The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World

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  • FestiveTurkey
    Banned
    • Mar 2008
    • 33

    #1

    The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World

    Time is coming as spring break approaches and has the poll for the best and worst lovers of the world.

    The survey was based on the poll of 10,000 women in 50 countries.

    German men have been branded the ‘worst lovers in the world’ thanks to their selfishness.

    The second in the list were Swedish blokes, and the reason for their spot was that they were too quick.

    Because of being too rough Holland men made it to the third spot in the list of worst lovers. As for the Americans they secured the fourth place because of their dominance.

    They were followed by Welsh men, because they were too soppy, fifth were the ‘too loud’ Scots and sixth were Turks for being too sweaty.

    Tenth spot was given to English men, as according to the poll they were too chubby. According to the women polled, the best lovers were as expected, Italians and French.


    Any thoughts? Opinions?

    Personally, I think they have Germany, USA, Italy, and France pretty much right down to the money. Everyone just needs to back off from being turned on all time time and needs to get into shape.

    edit: Damn...forgot the poll.
  • omgitznpv
    cohoooooon
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Aug 2005
    • 6980

    #2
    Re: The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World

    what about asians
    Originally posted by DossarLX ODI
    What's the point of using drugs anyways? I heard they help you relax but that's pretty much it. (Not talking about medicines)

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    • FestiveTurkey
      Banned
      • Mar 2008
      • 33

      #3
      Re: The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World

      Originally posted by omgitznpv
      what about asians
      I'm trying to find the entire list.. Might take me a while because Google and Yahoo aren't helping.

      edit: Best I can find at the moment.

      Another list:
      1. Germans ..selfish
      2. Swedes..to quick
      3. Dutch..too rough
      4. Yanks..too dominating
      5. Welsh..soppy
      6. Scots..too loud
      7. Turks..sweaty
      8. Greeks..smelly
      9. Russians..hairy
      10. English..too chubby
      Last edited by FestiveTurkey; 03-8-2008, 06:24 AM.

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      • omgitznpv
        cohoooooon
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Aug 2005
        • 6980

        #4
        Re: The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World

        Haha, okay...I'd like to see where we'd rank hehe
        Originally posted by DossarLX ODI
        What's the point of using drugs anyways? I heard they help you relax but that's pretty much it. (Not talking about medicines)

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        • Coolboyrulez0
          VICES
          FFR Simfile Author
          FFR Music Producer
          • Aug 2006
          • 10042

          #5
          Re: The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World

          Aw **** you! I am german and I ain't selfish, nor a bad lover.
          https://soundcloud.com/cbrbreakcore
          https://cbrrecords.bandcamp.com/

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          • sumzup
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            • Nov 2005
            • 1398

            #6
            Re: The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World

            That's what they all say.

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            • FestiveTurkey
              Banned
              • Mar 2008
              • 33

              #7
              Re: The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World

              Originally posted by omgitznpv
              Haha, okay...I'd like to see where we'd rank hehe
              Yeah...I can't find the whole list. Sry.

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              • stretchypanda
                shock me shock me
                • Sep 2004
                • 4123

                #8
                Re: The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World

                Guido is the world's best lover.

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                • Crashfan3
                  FFR Player
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 2937

                  #9
                  Re: The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World

                  Hmm... I'm 1/8 Norwegian... don't see them anywhere on the list...

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                  • Touchie_Duckie
                    FFR Player
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 46

                    #10
                    Re: The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World

                    My ex boyfriend was Italian.

                    Notice the ex part.

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                    • Das Mustafah
                      FFR Player
                      • Oct 2007
                      • 137

                      #11
                      Re: The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World

                      Who performed this survey? Time? The wording confuses me.

                      Seems pretty narrow to have only 10,000 women polled, especially considering most of these women didn't answer based on any knowledge but were simply responding to stereotypes.

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                      • FestiveTurkey
                        Banned
                        • Mar 2008
                        • 33

                        #12
                        Re: The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World

                        List:
                        1. Germans
                        2. Swedish
                        3. Dutch
                        4. Americans
                        5. Welsh
                        6. Scottish
                        7. Turks
                        8. Greeks
                        9. Russians
                        10. English
                        11. South Africans
                        12. Australians
                        13. Hispanic
                        14. Danish
                        15. New Zealand
                        16. Brazilian
                        17. Canadian
                        Last edited by FestiveTurkey; 03-8-2008, 07:10 PM.

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                        • Tibs
                          FFR Player
                          • May 2006
                          • 5235

                          #13
                          Re: The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World

                          Hi you're probably Madmatt brb checking that list of accounts registered from Madmatt's IP.

                          Metal covers of vidya game songs

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                          • Das Mustafah
                            FFR Player
                            • Oct 2007
                            • 137

                            #14
                            Re: The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World

                            Who's Madatt?

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                            • JKPolk
                              tool
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 3737

                              #15
                              Re: The Best And The Worst Lovers Of The World

                              Your worst nightmare.

                              Nah I'm just kidding he's just an idiot.

                              An idiot from your worst nightmares...

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