I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

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  • #1
    Let em' do what they want
    GG_Guru
    • Mar 2006
    • 3219

    I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

    True story.

    So I'm just laying on the couch watching a movie on BET called Deep Blue Sea thinking about where I'm going to take my girl out to this Sunday, just zoning out and stuff, when I hear someone knocking at my door right. Curious to see who it was I peeped through the hole and saw a lady standing there. I opened the door and poked my head through because at the time I was wearing nothing but boxers. (It's hot as hell in my house, we cranked the heat to 90 degrees but don't ask why I know I'm weird and it's freaking cold outside and, yea) so anyway, she tells me we're next door neighbors. (That explains why there's a chick imploring at my doorway at 9:00 at night?) She says her sister had just got done with surgery and tells me a story about how they forgot to pay me for the last time I mowed their lawn (I ran a super lawn mowing business during the summer) and she was wondering if I could shovel her front yard tomorrow because it's supposed to snow like 12 inches overnight. The lady pulls out a 20 dollar bill. Jackpot.


    So the deal is made and I'm planning on waking up early in the morning to get the job done asap. But see, the funny thing is, I don't have a shovel right, so I set out on a quest to finding one and ended up getting a free one from one of my neighbors that lived down the block from me. I felt kinda bad because I didn't have nothing to give in return, except the 20 in my pocket. Soooooo, out of the kindness of my heart, I offered to shovel their snow free of charge. (I didn't want the shovel but what could I do?) I think it's fair. Oh plus I'm supposed to get my paycheck tomorrow so that's something worth looking forward to as well.
  • #2
    FFR Player
    alexdestructions
    • Sep 2007
    • 1757

    Re: I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

    Originally posted by GG_Guru
    The lady pulls out a 20 dollar bill. Jackpot.
    /thread

    good job getting 20 dollars i guess lol
    Last edited by alexdestructions; 12-18-2009, 09:03 PM.
    Originally posted by who_cares973
    playing with your cock is anything but easy. its really hard to keep a hard-on because of what you're doing. when i was playing with my penis i had to keep a porn video playing on the side so i could maintain a decent erection throughout the song.
    Originally posted by xferrarix
    actually i go under 1.2 million dollar funding to figure out whos bs in stepmania. i analyze the score using super bs technology along with buying thousand dollar cameras to understand bsing methods further. but thanks you were close!

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    • #3
      D7 Elite Keymasher
      Superfreak04
      • Jan 2007
      • 2407

      Re: I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

      Nice.

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      • #4
        nah
        Quigly
        • Jan 2008
        • 3506

        Re: I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

        Now go buy some heroine you crazy Ethiopian.
        nah

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        • #5
          The Paragon of Perfection
          Gun92
          • Aug 2006
          • 4842

          Re: I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

          Good job.

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          • #6
            FFR Veteran
            rajdaddy
            • Jun 2008
            • 313

            Re: I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

            Whats the moral of the story?
            "That's the beauty of music.
            They can't get that from you...
            Haven't you ever felt that way about music?
            Here's where it makes the most sense:
            You need it so you don't forget.
            Forget that...
            there are places in this world that aren't made out of stone,
            that there's something inside...
            that they can't get to,
            that they can't touch,
            that's yours"-Andy Dufrense

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            • #7
              Forum User
              DotKritic
              • Jun 2009
              • 2974

              Re: I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

              She'll take it back after the storm has passed with all but 2 inches fallen.

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              • #8
                Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl
                rsr2
                • Oct 2004
                • 1388

                Re: I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

                Can I have the $20?
                Originally posted by MrGiggles
                "You shouldn't believe what everyone says about me. I took a shower with my cousin, once. And I have racist thoughts."

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                • #9
                  FFR Player
                  fido123
                  • Sep 2005
                  • 4245

                  Re: I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

                  Originally posted by GG_Guru
                  So I'm just laying on the couch watching a movie on BET
                  Is this how endeavours of all black people begin? Also lol BET

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                  • #10
                    FFR Player
                    NFD
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 4715

                    Re: I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

                    Okay

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                    • #11
                      Pop'n Music.
                      Kagome
                      • May 2003
                      • 1314

                      Re: I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

                      Cool story bro.

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                      • #12
                        FFR Player
                        NFD
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 4715

                        Re: I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

                        Originally posted by GG_Guru
                        I felt kinda bad because I didn't have ANYTHING to give in return
                        So yeah.

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                        • #13
                          FFR Veteran
                          virus003
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 1822

                          Re: I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

                          Tell me Guru
                          How much do you get paid?
                          How much?

                          Originally posted by XUioX
                          too hard and too long.. the rest of it was easy though.
                          Originally posted by roundb0x
                          i still have photos of my dad dickfeeding me when i was like 5
                          Originally posted by who_cares973
                          stop back seat modding its annoying

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                          • #14
                            Fuc Da Police
                            -zeroSKILL-
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 1860

                            Re: I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

                            wait, so $20 still means something to teenagers? ?_?

                            $20's became worthless in California when I was like 16 >_>. Too fukking expensive out here damn it.
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                            Originally posted by duddychuck@yahoo.com
                            God is a ******. Go away Jesus freak and read the bible --->

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                            • #15
                              FFR Veteran
                              virus003
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 1822

                              Re: I just got 20 bucks for doing absolutely NOTHING...yet.

                              Yeah Zero you said it. I'm surprised the dollar is even valid in California.

                              Originally posted by XUioX
                              too hard and too long.. the rest of it was easy though.
                              Originally posted by roundb0x
                              i still have photos of my dad dickfeeding me when i was like 5
                              Originally posted by who_cares973
                              stop back seat modding its annoying

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