Hmm, I wonder if this'll get locked... anyways, a story...

So once upon a time there was a land by the name of... FFRboardia. In this land there was a moder...errrr...sheriff by the name of Ted. Ted was a really terrible sheriff though and said things like "don't post in this thread, post in this other one" and upon doing so, the peasants were edited. Oddly enough, no one knew what the hell was going on becasue there was no internet, but nevermind that.

The sheriff repeatedly asked things of the peasants, like retype an entire post into a PM instead of a post. Why? Because the sheriff was an unjust idiot. The sheriff's favorite activity was locking, and he did it all the time, and needlessly too. Apparantly, the sheriff didn't like the fact that people voice their opinions and so the sheriff told them all to tell him personally what the problem was, though he really wouldn't listen, especially since he had already been told the problem previously.

The sheriff, apparantly, didn't realize that a message board is made to post one's opinion, and as such people do not like being edited or locked. Apparantly the fact that a moderato...I mean sheriff's job is not to enforce his own unjust policy, escaped the poor sheriff, but alas, the sheriff continued his unfair ways.

The End?