volvo_driver2> ru over 25?
<Chrissi> Not a chance.
<Volvo_driver2> figures
<Volvo_driver2> oh well then
<Volvo_driver2> have fun
<Chrissi> By the way, if you're looking for me because I'm female, a more relevant question to ask might be whether I'm taken or not.
<Chrissi> and I am taken.
<Volvo_driver2> if ur not over 25, i dont care
<Chrissi> So that would just end what you're after right there, wouldn't it?
<Chrissi> You shouldn't care if I'm taken, either.
<Volvo_driver2> im better than what u have
<Volvo_driver2> but too old
* Chrissi LAUGHS.
<Chrissi> Oh my god...
<Volvo_driver2> but u have some spark
<Chrissi> <Volvo_driver2> im better than what u have
<Chrissi> That is the most smacktardingly dumbest thing I've ever heard.
<Volvo_driver2> u must not get out much then
<Chrissi> What do you mean?
<Volvo_driver2> and what does smacktard mean?
<Chrissi> smacktard means something stupid that makes you want to smack someone.
<Volvo_driver2> sounds fun
<Chrissi> I'm sure.
<Volvo_driver2> i can take it
<Chrissi> What do you mean by I don't get out much, though?
<Volvo_driver2> if thats the stupidest thing u ever heard
<Volvo_driver2> then u need to get out more
<Volvo_driver2> lots of stupid people in the world
<Chrissi> I see. So you think that you assuming you're better than my partner isn't stupid?
<Volvo_driver2> i know im better
<Volvo_driver2> smarter
<Chrissi> Right. How do you know this?
<Volvo_driver2> quicker
<Volvo_driver2> some things u just know
<Volvo_driver2> but u keep right on dreaming
<Chrissi> Right, well you have too big an ego for me, I think I'm going to laugh myself to sleep you egomaniac.
<Chrissi> Buhbye sweetums.
<Volvo_driver2> i like complements
<Volvo_driver2> thank u
<Volvo_driver2> lol
<Chrissi> It's "compliment"
<Volvo_driver2> u must be valedictorian
<Chrissi> I don't think you're talking about your complement.
<Volvo_driver2> compliment
<Chrissi> Valewhat?
<Volvo_driver2> u are correct
<Volvo_driver2> head of ur class
<Chrissi> Oh. Um. Hardly. But thanks for making yet another crazy assumption.
<Volvo_driver2> hope ur cute
<Chrissi> Hope you're stupid - oh wait.
-
* Added Volvo_driver2!*@* to ignore list

[Moogy]

Trillian, Moog? I use Gaim.

Then it's GAIM. Only the default AIM client flashes orange.

[1-4-4]

It's was happened recently -- anyways I'm Beau I blocked her at last


vanessa says:
bitch man
Beau Dean says:
lol
Beau Dean says:
I thought you don't wanna talk to me?
Beau Dean says:
but you're retarded
vanessa says:
ya ya l la la
Beau Dean says:
Yippeeee
vanessa says:
what iz wrng with you
Beau Dean says:
lol Nothing wrong with me
Beau Dean says:
why do you think that?
Beau Dean says:
lmao
vanessa says:
beacouse i know
Beau Dean says:
lmao
Beau Dean says:
Is that what you know?
Beau Dean says:
Bet you don't
vanessa says:
what ever i am hot
vanessa says:
B)
vanessa says:
right
Beau Dean says:
lol
Beau Dean says:
What's important about "Hot"?
vanessa says:
beacouse it iz
Beau Dean says:
Who cares?
Beau Dean says:
oh boy..........
Beau Dean says:
You're stupid
vanessa says:
what ever
Beau Dean says:
lol you're weak....
vanessa says:
m i dont cear
Beau Dean says:
yippeee you cares
vanessa says:
no i dont
Beau Dean says:
Yes you do

vanessa says:
no
vanessa says:
:angry:
Beau Dean says:
So HA you do
Beau Dean says:
lmao
vanessa says:
:angry: no
Beau Dean says:
I win
Beau Dean says:
HAHA
Beau Dean says:
lol you change your name all the EDIT:time idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beau Dean says:
LMAO!!!!
kerstin says:
no so ha bitch ass
Beau Dean says:
lololololololololol
Beau Dean says:
You're bitch that's about it
Beau Dean says:
case closed
kerstin says:
no
Beau Dean says:
No?
Beau Dean says:
HA!
Beau Dean says:
you're don't understand me at all
Beau Dean says:
You're so retarded
Beau Dean says:
lmao
kerstin says:
i dont cear
Beau Dean says:
That's good
Beau Dean says:
you're spelling stupid
Beau Dean says:
go back to school and learned better!!!!!!!
kerstin says:
so
kerstin says:
bye

Blocked

[Zansatsu]

Wow. And I though I had some dumb IM conversations... This is just further proof that the sooner AOL dies, the sooner some semblance of intelligence shall return to the masses.

Ugh.