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  • midnghtraver
    Icarus Moth
    FFR Music Producer
    • Jan 2006
    • 2064

    #1

    Poem about a fat chick.

    I can tell by the look in your eyes,
    The sadness, loneliness, lie for a lie,
    And I can see that your not too surprised,
    You think god has left you, to wither and die
    You cry,

    But he wont even answer your prayers,
    Your stuck with your problems and all of your fears,
    You worry, you keep telling yourself, "who should care?"
    But you do, stop playing yourself, it isn't fair,
    You dare?

    Just take one look at yourself,
    The doctors told you about your health,
    You act like you don't even notice,
    You pretend like you don't even know this,
    Show this,

    Pray to god that you get your life back,
    Pray to god you get your life back on track,
    Pray to god your life starts gettin' easier,
    And that your burgers is gettin' cheesier! <-- writers block.

    Ignore the last section.
  • virus003
    FFR Veteran
    • Feb 2008
    • 1822

    #2
    Re: Poem about a fat chick.

    This poem really made me ****ing hungry.

    Originally posted by XUioX
    too hard and too long.. the rest of it was easy though.
    Originally posted by roundb0x
    i still have photos of my dad dickfeeding me when i was like 5
    Originally posted by who_cares973
    stop back seat modding its annoying

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    • midnghtraver
      Icarus Moth
      FFR Music Producer
      • Jan 2006
      • 2064

      #3
      Re: Poem about a fat chick.

      Originally posted by virus003
      This poem really made me ****ing hungry.
      Last line gets ya all the time.

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      • Cold Kitten
        i love (purple things)
        • May 2009
        • 1341

        #4
        Re: Poem about a fat chick.

        Lol, that last line. xD


        Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
        it's like putting training wheels on gutterguards covered in styrofoam made of bubblewrap with a velcro fanny pack inside a condom

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        • Johnherpes
          Banned
          • Jun 2011
          • 4

          #5
          Poem about a fat chick

          If the english literature has the writings of shakespear which are Romeio & Juliet, The tempest and other... What about the african literature, what are the stories that are what we can say "legendary" like the stories of shakespear.... If u dont know what Im saying just tell me...

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          • Spooler
            FFR Player
            • Jun 2008
            • 8

            #6
            Re: Poem about a fat chick.

            gotta love fat hopeless women

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            • Eeumi
              FFR Veteran
              • Mar 2009
              • 170

              #7
              Re: Poem about a fat chick.

              You can almost take it srsly until the last line LOL
              A woman without her man is nothing.
              A woman, without her, man is nothing. That's called punctuation people, so use it.

              AAA's-17 (public)
              FC's-176 (public)

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              • Squares, the Cube
                Companion Cube
                • Aug 2008
                • 69

                #8
                Re: Poem about a fat chick.

                LOL, the last line gets everyone.

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                • All_That_Chaz
                  Supreme Dictator For Life
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 5874

                  #9
                  Re: Poem about a fat chick.

                  She'll Have Another Piece Of Pie
                  She'll Have A Double Reuben Rye
                  She Kicks Hard At Eating Well
                  That's Why I Love Her

                  She's Got A Couple Of Pony Kegs
                  Her Arms Are Bigger Than My Legs
                  And When She Holds Me I Can't Breathe
                  That's Why I Love Her

                  I'm Her Butter She' My Bread
                  She's Like A Mobile Waterbed
                  And When I Got On Top Of Her
                  I Can't Touch The Mattress

                  And When Her Flesh Begins To Sag
                  She's Like A Human Sleeping Bag
                  I Feel So Cozy Safe And Warm
                  She's My Insulation

                  I Always Know Where She Sat
                  And When She's On Me I Get Flat
                  Some Broken Ribs A Punctured Gut
                  That's Why I Love Her

                  She's My Phillie I'm Her Stud
                  Her Bean Is Bigger Than My Pud
                  It's Like Feeding A Tic-Tac To A Whale
                  That's Why I Love Her

                  NoFX - Hotdog in a Hallway
                  Back to "Back to Earth"
                  Originally posted by FoJaR
                  dammit chaz
                  Originally posted by FoJaR
                  god dammit chaz
                  Originally posted by MalReynolds
                  I bet when you live in a glass house, the temptation to throw stones is magnified strictly because you're not supposed to.

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                  • Xx{Midnight}xX
                    FFR Player
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 8548

                    #10
                    Re: Poem about a fat chick.

                    I will admit I laughed.

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                    • MarioNintendo
                      Expect delays.
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      FFR Music Producer
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 4177

                      #11
                      Re: Poem about a fat chick.

                      Your very good

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                      • Emithith
                        FFR Player
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 1784

                        #12
                        Re: Poem about a fat chick.

                        Am I the only one who can't read this without thinking it as a rap? :O I don't even like rap, but just sayin'..

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                        • MrMagic5239
                          FFR Veteran
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 4096

                          #13
                          Re: Poem about a fat chick.

                          It does sound very rap like and chaz just owned it lmao
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                          • LanJiao
                            Banned
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 3

                            #14
                            Re: Poem about a fat chick.

                            pretty whack poem if you ask me

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                            • irionman
                              FFR Veteran
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 1196

                              #15
                              Re: Poem about a fat chick.

                              Chaz got me laughin. Nice one right before work.
                              smittyicecream 3:36 pm
                              yo this pot i just got smells like straight up doo doo (good doo doo), a pungeant strong smell




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