I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

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  • GG_Guru
    Let em' do what they want
    • Mar 2006
    • 3219

    #1

    I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

    True story.

    So I'm just laying on the couch watching a movie on BET called Deep Blue Sea thinking about where I'm going to take my girl out to this Sunday, just zoning out and stuff, when I hear someone knocking at my door right. Curious to see who it was I peeped through the hole and saw a lady standing there. I opened the door and poked my head through because at the time I was wearing nothing but boxers. (It's hot as hell in my house, we cranked the heat to 90 degrees but don't ask why I know I'm weird and it's freaking cold outside and, yea) so anyway, she tells me we're next door neighbors. (That explains why there's a chick imploring at my doorway at 9:00 at night?) She says her sister had just got done with surgery and tells me a story about how they forgot to pay me for the last time I mowed their lawn (I ran a super lawn mowing business during the summer) and she was wondering if I could shovel her front yard tomorrow because it's supposed to snow like 12 inches overnight. The lady pulls out a 20 dollar bill. Jackpot.


    So the deal is made and I'm planning on waking up early in the morning to get the job done asap. But see, the funny thing is, I don't have a shovel right, so I set out on a quest to finding one and ended up getting a free one from one of my neighbors that lived down the block from me. I felt kinda bad because I didn't have nothing to give in return, except the 20 in my pocket. Soooooo, out of the kindness of my heart, I offered to shovel their snow free of charge. (I didn't want the shovel but what could I do?) I think it's fair. Oh plus I'm supposed to get my paycheck tomorrow so that's something worth looking forward to as well.
  • alexdestructions
    FFR Player
    • Sep 2007
    • 1757

    #2
    Re: I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

    Originally posted by GG_Guru
    The lady pulls out a 20 dollar bill. Jackpot.
    /thread

    good job getting 20 dollars i guess lol
    Last edited by alexdestructions; 12-18-2009, 08:03 PM.
    Originally posted by who_cares973
    playing with your cock is anything but easy. its really hard to keep a hard-on because of what you're doing. when i was playing with my penis i had to keep a porn video playing on the side so i could maintain a decent erection throughout the song.
    Originally posted by xferrarix
    actually i go under 1.2 million dollar funding to figure out whos bs in stepmania. i analyze the score using super bs technology along with buying thousand dollar cameras to understand bsing methods further. but thanks you were close!

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    • Superfreak04
      D7 Elite Keymasher
      • Jan 2007
      • 2407

      #3
      Re: I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

      Nice.

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      • Quigly
        nah
        • Jan 2008
        • 3506

        #4
        Re: I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

        Now go buy some heroine you crazy Ethiopian.
        nah

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        • Gun92
          The Paragon of Perfection
          • Aug 2006
          • 4826

          #5
          Re: I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

          Good job.

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          • rajdaddy
            FFR Veteran
            • Jun 2008
            • 313

            #6
            Re: I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

            Whats the moral of the story?
            "That's the beauty of music.
            They can't get that from you...
            Haven't you ever felt that way about music?
            Here's where it makes the most sense:
            You need it so you don't forget.
            Forget that...
            there are places in this world that aren't made out of stone,
            that there's something inside...
            that they can't get to,
            that they can't touch,
            that's yours"-Andy Dufrense

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            • DotKritic
              Forum User
              • Jun 2009
              • 2974

              #7
              Re: I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

              She'll take it back after the storm has passed with all but 2 inches fallen.

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              • rsr2
                Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl
                • Oct 2004
                • 1384

                #8
                Re: I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

                Can I have the $20?
                Originally posted by MrGiggles
                "You shouldn't believe what everyone says about me. I took a shower with my cousin, once. And I have racist thoughts."

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                • fido123
                  FFR Player
                  • Sep 2005
                  • 4245

                  #9
                  Re: I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

                  Originally posted by GG_Guru
                  So I'm just laying on the couch watching a movie on BET
                  Is this how endeavours of all black people begin? Also lol BET

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                  • NFD
                    FFR Player
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 4715

                    #10
                    Re: I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

                    Okay

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                    • Kagome
                      Pop'n Music.
                      • May 2003
                      • 1314

                      #11
                      Re: I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

                      Cool story bro.

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                      • NFD
                        FFR Player
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 4715

                        #12
                        Re: I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

                        Originally posted by GG_Guru
                        I felt kinda bad because I didn't have ANYTHING to give in return
                        So yeah.

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                        • virus003
                          FFR Veteran
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 1822

                          #13
                          Re: I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

                          Tell me Guru
                          How much do you get paid?
                          How much?

                          Originally posted by XUioX
                          too hard and too long.. the rest of it was easy though.
                          Originally posted by roundb0x
                          i still have photos of my dad dickfeeding me when i was like 5
                          Originally posted by who_cares973
                          stop back seat modding its annoying

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                          • -zeroSKILL-
                            Fuc Da Police
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 1860

                            #14
                            Re: I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

                            wait, so $20 still means something to teenagers? ?_?

                            $20's became worthless in California when I was like 16 >_>. Too fukking expensive out here damn it.
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                            Originally posted by duddychuck@yahoo.com
                            God is a ******. Go away Jesus freak and read the bible --->

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                            • virus003
                              FFR Veteran
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 1822

                              #15
                              Re: I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

                              Yeah Zero you said it. I'm surprised the dollar is even valid in California.

                              Originally posted by XUioX
                              too hard and too long.. the rest of it was easy though.
                              Originally posted by roundb0x
                              i still have photos of my dad dickfeeding me when i was like 5
                              Originally posted by who_cares973
                              stop back seat modding its annoying

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