There's a code of conduct, at least at my school, if not in all of the state, that teachers shouldn't have extensive contact with students outside of school. I learned that when I asked my English teacher if she'd like a coffee from Starbucks while we discussed the intricacies of satire.
Depends on the subject the teacher studies. But these will make any teacher melt into your hands.
Maths: "Hey baby, how about I come over and factorise your X's into quadratic solutions."
English: "Hey baby, how about I come over and subjugate your verbose nouns"
Music: "EPIC SHREDDING GUITAR SOLO"
Drama: "Forsooth mine dearest rose, thou hast stolen mine heart and verily thou must divulge thine naked beauty to mine fleshy eyes"
Science: "Hey baby, I've been making a formula for love, the ingredients are a dash of petasium benzoate, you, me, and some sweet sweet carbonated soda"
French: "Bonjour le bébé, je mettrai maintenant mon pénis dans votre vagin, uhuhuhuh"
Spanish: "Lo siento, que?"
Physical Education: "Ohwait, you're a butch lesbian, nevermind"
Religion: "I am a devout christian and am waiting until marriage to have sex, I am an innocent young male boy, a pre-teen if you will, nothing can corrupt my innocent youth".
Geography: "Hey baby, the waters in the oceans are rising and I feel like a volcano is about to explode, erupting into all the dark, wet caves of your mind"
History: "Hey baby, Mary Wollstonecraft is perhaps the most important figure of our history and all her views are correct".
Science: "Hey baby, I've been making a formula for love, the ingredients are a dash of petasium benzoate, you, me, and some sweet sweet carbonated soda"
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