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  • alexdestructions
    FFR Player
    • Sep 2007
    • 1757

    #1

    7 year-old hijacks car to avoid going to church

    okay what the hell, this kid hijacks his dad's car to avoid church (actually a good driver though lmao)
    Last edited by alexdestructions; 07-31-2009, 04:25 PM.
    Originally posted by who_cares973
    playing with your cock is anything but easy. its really hard to keep a hard-on because of what you're doing. when i was playing with my penis i had to keep a porn video playing on the side so i could maintain a decent erection throughout the song.
    Originally posted by xferrarix
    actually i go under 1.2 million dollar funding to figure out whos bs in stepmania. i analyze the score using super bs technology along with buying thousand dollar cameras to understand bsing methods further. but thanks you were close!
  • Orench
    FFR Player
    • Jul 2009
    • 18

    #2
    Re: 7 year-old hijacks car to avoid going to church

    The kid is possessed by Satan.

    I lol'd when I watched the video.

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    • alexdestructions
      FFR Player
      • Sep 2007
      • 1757

      #3
      Re: 7 year-old hijacks car to avoid going to church

      probably next the kid would do it drunk
      Originally posted by who_cares973
      playing with your cock is anything but easy. its really hard to keep a hard-on because of what you're doing. when i was playing with my penis i had to keep a porn video playing on the side so i could maintain a decent erection throughout the song.
      Originally posted by xferrarix
      actually i go under 1.2 million dollar funding to figure out whos bs in stepmania. i analyze the score using super bs technology along with buying thousand dollar cameras to understand bsing methods further. but thanks you were close!

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      • super kid
        FFR Player
        • Nov 2006
        • 1359

        #4
        Re: 7 year-old hijacks car to avoid going to church

        lol ran a stop sign.
        Originally posted by KgZ
        next time instead of trying to talk to the girl acting like a sketchball just whip your dick and stick it in her mouth; dont even say anything

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        • who_cares973
          FFR Player
          • Aug 2006
          • 15407

          #5
          Re: 7 year-old hijacks car to avoid going to church

          Cool kids

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          • Xx{Midnight}xX
            FFR Player
            • Aug 2007
            • 8548

            #6
            Re: 7 year-old hijacks car to avoid going to church

            I salute this kid.

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            • Garquillex
              FFR Veteran
              • Oct 2005
              • 965

              #7
              Re: 7 year-old hijacks car to avoid going to church

              Drastic measures for drastic situations.

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              • darkshark
                Nothing.
                • Nov 2004
                • 4189

                #8
                Re: 7 year-old hijacks car to avoid going to church

                Gran Turismo really does pay off.

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                • Bluearrowll
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                  • Nov 2007
                  • 7376

                  #9
                  Re: 7 year-old hijacks car to avoid going to church

                  Haha this made Toronto's news too
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                  • remedy1502
                    remederpin
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 4884

                    #10
                    Re: 7 year-old hijacks car to avoid going to church

                    Dammit I was out playing tennis, I missed the news. But this is awesome. Kid (Y) =D

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                    • devonin
                      Very Grave Indeed
                      Event Staff
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 10120

                      #11
                      Re: 7 year-old hijacks car to avoid going to church

                      "We do know that his dad has ground him from one of his video games that involves operating a vehicle"

                      "Oh something like Grand Theft Auto?"

                      GOD DAMMIT NEWS MEDIA THERE ARE GAMES BESIDES GTA THAT HAVE CARS IN THEM

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                      • tha Guardians
                        MCDC 2011
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 1680

                        #12
                        Re: 7 year-old hijacks car to avoid going to church

                        Yeah, but you don't hijack cars in Cars the game.

                        Originally posted by sonic-fast-fingers
                        can someone clarrify what QFT means my friend told me its quit ****ing talking, but im not 100 percent sure

                        Originally posted by Synthlight
                        I need a car that drives itself completely automated and I want it for free and it needs infinite gas mileage.

                        Cheers,

                        Synthlight

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                        • tangomango
                          FFR Player
                          • May 2007
                          • 1134

                          #13
                          Re: 7 year-old hijacks car to avoid going to church

                          Haha, saw this on Yahoo, yesterday. The kid drives surprisingly well though.

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                          • cedolad
                            moonchild~
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 6879

                            #14
                            Re: 7 year-old hijacks car to avoid going to church

                            So I'm not the only one? Badass.

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                            • MooMoo_Cowfreak
                              Abraxas Hydroplane
                              • May 2006
                              • 1746

                              #15
                              Re: 7 year-old hijacks car to avoid going to church

                              Originally posted by tha Guardians
                              Yeah, but you don't hijack cars in Cars the game.
                              QFT

                              They say the don't let the kid ROUTINELY drive anything...

                              Also, I thought the deputy's name was Kunt Anderson, that came as a shock.
                              Originally posted by hi19hi19
                              dumps abstractly represent the song with arrows

                              post-dumps abstractly represent the existential nihilism that the song invokes in the listener with negative space, evoking the ephemeral nature of the mind - the journey of stepmania begins in hope yet soon becomes corroded into a dialectic of futility, leaving only a sense of dread and the unlikelihood of a new synthesis

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