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  • solopro
    FFR Player
    • May 2006
    • 448
    #31
    Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes

    "Either they're watching Batman or doing the do!" *cuts to outside of body, Batman theme plays while Lois is brushing her teeth*
    Originally posted by John O'Hurley
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      • BLaCkHawKDowN615
        FFR Player
        • Sep 2006
        • 98
        #32
        Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes

        Peter: we prefer the term little people, cause there's nothing funny about being mentally handicapped. someday we will rule the world, and you will beg us for mercy, and we will consider it.


        AAA's - 20

        Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment.

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          • Lamoc
            FFR Player
            • Nov 2006
            • 551
            #33
            Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes

            Louis : Peter your drunk again!

            Peter : No no, i'm just exhausted from staying up all night drinking.

            ---------------------------------------

            *Louis and Peter are hoping a fence at a high school party that the cops showed up*

            Cops : Hold it right there! Aren't you two a little old to be drinking?

            Peter : Louis look over there! *peter points in a random direction*

            *Peter turns to the cops* Peter : RUN!

            *Cops panic and take off running*
            Last edited by Lamoc; 04-23-2007, 04:53 PM.

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              • AriesMalvis
                FFR Player
                • Dec 2006
                • 1345
                #34
                Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes

                one that's not really funny, but i love
                'ooh piece of candy!'
                idno why...been stuck in my head a lot too

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                  • smartdude1212
                    2 is poo
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 6687
                    #35
                    Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes

                    These are overused at school way too much. :/
                    They're funny the first 2 or 3 times, and then just get old.
                    I love the evil monkey stalking Chris though.
                    And the doctor who never gets to the point.

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                      • BLaCkHawKDowN615
                        FFR Player
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 98
                        #36
                        Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes

                        Lois: Peter you're such a child.
                        Peter: Well if i'm a child you know what that makes you? a pedaphile. and i'll be damned if i'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert.


                        AAA's - 20

                        Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment.

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                          • dickjustice~
                            FFR Player
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 7
                            #37
                            Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes

                            i like cheese


                            lifes a game...if you cant win it..lose it happy!

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                              • BLaCkHawKDowN615
                                FFR Player
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 98
                                #38
                                Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes

                                yeah cheese makes everything taste better


                                AAA's - 20

                                Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment.

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                                  • businessman07
                                    Banned
                                    • Sep 2005
                                    • 273
                                    #39
                                    Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes

                                    "Dad your name is peter"

                                    " hahaha it sure is son it sure is"

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                                      • Chief0678
                                        FFR Player
                                        • Nov 2006
                                        • 168
                                        #40
                                        Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes

                                        Peter is playing DDR in Chuckie Cheese. Bill Clinton is watching him.

                                        Bill: Watch the screen. Not your feet!
                                        Peter: Shut up!! I've got it!
                                        Pizza Caller Worker: Number 32!!
                                        Peter: Oh no!!! Our pizza's ready!
                                        Bill: Tag out man! Tag out!

                                        They both slap hands as Peter gets the pizza, while Bill plays the DDR song...... I'm a Barbie girl.

                                        Bill: I'm a barbie girl!! In a Barbie world!! Wrappin plastic, it's fantastic! Come on Barbie lets go party! Uh uh uh yeah!!!!!




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                                        You're going to die soon. You have seven more days to live.

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                                          • dandandandandan1111
                                            FFR Player
                                            • Oct 2005
                                            • 94
                                            #41
                                            Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes

                                            Pat Sagac: I'll need four constanants, and a vowel.

                                            Peter: Uuummmm...I'll....have a Z, a Q, another Q, a third Q, and a batman symbol

                                            Pat: Sorry no help there!

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                                              • cC@Zz
                                                FFR Player
                                                • Apr 2006
                                                • 1427
                                                #42
                                                Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes

                                                Peter: Ben Stiller help me.

                                                Ben: No Peter, I herd what you said about my movies

                                                Peter: How'd ya hear?

                                                *Ben points to his giant ears*

                                                Ben: Hello.

                                                Peter: Go to hell you mutant offspring of comedy people.
                                                ------------------------------
                                                Chris: Whats the blowhole for.

                                                Peter: I'll tell you what its not for son and when I do you'll understand why I can never go back to Seaworld.
                                                -----------------------------
                                                Peter: Yea I'm looking for toilet training books.

                                                guy: Oh yes we can help you there. Ah "Everybody Poops" is still the standard of course. We also got the less popular "Nobody Poops But You".

                                                Peter: Well ya see we're Catholic so a......

                                                Guy: Oh so you want "Your a Notty Child and Thats Concentrated Evil coming Out the Back of You".
                                                There is a 50% chance your pillow will eat you while you are sleeping.

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                                                  • BLaCkHawKDowN615
                                                    FFR Player
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 98
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes

                                                    lois on phone: Peter did what?!?!
                                                    peter to brian: well i best be gettin to work
                                                    brian: but peter it's night time
                                                    peter: boy you said it. see ya.

                                                    *peter runs outside and hides in a tree*

                                                    lois: peter get down from there
                                                    peter: NO, you're gonna yell at me


                                                    AAA's - 20

                                                    Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment.

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                                                      • Metheawsome
                                                        FFR Player
                                                        • Nov 2005
                                                        • 80
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes

                                                        Peter:This is worse than that time I got arrested for reading while intoxicated.

                                                        *At the library, Peter is drunk*

                                                        Peter: Don't be sad about your hand Johnny Trumane, you still live in exciting times!
                                                        *Looks up at a cop*
                                                        Peter: Uh-oh.... ThelifeofasilversmithapprenticewasahardandtryingoneaaaHHH!!!!!
                                                        *Runs then crashes into a bookshelf*

                                                        Hard to translate that into text.
                                                        If it weren't for irony, this statement wouldn't be funny.

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                                                          • BLaCkHawKDowN615
                                                            FFR Player
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 98
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes

                                                            peter: hey addy, hey addy look. hey addy, i'm tojo. ne ne ne ne net, net, net, net ne, i am from japan. whaaa


                                                            AAA's - 20

                                                            Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment.

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