Originally Posted byjewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
Originally Posted byMrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted byAll_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."
I was going to make this thread, but I was scared of it being locked.
>______>
Anywho.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I'm having ham and potatoes for supper tonight.
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Originally posted by Tasselfoot
whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
Originally posted by funmonkey54
*knock knock*
*opens door*
Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
Um, ok. May I help you?
Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?
In America it's supposed to have been started when the pilgrims who landed at Plymouth Rock (Mass.?) were going to die from winter because they didn't know how to survive in America and the Native Americans (I don't know which tribe) came with food and saved them. Then they had a feast to give thanks for their good fortune.
At least I think that's how the story goes, I haven't heard it since maybe elementary school (grades 1-5).
In America it's supposed to have been started when the pilgrims who landed at Plymouth Rock (Mass.?) were going to die from winter because they didn't know how to survive in America and the Native Americans (I don't know which tribe) came with food and saved them. Then they had a feast to give thanks for their good fortune.
At least I think that's how the story goes, I haven't heard it since maybe elementary school (grades 1-5).
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