French chef kommisar was walking across a bridge one day and encountered a fairy at the end. The fairy challenged kommisar to a sword fight, and if kommisar lost the fairy would turn him into a bowl of rice. The fairy introduced himself "I'm yaboy the legendary fairy of swords" he said and continued on "You kommisar, have killed my father by cooking a blue waffle for breakfast" every time a blue waffle is made a fairy dies (it so happened to be yaboy’s dad this time). Yaboy knows kommisar killed his dad because all fairies are omniscient, and immediately sought out to destroy kommisar. "Kommisar, you killed my father with your stinky putrid supernatural blue waffle, how dare you!??!!" "I was hungry, and felt like today would be a good day to make blue waffles." said kommisar. Yaboy swung his sword and missed. Kommisar jumped to the side and skewered the fairy. Kommisar having killed yaboy decided to keep his dead body in his backpack, possibly to be used later in a fairy recipe. "Well that was just unrealistically easy" he said aloud, continuing onward.
Kommisar traveled through a bushy forest and came out to a vast canyon with strong vortexes of wind and large canyon monsters that ate anything. Kommisar had to travel through all the dangerous stuff and make his way to the king where he would cook his ultimate gigahamburger of everlasting satisfaction for the king. It was a job kommisar could not refuse, for it paid very well! Strategizing a way to get through the canyon safely he decided too create a flying tree car out of the forest he passed through earlier. For kommisar chopping down trees and carving them takes only seconds because he is not only an incredible French chef but a lumberjack master and a scientist! He could make the tree car in a few minutes but needed a way to make it fly. "AHA! I'll use the wings of that fairy I killed earlier today to make it fly!" Fairy's wings can support any weight when in flight. Apparently fairies are the ones that lift up airplanes and make them fly across the sky. They are invisible to mere humans, but kommisar being a scientist had replaced his eyes with that of a special dragon’s eyes that could see fairies. "It is done!" Exclaimed our French chef hero. Getting into his flying tree car kommisar flew across the canyon and landed safely on the other side.
"It's getting a bit dark" said kommisar as he walked through a strange mystical land. "Wait- now it's bright as day- no night- no day" Something weird had been going on here. "Who walks through MY land!?" a booming voice from the deep exclaimed. "I kommisar French chef from the land of Canada." …A pause for a few seconds… "This land is mine and you may not pass... unless you can answer this riddle: You go in through one hole, you come out through three holes. Once you're inside you're ready to go outside, but once you're outside you're still inside. What is it?" Kommisar had to think for a second. "Well clearly the answer must be a sweater! It only makes sense. You go in the bottom hole and come out the arms and head as the other 3 holes." The shifting darkness and light evened out, and a path through the mysterious land showed kommisar the way through.
Kommisar came to an open field with a strangely out of place hot spa in it. In the spa was a beautiful young lady with brown hair the cutest little nose ever, and big boobs. Kommisar felt it would be nice to chill in the hot spring after traveling for the past few hours, he stripped to his underwear and jumped in making sure to megasplash the lady. "aaaaaaaah, that's what i needed" kommisar started the conversation. "hehehe you splashed me all hardcore, what's your name?" "I am French chef kommisar of the land of Canada!" "tehehe I like you, I think I'm going to EAT YOU!" The lady transformed into a 15 foot tall troll and kommisar jumped out of the spring and pulled out his butcher knife. "Come at me bro" "RAAAWWWR I'MA EAT YOU AND THEN I'M DONE I'M GONNA THROW YOU UP AND EAT YOU AGAIN" The troll came towards kommisar very slowly. "You can't be serious, you'll never catch me going that slowly." Kommisar just kind of walked away all casual like. "I don't wanna deal with this." Kommisar left the field with the spring thinking someone else will deal with the troll.
"Ah, I think I remember some mention of a hill just before reaching the kings castle, this must be it!" Kommisar began to walk up the hill and as it became more foggy kommisar was certain that the castle would be at the top. The more he climbed, the more the fog cleared, and a wide building appeared in the distance. "Wow the kings castle is massive!" Kommisar approached the draw bridge. "Halt, who goes there?" "I kommisar French chef of Canada goes there, I was summoned by the king" "You may enter." the draw bridge lowered and kommisar walked on in. An escort showed him the way to the kitchen and kommisar began to cook the hamburger. After finishing it, a servant put the burger on a serving tray and both the servant and chef went to the king. "Ah Kommisar, I king IcyWorld have called you here to be my chef, the quality of this hamburger will determine your fate as the king’s chef." IcyWorld picked up the hamburger from the serving tray and took a bite. "MMmm this- this- this hamburger! It is delicious, the best I have ever eaten. Kommisar, you are my new chef no doubt. Name any price and you have the job." Kommisar being a not too greedy guy from Canada said: "30 pounds of gold a week." "30 pounds of gold? That's practically enough to buy a small house haha, you may have as you wish."
