ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

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  • Izzy-chandess
    FFR Player
    • Jan 2007
    • 136

    #76
    Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

    Hello, 10-year-old self.
    In a year, you're going to beat up a kid on the playground and kick his ass. Keep on training yourself in martial arts and all kinds of fighting styles.

    Also, tell Mom and Dad. They don't know about what's happening at home, even if you think they do.

    Also, stay away from dating your best friend because you feel attracted to her. You meet the man of your dreams a week after you break up with her.

    Oh... another thing? When you lose your virginity, make sure to keep him wearing a condom every time.
    sigpic

    The world has gone crazy and so have I.

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    • FishFishRevolution
      GotR Creator
      • Nov 2003
      • 7251

      #77
      Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

      Dear Past Trevor,

      You're going to be one lucky son of a bitch in 9 years. Good luck!

      PS Yeah, you are better than the rest of your class 8) (that's a smiley face with sunglasses on, by the way)

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      • msbrunnettemickey
        FFR Player
        • Sep 2004
        • 1780

        #78
        Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

        Oh I forgot to mention something:

        Do NOT enter a pie eating contast... You will regret it every night you go to sleep.

        בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר
        מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה
        יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה
        אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא
        אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
        אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
        ודואג ודואג נורא

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        • sammo123
          FFR Player
          • Jan 2007
          • 1339

          #79
          Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

          Dear Ten Year Old Self,
          Dont do what people tell you
          dont be a pushover
          Play ddr everyday
          get a new pai of feet

          SAM THE FUTURE MAN

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          • Tank101
            I V vi iii IV I IV V
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Mar 2004
            • 2082

            #80
            Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

            Dear 10 year old self,

            You're going to have to re-hide the body. Apparently dogs like to dig holes.

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            • sertman
              DADALADAH
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Jun 2005
              • 3910

              #81
              Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

              dear me

              don't **** it up with that one girl on the cruise who was all set and ready to hook up with you until you were somehow able to blow it

              yeah

              signed me

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              • chrristielee
                FFR Player
                • Aug 2006
                • 71

                #82
                Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

                dear 10 year old self,
                you're probably the coolest kid around.
                you play final fantasy 10+ hours a day.
                eventually you will grow out of this stage,
                but for now, you suck, & you should probably get a life.

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                • g4z33b0
                  Banned
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 2618

                  #83
                  Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

                  Dear 10 year old self,

                  Go to the hair dresser and get your dome fixed.

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                  • Afrobean
                    Admiral in the Red Army
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 13262

                    #84
                    Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

                    Originally posted by TheRapingDragon
                    Also, quick question. Do you actually get Afro's reference or are you just agreeing with his letter?
                    It's really been bothering me lately that the action of passing the almanac to his younger self DIDN'T destroy the Universe like it should have. I mean... I guess you could argue that it takes time for the time line to realign itself (irony...), but come on... it took them so long to fix the time line that the realignment should have beaten the fix, thus destroying the Universe.

                    Or maybe... The fabric of space time gives every opportunity for time travelers to correct paradoxes. This would explain why Marty got so many days to try to fix the problem that occurred in the first film, as well as how Doc and Marty had enough time to go back to 1985A, then back again to 1955, wait around for a day, then finally fix the paradox causing problem after the Enchantment Under the Sea dance. Actually, now that I think about it, that is one way that backwards time travel can be possible despite the paradoxical nature of it. All it would entail is the Universe never destroying itself, because given infinite time, the time traveler that caused the problem could fix the paradox. So... basically because of infinite time, a paradox could logically exist, because in a sense, the time travelers would be protected from time realignment.

                    But I digress. Yes, Back to the Future.

                    ps for everyone talking **** about "oh dont waste your money on this because it won't be cool anymore" Duh, retards. You use your money on things that are fun, not things that are cool. If it's fun, it doesn't matter if it costs money, or even if in the end you won't like it anymore.

                    pps
                    Also, if I were there right now I would kill you, just an irresistible urge.
                    yeah autoinfanticide is a natural urge we all have to live with

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                    • JsPapp26
                      FFR Veteran
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 96

                      #85
                      Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

                      Originally posted by Everyone talking about paradii. Or paradoxes?
                      Paradox stuff
                      Actually, I remember reading something where you can't change the past, because it would've already happened, because you already changed it.
                      But then, if you already changed it, you wouldn't go into the past to change something, so it would be back to the way it would've happened. But then, you would need to go to the past to change it again!

