Stewie playing basketball...
(Stewie trips black guy)
black guy: yo man thats trippin
Stewie: brother please you're the one whos trippin. go on cry home to your momma, she's waitin for you.
black guy: now don't make me put my size 13's up your narrow ass
Stewie: oh sweat you bring it on bitch. now how ya gonna act...pshh, bring that trash in here. this is MY house.
nothing else has worked so far..so il wish upon a star..wonderous dancing spec of light.. need a jew...lois makes me take the rap..cuz our checkbook looks like crap..since i cant give her a slap..i need a jew...where to find..a boum or stien or stein..to teach me how to whine and do my ta-a-axes-s...
Peter: To many people get away with injustice. Like the folks you meet in those Louisiana swamps.
*shows kermit sitting in a log playing the banjo and a guy rows up in a boat*
Guy in boat: Excuse me do you know how to get to town
*Kermit puts away the banjo and pulls out a shotgun*
Kermit: Yea its back the way you came.
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Brian: Meamo es Brian. (Says some other stuff in Spanish that I can't spell)
Guy: That was pretty good, but actually when you said meamo es Brian you don't need the es, just meamo Brain.
Brian: Oh you speak english.
Guy: No just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You...Your kidding right?
Guy: que
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Peter: Micheal Eisner
*Peter punches Eisner off a cliff then eisner is eaten by crocodiles*
Stewie: You think he's dead?
Peter: Nah, Nah he'll be back on his feet in no time. Probably following Jonathan Dolgens foot steps, wind up with a pod dealer over at touchstone.
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Stewie: Hell, well thats a bit much don't you think. I mean sure I've spent my entire life trying to kill my mother, but who hasn't. Really for Hell This is not that bad.
Steve Allen: Hi there I'm Steve Allen
Stewie: Oh hello
*Allen takes of shirt*
Allen: Alright lets do this
Stewie: AHHH!!
*Stewie dissapears from hell*
Allen: I don't understand i was only going to ask him to fix my collar.
Allen: Well I wonder what they have on TV in Hell?
TV: *singing*
*Allen tries changing the channel with the remote but can't*
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Girl: Peter don't. They say if you watch that video you die.
Peter: Ah thats a lot of belony.
*puts in a tape of the movie Mannequin, which starts playing on the TV with music playing as well*
TV: We can build this dream together, stand this storm forever, nothings gonna stop us now.
*shows Peter on the ground dead with his mouth stretched opened*
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