Two Haikus Written in Linear Algebra Class

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  • dore
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    #1

    Two Haikus Written in Linear Algebra Class

    Like chalk on a blackboard,
    We write our names on the trees:
    History remembers?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IREnpHco9mw
  • dore
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    #2
    Re: Two Haikus Written in Linear Algebra Class

    The only goddamn
    Mother****ing bull**** is
    We're superior.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IREnpHco9mw

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    • LinkTheHoT
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      • Nov 2005
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      #3
      Re: Two Haikus Written in Linear Algebra Class

      Wait lol, the first on isn't a haiku (6 7 6?)

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      • dore
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        #4
        Re: Two Haikus Written in Linear Algebra Class

        haikus don't have to be 5/7/5 unless you're in middle school; besides, you'd naturally de-emphasize "on a" into one syllable and "history" into two so natural speaking patterns make it 5ish/7/5ish
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IREnpHco9mw

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        • devonin
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          #5
          Re: Two Haikus Written in Linear Algebra Class

          haikus don't have to be 5/7/5 unless you're in middle school
          If, by middle school you mean "writing actual haiku"

          That's like saying "Iambic Pentameter doesn't have to have 5 beats" If it didn't have five beats, it wouldn't be pentameter.

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          • dore
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            #6
            Re: Two Haikus Written in Linear Algebra Class

            Real haikus are not equivalent to 5/7/5 in English syllables so I don't see why it matters. I mean generally English haiku is shorter than 5/7/5 (like 3/5/3 or 4/6/4) but I decided to go longer. If I were to write a traditional Japanese haiku, then I'd learn Japanese, because you can't do it in English. But I'm writing free-form English haikus which don't have the same strict standards (just suggestions).

            if I had titled it "Two Short Poems" instead of "Two Haikus" then anybody who read them would've said "oh look haikus" anyway
            Last edited by dore; 10-10-2009, 07:14 AM.
            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IREnpHco9mw

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            • bluguerrilla
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              #7
              Re: Two Haikus Written in Linear Algebra Class

              bracket one bracket
              bracket eleven bracket
              bracket two bracket

              DERP!

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              • dore
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                #8
                Re: Two Haikus Written in Linear Algebra Class



                since I'm not a cool kid and don't have access to Maple in my bed
                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IREnpHco9mw

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                • bluguerrilla
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                  #9
                  Re: Two Haikus Written in Linear Algebra Class

                  Maple sucks your ass
                  Mathematica or bust
                  You freaking nublet

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                  • dore
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                    #10
                    Re: Two Haikus Written in Linear Algebra Class

                    I only need two
                    more math classes to get my
                    minor, so suck it.
                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IREnpHco9mw

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                    • dore
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                      #11
                      Re: Two Haikus Written in Linear Algebra Class

                      Maple is free and
                      available in our school's
                      computer labs, k?
                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IREnpHco9mw

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                      • dore
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                        #12
                        Re: Two Haikus Written in Linear Algebra Class

                        I use my
                        TI-89
                        for most math.
                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IREnpHco9mw

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                        • FictionJunction
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                          #13
                          Re: Two Haikus Written in Linear Algebra Class

                          but, haikus don't work in any romance or germanic language. =|
                          Originally posted by j-rodd123
                          wow

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                          • MrRubix
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                            #14
                            Re: Two Haikus Written in Linear Algebra Class

                            To dore

                            Haiku: One format
                            Five seven five is correct
                            Baka na hito
                            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0es0Mip1jWY

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                            • MrRubix
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                              #15
                              Re: Two Haikus Written in Linear Algebra Class

                              Japanese haikus aren't necessarily "syllabic" (but generally are) because certain vowels and consonants (any vowel or "n" for instance) are considered their own sounds (listen to any freaking Japanese song). You'll notice in music how certain sounds are broken apart into their "on"s all over the place.

                              If you're making a haiku in English, 5-7-5 is the correct format and there's really no argument otherwise, lol.



                              PS coming from someone who actually knows Japanese DOMINATED



                              Example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUeh71p3yJo

                              The VERY first line of this song: "Konya mo mata hakanai hoshi zora"
                              You'll notice "konya" sounds like "ko + n + ya" which in Japanese is considered three "on"s or three "syllables" in English equivalent. In regular speech though, you'd hear it spoken as "kon + ya," generally speaking, but it's still technically three separate sounds.
                              Last edited by MrRubix; 10-10-2009, 11:23 AM.
                              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0es0Mip1jWY

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