Best Jokes FFR Can Offer

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  • deadaim1
    FFR Player
    • Dec 2006
    • 1
    #1

    Best Jokes FFR Can Offer

    Relationships are hard. It’s like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you a two weeks’ notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.
    Last edited by deadaim1; 08-4-2008, 10:35 AM.
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    • omgitznpv
      cohoooooon
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Aug 2005
      • 6980
      #2
      Re: Best Jokes FFR Can Offer

      what that's not even remotely funny
      Originally posted by DossarLX ODI
      What's the point of using drugs anyways? I heard they help you relax but that's pretty much it. (Not talking about medicines)

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        • MrRubix_MK5
          Banned
          • Jul 2008
          • 120
          #3
          Re: Best Jokes FFR Can Offer

          Originally posted by deadaim1
          Relationships are hard. It’s like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you a two weeks’ notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.
          I feel like being serious for some reason:
          1. There is a two weeks notice. It's called "your girlfriend stops talking to you"
          2. There is a form of severance pay. It's called breakup sex.
          3. Temps = rebounds

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            • dandandamdandan1111
              the baker man
              • Jun 2007
              • 2176
              #4
              Re: Best Jokes FFR Can Offer

              rubix wins. thread over

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                • StepmaniaGod6969
                  3 Fingers
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 1015
                  #5
                  Re: Best Jokes FFR Can Offer

                  another failed thread lol
                  Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                  use your cock. unless it isn't long enough. and then i feel sorry for you.



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                    • funmonkey54
                      The Chill Keeper
                      • Oct 2007
                      • 4127
                      #6
                      Re: Best Jokes FFR Can Offer

                      Originally posted by dandandamdandan1111
                      rubix wins. thread over
                      Agreed. Also, tell me when you are ready for jokes that are actually funny.

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                        • hoochan
                          woah shrooms
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 3838
                          #7
                          Re: Best Jokes FFR Can Offer

                          Dude, I didn't even smirk and I usually at least smirk at jokes...

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                            • Crashfan3
                              FFR Player
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 2937
                              #8
                              Re: Best Jokes FFR Can Offer

                              I came into this thread looking for a quick laugh, hoping to share a few jokes of my own, but now I'm just disappointed and I'm going to leave with my head hanging.

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                                • nuclearsamurai
                                  huehuehue
                                  • Jul 2007
                                  • 1211
                                  #9
                                  Re: Best Jokes FFR Can Offer

                                  Originally posted by Crashfan3
                                  I came into this thread looking for a quick laugh, hoping to share a few jokes of my own, but now I'm just disappointed and I'm going to leave with my head hanging.
                                  No. Share some jokes before this thread dies for good. D:

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                                    • AznGreen
                                      FFR Player
                                      • Jul 2008
                                      • 232
                                      #10
                                      Re: Best Jokes FFR Can Offer

                                      this is your first thread and you already screwed it up XD. same thing happend to alot of people too so w/e
                                      Anybody else got Vienna Core? Well... that's a pretty low number =)

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                                        • nuclearsamurai
                                          huehuehue
                                          • Jul 2007
                                          • 1211
                                          #11
                                          Re: Best Jokes FFR Can Offer

                                          There's something funny. Brock Obama!

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                                            • MrRubix_MK5
                                              Banned
                                              • Jul 2008
                                              • 120
                                              #12
                                              Re: Best Jokes FFR Can Offer

                                              Well I'll share a funny... anecdote?

                                              One day in Physics class back in high school, we decided to have a "fun day" by making rollercoasters using tubing/tape/etc. My coaster was called "One Last Screw"... my physics teacher walked up to it, looked at the name tag, looked at me with his usual "You're messing around again aren't you" grin, looked back at the coaster, pointed to the exit tube, and asked "So, is this where you get off?"

                                              I always thought it was an absolutely hilarious comeback :P

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                                                • nuclearsamurai
                                                  huehuehue
                                                  • Jul 2007
                                                  • 1211
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Best Jokes FFR Can Offer

                                                  Lmao. That just made my day.

                                                  And my sig.

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                                                    • MrMagic5239
                                                      FFR Veteran
                                                      • Feb 2007
                                                      • 4096
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Best Jokes FFR Can Offer

                                                      Originally posted by nuclearsamurai
                                                      There's something funny. Brock Obama!


                                                      Thats the best thing ive seen in this thread, I agree with you
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                                                        • [TeRa]
                                                          FFR Player
                                                          • May 2007
                                                          • 9922
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Best Jokes FFR Can Offer

                                                          If a relationship feels like a full-time job, you're obviously in the wrong relationship.
                                                          -_-

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