I know many people who are the proverbial 'night owls' of society. They stay up really, really late, long after people have gone to bed, having epiphanies and bursts of creativity at unholy hours. Winston Churchill was like that. He'd force people to stay up at 2 AM to discuss war tactics. I am like that. I hate going to bed at 9 PM...grr it pisses me off when I have to.
I like to classify night owls into four levels. Who fits in where?
Level 0:
If, somehow, God decided to make you normal, you'll fit into this category, like most people. If you stay up to midnight, you'll end up sleeping in till 3 PM. And staying up late? Hah. Unless you happen to be partying like a rock star, you won't. Your body can't handle the all-encompassing nighttime.
Level 1:
You stay up to around 1-3 AM fairly often, but you still get sleepy. You thrive at nighttime, and whenever you can, you stay up quite late. However, you still maintain a good sleep schedule.
Level 2
You tend to stay up all night at times, and others you just stay up late. You almost always stay up past midnight. You feel happier and more energetic during this time, and you feel a sort of affinity with the night. Your sleep schedule is somewhat chaotic.
And finally...
Level 3:
You are an earthly manifestation of night. You could be a good candidate to be a vampire. Chances are, you are one if you fit into this category. When the sun sets, your energy and creativity burst outwards, and your energy level is almost unlimited. Only until the sun sets does your night-time euphoria end. Of course, you stay up day after day, getting the pleasant rush of energy when nighttime falls. After all, if you were to stop, you might fall asleep and miss the night. Maybe. Your sleep schedule is non-existent. You sleep at irregular periods and for random periods of time.
Guess where I fit? Category 3. Hell, I fight my mom tooth and nail all the time wanting to stay up very late..and oftentimes I do so anyways. But I still manage to get 8-10 hours of sleep every day. Go figure. Well, the night owl trait runs in my family, so it's probably genetic. Who cares. This is coming from a kid who is posting this at 4 in the morning wide awake. I can't even sleep without sleep aids...oh well, doesn't hurt me really. So, where do you fit in? I'd love to hear from you guys. If you care about me, you'll post here. Just kidding. Nobody knows me here anyways, they don't care either way.
~Bynary Fission
I like to classify night owls into four levels. Who fits in where?
Level 0:
If, somehow, God decided to make you normal, you'll fit into this category, like most people. If you stay up to midnight, you'll end up sleeping in till 3 PM. And staying up late? Hah. Unless you happen to be partying like a rock star, you won't. Your body can't handle the all-encompassing nighttime.
Level 1:
You stay up to around 1-3 AM fairly often, but you still get sleepy. You thrive at nighttime, and whenever you can, you stay up quite late. However, you still maintain a good sleep schedule.
Level 2
You tend to stay up all night at times, and others you just stay up late. You almost always stay up past midnight. You feel happier and more energetic during this time, and you feel a sort of affinity with the night. Your sleep schedule is somewhat chaotic.
And finally...
Level 3:
You are an earthly manifestation of night. You could be a good candidate to be a vampire. Chances are, you are one if you fit into this category. When the sun sets, your energy and creativity burst outwards, and your energy level is almost unlimited. Only until the sun sets does your night-time euphoria end. Of course, you stay up day after day, getting the pleasant rush of energy when nighttime falls. After all, if you were to stop, you might fall asleep and miss the night. Maybe. Your sleep schedule is non-existent. You sleep at irregular periods and for random periods of time.
Guess where I fit? Category 3. Hell, I fight my mom tooth and nail all the time wanting to stay up very late..and oftentimes I do so anyways. But I still manage to get 8-10 hours of sleep every day. Go figure. Well, the night owl trait runs in my family, so it's probably genetic. Who cares. This is coming from a kid who is posting this at 4 in the morning wide awake. I can't even sleep without sleep aids...oh well, doesn't hurt me really. So, where do you fit in? I'd love to hear from you guys. If you care about me, you'll post here. Just kidding. Nobody knows me here anyways, they don't care either way.

~Bynary Fission






. I'd be lvl 3 if I didn't have to work during the day though.





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