I have a crush at school what should i do?

[SethSquall]

Re: I have a crush at school what should i do?

Depends on the subject the teacher studies. But these will make any teacher melt into your hands.

Maths: "Hey baby, how about I come over and factorise your X's into quadratic solutions."

English: "Hey baby, how about I come over and subjugate your verbose nouns"

Music: "EPIC SHREDDING GUITAR SOLO"

Drama: "Forsooth mine dearest rose, thou hast stolen mine heart and verily thou must divulge thine naked beauty to mine fleshy eyes"

Science: "Hey baby, I've been making a formula for love, the ingredients are a dash of petasium benzoate, you, me, and some sweet sweet carbonated soda"

French: "Bonjour le bébé, je mettrai maintenant mon pénis dans votre vagin, uhuhuhuh"

Spanish: "Lo siento, que?"

Physical Education: "Ohwait, you're a butch lesbian, nevermind"

Religion: "I am a devout christian and am waiting until marriage to have sex, I am an innocent young male boy, a pre-teen if you will, nothing can corrupt my innocent youth".

Geography: "Hey baby, the waters in the oceans are rising and I feel like a volcano is about to explode, erupting into all the dark, wet caves of your mind"

History: "Hey baby, Mary Wollstonecraft is perhaps the most important figure of our history and all her views are correct".

Lmao. Question answered. Thread over.

Useless post.

I had a crush on a teacher once. I just kept it in my pants and at home. It's best that way.

[jewpinthethird]

Re: I have a crush at school what should i do?

Science: "Hey baby, I've been making a formula for love, the ingredients are a dash of paint thinner, you, me, and some sweet sweet carbonated soda...it's called GHB."

Fix'd

[Mirror_rorriM]

Re: I have a crush at school what should i do?

Depends on the subject the teacher studies. But these will make any teacher melt into your hands.


Music: "EPIC SHREDDING GUITAR SOLO"

I yelled that one day in music class to my music teacher and I got detention. ??? ??? ???

[Irodori]

Re: I have a crush at school what should i do?

No chance, go for the porn idea.

[TheRapingDragon]

Re: I have a crush at school what should i do?

I yelled that one day in music class to my music teacher and I got detention. ??? ??? ???

You are a retard. No music teacher wants to hear words, you must actually PLAY an epic shredding guitar solo for them.

[MixMasterLar]

Re: I have a crush at school what should i do?

You are a retard. No music teacher wants to hear words, you must actually PLAY an epic shredding guitar solo for them.

Now I get it.......

No really, Dont even try. It'll end in a way you wont want it too. And rape wont work either....try and find someone nice elsewere (someone not on a porn site...)

[SethSquall]

Re: I have a crush at school what should i do?

I yelled that one day in music class to my music teacher and I got detention. ??? ??? ???

You got detention for that?

In my school, I would of had to include a headbutt to get a detention.

[Pichu_XP]

Re: I have a crush at school what should i do?

You got detention for that?

In my school, I would've had to include a headbutt to get a detention.

At my school, there are no detentions. It's:
"Go directly to the office.
Do not pass the washrooms.
Do not collect $200."

[pandaman123]

Re: I have a crush at school what should i do?

Just give her some steak every lady loves manly steak.