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  • Artic_counter
    FFR Veteran
    • Jan 2007
    • 1002

    #1

    Chair kills boy by anal penetration

    Originally posted by Article
    A fourteen-year-old boy was killed after the chair he was sitting on exploded, propelling sharp chair parts into his rectum, causing extensive bleeding, which he succumbed to before medical attention could stem the flow.

    The accident occurred when the boy was alone, sitting on the chair (which was for PC use); he managed to overcome the pain and call his father, who summoned an ambulance, but it took an hour to get him to hospital, by which time it was too late for him.

    The chair in question was a standard gas cylinder type, where the height is regulated by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurised gas, and it was this which exploded, sending high velocity chair parts into the posterior of the unfortunate youth.

    In fact, it seems a spate of such incidents were reported at the hospital – 3 such injuries caused by exploding chairs were reported this month, perhaps indicating an influx of poorly manufactured chairs into the area. In 2007 a similar accident also propelled a 20cm part into the rear of a 68-year-old man, who suffered a severe 5cm wound; he survived.

    The illustrated chair shows the severity of such a cylinder malfunction.

    We do not hear where the chair parts in question were made, though of course with the accident occurring in China it is likely there that they were made.

    Three factors are implicated in such accidents:

    1. The gas in the cylinder is contaminated with gases other than nitrogen.
    2. The materials used in the cylinder are deficient, reducing the durability of the part.
    3. The cylinder is not completely airtight.

    Oil based hydraulic devices are said to be safer, but most such chairs on the market today use gas cylinders; naturally these tend to be made in China, where this accident occurred.

    The boy in question weighed 80kg (certainly a fair amount for a 14-year-old Asian youth), which might have been a factor (though this will not reassure heavier framed non-Asian adults); it is suggested that using such chairs without placing excessive pressure on the cylinder is advisable – otherwise sitting on a steel plate might help.
    Discuss.
    Last edited by Artic_counter; 05-21-2009, 06:07 PM.


  • cedolad
    moonchild~
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Jan 2007
    • 6879

    #2
    Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

    I'm getting rid of my chair now...Now I can't even enjoy sitting anymore. Man people ruin everything I cherish

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    • Quigly
      nah
      • Jan 2008
      • 3506

      #3
      Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

      Um, ow.

      Ps: Is it bad that I starting humming 'What what in the butt.' immediately after reading this?
      nah

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      • Artic_counter
        FFR Veteran
        • Jan 2007
        • 1002

        #4
        Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

        You own me one bro. I just saved your ass.


        Litteraly xD
        Last edited by Artic_counter; 05-21-2009, 06:45 PM.


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        • Gun92
          The Paragon of Perfection
          • Aug 2006
          • 4826

          #5
          Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

          Ouch...that really sucks.

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          • cedolad
            moonchild~
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Jan 2007
            • 6879

            #6
            Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

            Originally posted by Quigly
            Um, ow.

            Ps: Is it bad that I starting humming 'What what in the butt.' immediately after reading this?
            I did the same thing o.o

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            • Artic_counter
              FFR Veteran
              • Jan 2007
              • 1002

              #7
              Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

              I am frightened of sitting on my chair now...


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              • TeknoRokr
                FFR Veteran
                • Jan 2006
                • 186

                #8
                Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

                The link you provided is NSFW .

                Anyway, yeah, I'm afraid to sit on my chair now too . I am now sitting at the very edge.
                !

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                • Bangcrashboom
                  The Lulz, Do It For Them
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 1055

                  #9
                  Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

                  Link was dead and it had "inappropriate material" so you should probably take that down.

                  ON TOPIC: That really sucks and i dont get how something like that would happen... I guess sitting on your computer chair isnt safe anymore... -.-

                  Originally posted by Bolth mannn
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                  • demonllama6124
                    im your grandpa!!!
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 1440

                    #10
                    Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

                    be smart, sit in chairs that dont move
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                    • Flandre Scarlet
                      Death
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 903

                      #11
                      Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

                      I sit in a normal chair that rocks back and forth lol

                      On topic: Never would have thought something like a chair could kill someone in this way...very unfortunate death :/
                      Playing FFR/Lurking around the forums since Dec. 2004

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                      • Psychotik
                        Heckin' Cute
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 1727

                        #12
                        Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

                        It's pretty funny to me.
                        Check out my Speedruns
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                        • Artic_counter
                          FFR Veteran
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 1002

                          #13
                          Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

                          China is planning something...


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                          • x After Dawn x
                            FFR Veteran
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 1613

                            #14
                            Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

                            Yay for me having a regular chair.
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                            • customstuff
                              ♥C.S. + A.M.♥
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 4892

                              #15
                              Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

                              OH GOD. NOBODY IS SAVE. WE MUST STOP THIS CHAIR WAR BEFORE IT BEGINS!!!!caps

                              Originally posted by MrMagic5239
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