Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

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  • funmonkey54
    The Chill Keeper
    • Oct 2007
    • 4127

    #46
    Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

    Originally posted by EAGAMES
    If you don't have a job, sell lemonade in front of your house.
    lol

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    • Kekeb
      davai
      • Dec 2006
      • 2765

      #47
      Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

      I'll PM you with a response, as I guess I should have done before.

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      • EAGAMES
        Y0FACE!
        • Dec 2006
        • 4931

        #48
        Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

        Originally posted by rzr
        Christianity itself is a joke. The philosophy that every thing we know to exist was created in six days is absurd. However, Satanism isn't as directly tied to creation and sin, it's actually more rational. And Atheism is definitly not a religion, especially seeing that it's very existance is based on the fact that there is no god. Agnosticism is probably the most rational of all 'religions'.
        I forget where in the bible it says that one day (our time) is equivalent to a million years to god. Like you said, it may sound absurd but think of it this way, god has been living for like forever without beginning or end, therefore, wouldn't you think "he" would look at time like nothing?

        I'll try and find the bible text but I have to go right now and won't be back for two hours so talk to you guys later.
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        • rzr
          TWG Veteran
          • Oct 2007
          • 7608

          #49
          Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

          Besides, Kekeb, I grew up going to a Catholic school in Rhode Island. They never directly taught ethnicity other than the obvious **** a school teaches.

          P.S. I PMd devonin now.

          @ EAGAMES: Well than technically god would be contradicting himself. He would have no need to have it said that he created the earth and its inhabitants in x days if time was nothing to him, therefore cancelling out the very expirtance of timei
          Last edited by rzr; 04-4-2008, 08:00 PM.

          Originally posted by darkshark
          Everyone sucks at this game. The second you think you're good is the second you stop trying to get better.
          Originally posted by aperson
          i had a mri the other day it was the best song i heard in years

          Originally posted by Sprite-
          More of a joke than the time I deleted all the credits on the site.
          Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
          yeah my goldfish think im a riot they do this thing where they turn upside down and float to the top of the tank

          i guess their alcohol tolerance isnt as high as mine

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          • Redorigami
            Call me Massive Swallow
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Oct 2005
            • 3162

            #50
            Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

            Originally posted by rzr
            @ EAGAMES: Well than technically god would be contradicting himself. He would have no need to have it said that he created the earth and its inhabitants in x days if time was nothing to him, therefore cancelling out the very expirtance of timei
            Sure he would have no need to, so go ahead and quote God for me saying this.
            Last edited by Redorigami; 04-4-2008, 08:16 PM.
            Originally posted by TheRapingDragon
            The ability to lick the clit and the vagina and apply gentle pressure at the same time with one upward lick is something the small tongued of us can only dream about.
            Originally posted by spreadNv
            Got dibs on La Camp.
            Oh right, Im not any good.
            Got dibs on Pita.

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            • super kid
              FFR Player
              • Nov 2006
              • 1359

              #51
              Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

              Gosh my parents don't know I am atheist. I don't believe in the devil. Just tell her that.
              Originally posted by KgZ
              next time instead of trying to talk to the girl acting like a sketchball just whip your dick and stick it in her mouth; dont even say anything

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              • rzr
                TWG Veteran
                • Oct 2007
                • 7608

                #52
                Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

                Originally posted by Redorigami
                Sure he would have no need to, so go ahead and quote God for me saying this.
                What?

                Originally posted by darkshark
                Everyone sucks at this game. The second you think you're good is the second you stop trying to get better.
                Originally posted by aperson
                i had a mri the other day it was the best song i heard in years

                Originally posted by Sprite-
                More of a joke than the time I deleted all the credits on the site.
                Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
                yeah my goldfish think im a riot they do this thing where they turn upside down and float to the top of the tank

                i guess their alcohol tolerance isnt as high as mine

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                • arsonistsgetallthegirls
                  FFR Player
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 459

                  #53
                  Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

                  Originally posted by xXFFR_EliteXx
                  Kill your mom.
                  Satan?!? Is that you?
                  I guess you were inside the internet after all...
                  one hand, no mercy...

