Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 2
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 template Next
  • MrRubix
    FFR Player
    • May 2026
    • 8340
    #1

    Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

    Because who can possibly resist?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0es0Mip1jWY
    Tags: None
    • stretchypanda
      shock me shock me
      • Sep 2004
      • 4123
      #2
      Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

      I'm ****ing hot.

        Comment

        • stretchypanda
          shock me shock me
          • Sep 2004
          • 4123
          #3
          Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

          OH WAIT. I have a better one:

          I'm have lowered expectations.

            Comment

            • Tibs
              FFR Player
              • May 2006
              • 5235
              #4
              Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

              Hey Rubix, didn't you quit forever?

              Metal covers of vidya game songs

                Comment

                • ManifestoConform
                  FFR Player
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 29
                  #5
                  Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                  SEX
                  I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?

                    Comment

                    • Fantasticone
                      D7 Elite Keymasher
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 6003
                      #6
                      Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                      Cause I play FFR.

                        Comment

                        • Specforces
                          Yes
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 5028
                          #7
                          Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                          My hand never says no.
                          Check Out My Music

                            Comment

                            • Vettrossnugglebunny
                              FFR Player
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 3
                              #8
                              Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                              Because I love him.
                              I love you Robert.sigpic

                                Comment

                                • rel89
                                  FFR Player
                                  • May 2006
                                  • 2046
                                  #9
                                  Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                                  She is irrisistable.
                                  AAA's: 171 (1 + 9)
                                  Most recent Godly AAA: Platypus, Koala In The Spider's Web, Intense Colors, Tell, Agenda X
                                  Average: 535.3877
                                  Tier Points: 206 (206 + 0 for 167 AAAs)

                                  SM/GH3/FFR vids

                                    Comment

                                    • GuidoHunter
                                      is against custom titles
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 7371
                                      #10
                                      Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                                      I'm better than the alternative?

                                      --Guido

                                      http://andy.mikee385.com

                                      Originally posted by Grandiagod
                                      Originally posted by Grandiagod
                                      She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
                                      Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

                                        Comment

                                        • g4z33b0
                                          Banned
                                          • Mar 2006
                                          • 2618
                                          #11
                                          Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                                          because i'm half black

                                            Comment

                                            • g4z33b0
                                              Banned
                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 2618
                                              #12
                                              Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                                              from the waist down

                                                Comment

                                                • stretchypanda
                                                  shock me shock me
                                                  • Sep 2004
                                                  • 4123
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                                                  Originally posted by GuidoHunter
                                                  I'm better than the alternative?

                                                  --Guido

                                                  http://andy.mikee385.com
                                                  You're such a jerk.

                                                    Comment

                                                    • Specforces
                                                      Yes
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 5028
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                                                      Chicks really like uniformed men?
                                                      Check Out My Music

                                                        Comment

                                                        • RB_Dreamscanner
                                                          ☭Retired Top One Hander☭
                                                          • Nov 2006
                                                          • 1789
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Explain why you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 5 words or less

                                                          i FC'd CP's Jack thrill

                                                          ;D
                                                          "The Communist vision is the vision of man without God"



                                                          Retired, Finished at rank 295, Top one hander on FFR

                                                            Comment

                                                            Previous 1 2 template Next
                                                            Working...