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  • fido123
    FFR Player
    • Sep 2005
    • 4245
    #1

    Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

    So I was in the car the other day while me and a friend were discussing why a religious debate was cancelled in our Christian Ed. class. My mom asked "What side are you on" and I said Atheist. She flipped out and is now "uninstalling the internet" because the devil is talking to me through it making me become Atheist (or a Satanist as my mom belives). What do I do FFR Q_Q

    Last edited by fido123; 04-4-2008, 05:04 PM.
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    • jugglinguy
      Use me as a porta-potty
      • Dec 2006
      • 4319
      #2
      Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

      Sounds pretty fake.
      Originally posted by Jem
      Jem is my name. No one else is the same!

      You're Aja Leith of the Holograms! You're very exotic, intelligent and sophisticated.

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        • xXFFR_EliteXx
          FFR Player
          • Feb 2008
          • 153
          #3
          Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

          Kill your mom.
          MY BIG LINK!

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            • fido123
              FFR Player
              • Sep 2005
              • 4245
              #4
              Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

              It's not, my mom doesn't go to church or anything because "Jesus comes from the heart" yet she now claims to be a full out Christian now that this topic has come up. Today at dinner no more than half hour ago my mom said that "I need to have Faith" ect ect. She did not call it a homo's devil machine but said that the internet is making me Atheist and Atheism = Sataism according to her so OBVIOUSLY the devil must be coming though me from the internet in some form or another according to her.

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                • Redorigami
                  Call me Massive Swallow
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 3162
                  #5
                  Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

                  Originally posted by xXFFR_EliteXx
                  Kill your mom.
                  QFT. Then afterwards you can make an epic thread about it like the girl that got her innards sucked out by a pool. I feel this is your only solution.
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                    • jugglinguy
                      Use me as a porta-potty
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 4319
                      #6
                      Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

                      Originally posted by fido123
                      It's not, my mom doesn't go to church or anything because "Jesus comes from the heart" yet she now claims to be a full out Christian now that this topic has come up. Today at dinner no more than half hour ago my mom said that "I need to have Faith" ect ect. She did not call it a homo's devil machine but said that the internet is making me Atheist and Atheism = Sataism according to her so OBVIOUSLY the devil must be coming though me from the internet in some form or another according to her.
                      "Has Voldemort been talking to you kids online?"
                      Originally posted by Jem
                      Jem is my name. No one else is the same!

                      You're Aja Leith of the Holograms! You're very exotic, intelligent and sophisticated.

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                        • Izzy
                          Snek
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 9195
                          #7
                          Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

                          Uh, thats got to be photos hoped cause that doesn't even make sense. I can tell from the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

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                            • Stantonphl
                              FFR Player
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 14
                              #8
                              Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

                              The hell?! Why do people make fun of gay people?! Why say the internet is a gay thing?! Everybody uses the thing!
                              ALL SHALL PRAISE ME!

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                                • Xx{Midnight}xX
                                  FFR Player
                                  • Aug 2007
                                  • 8548
                                  #9
                                  Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

                                  Shouldn't this be in TGB? and the computer is a screaming metal deathtrap not a homo machine.

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                                    • Izzy
                                      Snek
                                      FFR Simfile Author
                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 9195
                                      #10
                                      Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

                                      Its just another religious fanatic women if its real.

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                                        • EAGAMES
                                          Y0FACE!
                                          • Dec 2006
                                          • 4931
                                          #11
                                          Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

                                          Originally posted by fido123
                                          my mom doesn't go to church or anything because "Jesus comes from the heart" yet she now claims to be a full out Christian.
                                          I'm guessing you have a bible somewhere in the house, if so, tell her to read Hebrew 10:25. If she's a true christian or w/e she'll follow it.*

                                          *Hope I'm not offending anyone, that is not my intention, I'm merely pointing something out. (everyone has their beliefs)
                                          /off topic

                                          Pay for your isp and don't let her use it, simple as that.

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                                            • foilman8805
                                              smoke wheat hail satin
                                              FFR Simfile Author
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 5704
                                              #12
                                              Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

                                              Alan Turing invented the computer during World War II.

                                              He was a homosexual.

                                              This makes sense, and is true.

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                                                • sumzup
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                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                  • 1398
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

                                                  Tell your mom that you didn't "choose" the Atheist side and that you were forced to do so by a random pick. Then explain to her how you take succor from Jesus everyday and though you may not show it outwardly, truly believe in him. Also tell her that spirituality is very personal to you, and you don't want to discuss it.

                                                  BS ftw!

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                                                    • pokelda
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                                                      FFR Simfile Author
                                                      • Jun 2006
                                                      • 3876
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

                                                      the last thing you would say to a christian, especially a relative, is that you are an atheist. GJ on thinking this through I hope you have a fun time without the homo's devil machine

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                                                        • OMG its HIM
                                                          FFR Player
                                                          • Mar 2008
                                                          • 667
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

                                                          Originally posted by Stantonphl
                                                          The hell?! Why do people make fun of gay people?! Why say the internet is a gay thing?! Everybody uses the thing!
                                                          because gay people are stupid...why like the same sex as the one you are? pretty weird...
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