So, I'm pretty sure Jesus is a zombie now.

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  • heezay
    FFR Player
    • Jan 2008
    • 95
    #1

    So, I'm pretty sure Jesus is a zombie now.

    Jesus is a zombie.
    It's the only way this whole resurrection thing could ever make any sense.
    AND, it's a well known fact that zombies can walk over water.
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    • EnR
      Massive flaming dildos.
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Jul 2007
      • 8431
      #2
      Re: So, I'm pretty sure Jesus is a zombie now.

      How dare you call Jesus a zombie, he's a damn chipmunk.

      Gawd, know your facts...
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        • SnS
          FFR Veteran
          • Jun 2007
          • 680
          #3
          Re: So, I'm pretty sure Jesus is a zombie now.

          K bye.

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            • omgitznpv
              cohoooooon
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Aug 2005
              • 6980
              #4
              Re: So, I'm pretty sure Jesus is a zombie now.

              A+ thread would read again

              owait my eyes are too blurry to read again
              Originally posted by DossarLX ODI
              What's the point of using drugs anyways? I heard they help you relax but that's pretty much it. (Not talking about medicines)

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                • EAGAMES
                  Y0FACE!
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 4931
                  #5
                  Re: So, I'm pretty sure Jesus is a zombie now.

                  Originally posted by EnR
                  How dare you call Jesus a zombie, he's a damn chipmunk.

                  Gawd, know your facts...
                  He kind of looks like Hammy.
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                    • Coolboyrulez0
                      VICES
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      FFR Music Producer
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 10042
                      #6
                      Re: So, I'm pretty sure Jesus is a zombie now.

                      Oh noes, It's Zombie Jesus! RUN!
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                        • Crashfan3
                          FFR Player
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 2937
                          #7
                          Re: So, I'm pretty sure Jesus is a zombie now.

                          Rrrrr... I am Jeeeeesuuuuussssss....
                          I want your BRAAAIIIINNSSSSSSSS....

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                            • inflames07
                              FFR Player
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 470
                              #8
                              Re: So, I'm pretty sure Jesus is a zombie now.

                              Originally posted by Crashfan3
                              Rrrrr... I want you to pray at the sky and devote your lives to my belieffff
                              I want your SOULSSSSSSSS....

                              fixed



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                                • funmonkey54
                                  The Chill Keeper
                                  • Oct 2007
                                  • 4127
                                  #9
                                  Re: So, I'm pretty sure Jesus is a zombie now.

                                  Yeah, I bet you will definitely think he is a chipmunk or a zombie when your soul is burning in hell.

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                                    • heezay
                                      FFR Player
                                      • Jan 2008
                                      • 95
                                      #10
                                      Re: So, I'm pretty sure Jesus is a zombie now.

                                      LMMFAO @ inflames07's post.

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                                        • omgitznpv
                                          cohoooooon
                                          FFR Simfile Author
                                          • Aug 2005
                                          • 6980
                                          #11
                                          Re: So, I'm pretty sure Jesus is a zombie now.

                                          Originally posted by inflames07
                                          fixed
                                          your ct
                                          Originally posted by DossarLX ODI
                                          What's the point of using drugs anyways? I heard they help you relax but that's pretty much it. (Not talking about medicines)

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                                            • Misa_Amane
                                              FFR Player
                                              • Oct 2007
                                              • 119
                                              #12
                                              Re: So, I'm pretty sure Jesus is a zombie now.

                                              jesus isnt a zombie.
                                              he was a gay jew.
                                              if anyone wants to know how i got to that conclusion....
                                              message me.
                                              i promise you will laugh.

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                                                • Sir_Thomas
                                                  FFR Veteran
                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                  • 848
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: So, I'm pretty sure Jesus is a zombie now.

                                                  Originally posted by inflames07
                                                  fixed
                                                  Nope, he is a zombie. The only possible way someone could believe that bull**** is if someone ate your brains in the first place.

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                                                    • moches
                                                      FFR Player
                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                      • 3996
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: So, I'm pretty sure Jesus is a zombie now.

                                                      Insulting to Christians.

                                                      Not very nice.

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                                                        • iPatcH
                                                          Swamp Lemons Rule
                                                          FFR Simfile Author
                                                          FFR Music Producer
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 3370
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: So, I'm pretty sure Jesus is a zombie now.

                                                          religion talk ban
                                                          put on a donk on it

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