                  [Trust me, This user is your friend.]

                  Originally posted by Zeron
                  Holy ****, civility in the forums?! My head just asploded.
                  Wait, What?

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                  • Redorigami
                    Call me Massive Swallow
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 3162

                    #54
                    Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

                    Ok sorry poor phrasing and I just kinda sucked when I posted it. The fact that it was created in X days isn't what God said or what God 'needed to have said,' but is more for OUR needs. We say that because we need order as part of human nature. God didn't care about X days of creation, and there's nothing saying he did care about however long it took.
                    Originally posted by TheRapingDragon
                    The ability to lick the clit and the vagina and apply gentle pressure at the same time with one upward lick is something the small tongued of us can only dream about.
                    Originally posted by spreadNv
                    Got dibs on La Camp.
                    Oh right, Im not any good.
                    Got dibs on Pita.

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                    • DarkManticoreX2
                      TWG Overlord
                      • Apr 2005
                      • 7355

                      #55
                      Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

                      Originally posted by rzr
                      @ EAGAMES: Well than technically god would be contradicting himself. He would have no need to have it said that he created the earth and its inhabitants in x days if time was nothing to him, therefore cancelling out the very expirtance of timei
                      rzr, you have to remember that time is a simply man-made concept. Whether you believe in god or not, God has no concept of time. He simply "exists". If god said he made it in a "day" it is simply a measure he is using to relate to a man's sense of time. Man in our infinate wisdom took this measure later and said "Hey we are calling a day 24 hours".

                      God said he created the world in 7 "days" before the human concept of days existed.
                      Last edited by DarkManticoreX2; 04-4-2008, 10:06 PM.
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                      • Izzy
                        Snek
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 9195

                        #56
                        Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

                        Atheism isn't a religion. Its just what religious people categorize people that don't believe in their religion. Atheism isn't a group and there is no way to generalize it because they don't follow the same anything. All in all. Religion is irrelevant to me.

                        Also thats why satanism isn't like atheism.

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                        • rzr
                          TWG Veteran
                          • Oct 2007
                          • 7608

                          #57
                          Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

                          The bible says God created the earth in six days and its inhabitants. However, if time is a concept theorized by man that makes god himself a human, despite the fact that we are created in his image, because he is using the concept of time before the alleged creation of man.
                          Perhaps man created God before the idea of God creating man even existed? Not to make reference to the obvious points that humans invented the bible and its stories, etc, but that possibly before there was the theoretical aspect of God there catally was man. And I mean that as if the bible were true.

                          Originally posted by darkshark
                          Everyone sucks at this game. The second you think you're good is the second you stop trying to get better.
                          Originally posted by aperson
                          i had a mri the other day it was the best song i heard in years

                          Originally posted by Sprite-
                          More of a joke than the time I deleted all the credits on the site.
                          Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
                          yeah my goldfish think im a riot they do this thing where they turn upside down and float to the top of the tank

                          i guess their alcohol tolerance isnt as high as mine

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                          • xinpig
                            FFR Player
                            • Apr 2006
                            • 1072

                            #58
                            Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

                            This really needs to be moved to CT. i also agree with the previous post. (Izzy)



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                            • pokelda
                              ⁽ ´ཀ`⁾
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Jun 2006
                              • 3878

                              #59
                              Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

                              The story of the world being created in 7 days was created by the Jews. All Christianity did was make God more benevolent and made jesus christ a prominent figure.

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                              • xinpig
                                FFR Player
                                • Apr 2006
                                • 1072

                                #60
                                Re: Watch out!!! The Internet is a Homo's Devil Machine!

                                One of the main differences between the big religions (jewish, christianity, islam) is how they view Jesus



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