62: You fingers start to bleed, and one of your parents walks in and starts freaking out, and you go to the hospital, and the doctor starts freaking out, and you are rushed to the emergency room because you have played so much that you have worn down your fingertips to the bone. And then on the way home you get Burger King and stop by Best Buy to purchase a new keyboard because the old one is covered in blood and it freaks everyone out.
62: You fingers start to bleed, and one of your parents walks in and starts freaking out, and you go to the hospital, and the doctor starts freaking out, and you are rushed to the emergency room because you have played so much that you have worn down your fingertips to the bone. And then on the way home you get Burger King and stop by Best Buy to purchase a new keyboard because the old one is covered in blood and it freaks everyone out.
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Jewpin wins the thread. If I were a mod I would lock this now. Nothing can beat that
I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.
71. If you came bursting through the chapel doors 28 minutes late to your Grandma's funeral because you just had to full combo Uber Rave. Upon doing so, you interrupted one of the most beautiful eulogies every written, thus causing a chain reaction of disgust, angering everyone of your relatives. A few months later, during Christmas, you receive no presents because of your actions at your Grandma's Funeral. Thus, you sink into a great depression. You begin to write poetry, and recite it at local Coffee Shops. It is there that you meet your future spouse who happens to play the bongos. Flash to a decade later, you now have a family consisting of two children, a dog, and your spouse. You live in a quiet middle class L.A. suburb. One day, while on a family outting to the City Park, you are sideswiped on the right by a large SUV, leaving you the only survivor, minus one leg. While in the hospital you begin reading physics books, where you come upon an equation that proves that time does not exist, thus making time travel possible. You come up with your theory "Lost Time" which is abnormalities in the flow of time over billions of years. Using this "Lost Time", you are able to travel back in time to a few minutes before coming upon the interesection in which you the fatal car crash that claimed your family accured. You see your past self and your family approach the intersection. You also see the SUV barreling down the perpendicular street. You jump out into the middle of the street in hopes of stopping the SUV, unfortunately for you, the driver didnt notice you in time, smashing into you and throwing your lifeless body a few dozen yards away. The crashing sound startles the dirver of the SUV and instinct kicks in....they swerve...right into the car that contains your family and your past self. And thus, you witness the birth of an endless cycle of sarrow just before you die....
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