                      Ahhh! Its a cRAZy circle!

                      I have bad explaining skills, so if that doesn't work, just say something and I'll try harder.
                      Last edited by JsPapp26; 04-1-2007, 07:01 PM.
                      Originally posted by Synthlight
                      We need to take a better photo and make a t-shirt out of that. That is awesome.

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                      • JurseyRider734
                        lil j the bad b-word
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 7506

                        #86
                        Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

                        Dear 10 year old Jurs,

                        Disregard most of this letter. Don't do anything special, just do what you want and let the future unfold as it should. Otherwise you won't end up as awesome as you will become.

                        Only heed this advice: Leave the farm, go to the one down the road. One of the major things you'll regret that wouldn't have a negative effect on you if you did it differently.

                        ps, you're jurs

                        Love,
                        Jurs
                        Originally posted by Arch0wl
                        I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                        Originally posted by Afrobean
                        Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                        the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                        Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                        • WarlockRox
                          FFR Player
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 88

                          #87
                          Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

                          Dear ten year old Brie...

                          Please, don't become such good friends with Kellye when you meet her. If you do, then stop hanging out with her when Jeremy comes along. He will rip your friendship apart, and she won't even notice until it's too late, and the damage has been done.

                          When you go to the Styx concert and see that boy with the emo hair? Don't hang out with him. Please. He will hurt you more times than you can ever imagine, and you'll never trust any other man.

                          Chill out. Not everyone is plotting against you behind your back. That's only the Dallas crew.

                          Start studying more. I don't care if you lose friends because you're always studying. Your 16 year old self would MUCH rather have good study skills and good grades than a place to drink.

                          About that. When you start drinking, start exercising, too. Take the weight off before you put it on. It's much easier that way.

                          Sincerly,
                          Brie of the future.



                          ^ Link ^

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                          • madmatt621
                            Banned
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 3000

                            #88
                            Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

                            Get out more. Start playing sports.

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                            • vashthestampede0987
                              FFR Player
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 2997

                              #89
                              Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

                              Dear Vash,

                              Your sophomore year will suck dick. Don't be so lazy and study more.

                              PS Become friends with Rachel Murray and tap that as soon as possible.

                              PPS Good job at football, but make sure to not injure yourself before the howell game.

                              PPPS Seriously, don't be lazy.

                              Sincerely,

                              Jeff
                              Omega owes me [1] omega favor
                              I am God of Hot Pockets, fear my fillings for they may be hot.


                              Originally posted by Synthlight
                              I hate myself.

                              Cheers,

                              Synthlight
                              xxpla tonic love: GIVE IT TO ME
                              xxpla tonic love: ****ing give it to me

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                              • MixMasterLar
                                Beach Bum Extraordinaire
                                FFR Simfile Author
                                • Aug 2006
                                • 5401

                                #90
                                Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self.

                                Im going to wish I havent writen all this out.....but here goes


                                Dear 10 year old Pelar,

                                Hang out with your brothers more. The gap that you'll get will be big othewise

                                Try and stop your aunt. You will fail but trying is better then regreting.

                                Spend more time with your godfather....will, You dont know him by that name yet, huh? Think hard.

                                Every day that your dad is home he plays Nintendo with you. You are blessed to have that no matter what you think.

                                Remember that promise? remember those tears? dont forget.
                                Ever.

                                You think that all she does is sit??? in 5 years she wont be able to walk.

                                In six years you'll find THE girl. please wash up before asking her out. Retard.

                                You are crazy. relize this now.

                                I dont care who does it. I dont care who they're related to or how. Dont.

                                You not missing out on nuttin'

                                Take college, and STAY. You double retard.

                                Your a good kid, overall. Just cuz they never tell you doesnt mean they dont know you work hard.

                                Do good in math.

                                Write that book.

                                Draw those pictures

                                Stay OUTside some more.

                                and above all else, be very patiant. things will change. Sadly, your'll wish they haddnt. oh the irony!


                                And Cry, dont hold anger.


                                Best regards,

                                ~Lar
                                Last edited by MixMasterLar; 04-1-2007, 09:50 PM. Reason: My 10 year old self was just too naive for only a few tips

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