if u, like in that commercial, finally reached the end of the internet and are totally bored and happen to be sitting in front of a computer, try this:
1) take a massager (or any small vibrating object) and put it on ur head, then turn it on. look at ur monitor and the screen will do weird things (only works for old CRT monitors. flat panels (and i think flat screen CRTs) are somehow immune to this trick)
2) click and hold the scroll up button on any web page that is bg enuf to have a scroll button. while holding that button down, press the down arrow on ur keyboard. best on faster comps
3) same as 2 only use the page down key and click in the gray area above the scroll bar
4) this is when you're REALLY bored. closed all but one window. now, hold down alt and press (in this order) SpaceBar, N, Tab over and over. it's useful if ur at school and a teacher is trying to close ur IE windows where you're playing FFR and u cant use the mouse
please, reply with any suggestions of ur own and reactions to things here that u've tried.
1) take a massager (or any small vibrating object) and put it on ur head, then turn it on. look at ur monitor and the screen will do weird things (only works for old CRT monitors. flat panels (and i think flat screen CRTs) are somehow immune to this trick)
2) click and hold the scroll up button on any web page that is bg enuf to have a scroll button. while holding that button down, press the down arrow on ur keyboard. best on faster comps
3) same as 2 only use the page down key and click in the gray area above the scroll bar
4) this is when you're REALLY bored. closed all but one window. now, hold down alt and press (in this order) SpaceBar, N, Tab over and over. it's useful if ur at school and a teacher is trying to close ur IE windows where you're playing FFR and u cant use the mouse
please, reply with any suggestions of ur own and reactions to things here that u've tried.






) and mr. maldonado would catch me, and he'd take control of the computer and go to click the X. most kids would at this point furiously move the mouse away from the X, but would fail. i, however, thru my extensive keyboard shortcut knowledge, was able to defeat maldonado. i kept minimizing and maximizing the window and he gave up. stuff like #4 coulda help to confuse and detsroy (intentional spelling) him
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