Kommisar traveled through a bushy forest and came out to a vast canyon with strong vortexes of wind and large canyon monsters that ate anything. Kommisar had to travel through all the dangerous stuff and make his way to the king where he would cook his ultimate gigahamburger of everlasting satisfaction for the king. It was a job kommisar could not refuse, for it paid very well! Strategizing a way to get through the canyon safely he decided too create a flying tree car out of the forest he passed through earlier. For kommisar chopping down trees and carving them takes only seconds because he is not only an incredible French chef but a lumberjack master and a scientist! He could make the tree car in a few minutes but needed a way to make it fly. "AHA! I'll use the wings of that fairy I killed earlier today to make it fly!" Fairy's wings can support any weight when in flight. Apparently fairies are the ones that lift up airplanes and make them fly across the sky. They are invisible to mere humans, but kommisar being a scientist had replaced his eyes with that of a special dragon’s eyes that could see fairies. "It is done!" Exclaimed our French chef hero. Getting into his flying tree car kommisar flew across the canyon and landed safely on the other side.
"It's getting a bit dark" said kommisar as he walked through a strange mystical land. "Wait- now it's bright as day- no night- no day" Something weird had been going on here. "Who walks through MY land!?" a booming voice from the deep exclaimed. "I kommisar French chef from the land of Canada." …A pause for a few seconds… "This land is mine and you may not pass... unless you can answer this riddle: You go in through one hole, you come out through three holes. Once you're inside you're ready to go outside, but once you're outside you're still inside. What is it?" Kommisar had to think for a second. "Well clearly the answer must be a sweater! It only makes sense. You go in the bottom hole and come out the arms and head as the other 3 holes." The shifting darkness and light evened out, and a path through the mysterious land showed kommisar the way through.
Kommisar came to an open field with a strangely out of place hot spa in it. In the spa was a beautiful young lady with brown hair the cutest little nose ever, and big boobs. Kommisar felt it would be nice to chill in the hot spring after traveling for the past few hours, he stripped to his underwear and jumped in making sure to megasplash the lady. "aaaaaaaah, that's what i needed" kommisar started the conversation. "hehehe you splashed me all hardcore, what's your name?" "I am French chef kommisar of the land of Canada!" "tehehe I like you, I think I'm going to EAT YOU!" The lady transformed into a 15 foot tall troll and kommisar jumped out of the spring and pulled out his butcher knife. "Come at me bro" "RAAAWWWR I'MA EAT YOU AND THEN I'M DONE I'M GONNA THROW YOU UP AND EAT YOU AGAIN" The troll came towards kommisar very slowly. "You can't be serious, you'll never catch me going that slowly." Kommisar just kind of walked away all casual like. "I don't wanna deal with this." Kommisar left the field with the spring thinking someone else will deal with the troll.
"Ah, I think I remember some mention of a hill just before reaching the kings castle, this must be it!" Kommisar began to walk up the hill and as it became more foggy kommisar was certain that the castle would be at the top. The more he climbed, the more the fog cleared, and a wide building appeared in the distance. "Wow the kings castle is massive!" Kommisar approached the draw bridge. "Halt, who goes there?" "I kommisar French chef of Canada goes there, I was summoned by the king" "You may enter." the draw bridge lowered and kommisar walked on in. An escort showed him the way to the kitchen and kommisar began to cook the hamburger. After finishing it, a servant put the burger on a serving tray and both the servant and chef went to the king. "Ah Kommisar, I king IcyWorld have called you here to be my chef, the quality of this hamburger will determine your fate as the king’s chef." IcyWorld picked up the hamburger from the serving tray and took a bite. "MMmm this- this- this hamburger! It is delicious, the best I have ever eaten. Kommisar, you are my new chef no doubt. Name any price and you have the job." Kommisar being a not too greedy guy from Canada said: "30 pounds of gold a week." "30 pounds of gold? That's practically enough to buy a small house haha, you may have as you wish."
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