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  • richyrich55
    Wait... what?
    • Feb 2005
    • 1262
    #1

    Wtf trying to go out with a chick.

    Seriously, I go on this site that I use and this new chick pops up in my city. So we get to talking, and a couple days after I see that she has her status on the site listed as Not Single/Not Looking. I ask her about it and she says she kinda found someone. And I'm like, "Someone else right?" She's like, "Yea."


    Then the f*cking bitch asks me if I want to be friends.


    FML.
    Originally Posted by Afrobean
    Come on, guys, this isn't rocket surgery
    Originally Posted by MrRubix
    I may be an ass, but I'm usually a very correct ass.
    Originally Posted by rushyrulz
    I'm like, totally in love with like, Justin like Bieber. I like don't just like, like him.. I like, like like him. Like totally.
    R.I.P. Jellygod
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    • foilman8805
      smoke wheat hail satin
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Sep 2006
      • 5704
      #2
      Re: Wtf trying to go out with a chick.

      this is the most hilariously pitiful thing i've read in awhile

      lmfao

      so what site are we talkin about here? teenharmony.com?

      also this is way more of a MLIA situation btw definitely not FML
      Last edited by foilman8805; 11-11-2009, 07:20 PM.

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        • richyrich55
          Wait... what?
          • Feb 2005
          • 1262
          #3
          Re: Wtf trying to go out with a chick.

          POF = Plenty of Fish

          or

          Plenty Of Fools.
          Originally Posted by Afrobean
          Come on, guys, this isn't rocket surgery
          Originally Posted by MrRubix
          I may be an ass, but I'm usually a very correct ass.
          Originally Posted by rushyrulz
          I'm like, totally in love with like, Justin like Bieber. I like don't just like, like him.. I like, like like him. Like totally.
          R.I.P. Jellygod

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            • foilman8805
              smoke wheat hail satin
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Sep 2006
              • 5704
              #4
              Re: Wtf trying to go out with a chick.

              hahahaha you're 18 man why the **** are you trying to snag women from an online dating site

              get out and rep your game son
              Last edited by foilman8805; 11-11-2009, 07:26 PM.

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                • ananana
                  FFR Player
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 632
                  #5
                  Re: Wtf trying to go out with a chick.

                  Yeah, you're way too young to need to be looking for someone on a dating website.

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                    • richyrich55
                      Wait... what?
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 1262
                      #6
                      Re: Wtf trying to go out with a chick.

                      I don't have game. Afaik.
                      Originally Posted by Afrobean
                      Come on, guys, this isn't rocket surgery
                      Originally Posted by MrRubix
                      I may be an ass, but I'm usually a very correct ass.
                      Originally Posted by rushyrulz
                      I'm like, totally in love with like, Justin like Bieber. I like don't just like, like him.. I like, like like him. Like totally.
                      R.I.P. Jellygod

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                        • Kibblre
                          Caelondia Represent
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 1984
                          #7
                          Re: Wtf trying to go out with a chick.

                          Uh...what? Dating website? Lame. Just turn on your black taco charm and get all the senoritas.
                          Какой идиот придумал Бутерброд с дикобраза? Он хулиган и бездельник.

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                            • Jokee
                              FFR Player
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 161
                              #8
                              Re: Wtf trying to go out with a chick.

                              Your fault. Enjoy the friend zone.

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                                • Chasing leprechauns
                                  FFR Player
                                  • Nov 2009
                                  • 17
                                  #9
                                  Re: Wtf trying to go out with a chick.

                                  Just be yourself. If all else fails....Well there are always prostitutes. They can be your girlfriend as long as you want. j/k P.S. Word of advice: be safe, wear protection.
                                  Leprechaun chaser
                                  Be safe. Wear protection

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                                    • A2P
                                      FFR Veteran
                                      • Apr 2009
                                      • 3127
                                      #10
                                      Re: Wtf trying to go out with a chick.

                                      Originally posted by KgZ
                                      girls love confidence

                                      next time instead of trying to talk to the girl acting like a sketchball just whip your dick and stick it in her mouth; dont even say anything

                                      she might resist at first bull she'll come around eventually
                                      yea man. i did this downtown the other day. bitch was muffling but I kept grinding at it

                                      were now dating. only thing is she can only visit the prison once a week >_<

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                                        • A2P
                                          FFR Veteran
                                          • Apr 2009
                                          • 3127
                                          #11
                                          Re: Wtf trying to go out with a chick.

                                          UGH. Dumb broad needs to stop hogging all the air anyways. I feel ya bro

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                                            • Vanilla Mnm
                                              cavs
                                              • Dec 2007
                                              • 3258
                                              #12
                                              Re: Wtf trying to go out with a chick.

                                              Originally posted by foilman8805
                                              this is the most hilariously pitiful thing i've read in awhile

                                              lmfao

                                              so what site are we talkin about here? teenharmony.com?

                                              also this is way more of a MLIA situation btw definitely not FML
                                              runescape.com
                                              lulz

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                                                • One Winged Angel
                                                  Anime Avatars ( ◜◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯
                                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                                  • Mar 2007
                                                  • 10837
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Wtf trying to go out with a chick.

                                                  you guys are dumb

                                                  I get my bitches to undergo underwater breathing exercises twice a week

                                                  no complaining about 'lack of air' from my hoes

                                                  deepthroatin' all day and all night long~


                                                  Originally posted by ilikexd
                                                  i want to be cucked by cirno

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                                                    • Chasing leprechauns
                                                      FFR Player
                                                      • Nov 2009
                                                      • 17
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Wtf trying to go out with a chick.

                                                      Drowning girls to get them to do things doesn't count.
                                                      Leprechaun chaser
                                                      Be safe. Wear protection

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                                                        • One Winged Angel
                                                          Anime Avatars ( ◜◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯
                                                          FFR Simfile Author
                                                          • Mar 2007
                                                          • 10837
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Wtf trying to go out with a chick.

                                                          but it still feels just as good


                                                          Originally posted by ilikexd
                                                          i want to be cucked by cirno

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